So, i am a big weenie when it comes to posts, but ive noticed alot of you folks keep the same bizzare hours I do. what i am getting at here is what are the chances of this site getting a chatroom? (if anybody this this is idea is asinine please, let me have it)

I like message boards much better than chat rooms, but that's just one man's opinion. Chat moves too fast.

yes yes yes! sometimes i'm here posting and there's up to 5 members active. i like the features, i like talking about shows, and ..............

i'm really lonely around 3 am. my roomate goes to bed at 10, and i have noone. i'm so alone. people in existing chatrooms suck, mainly because they've never heard of any of the bands i like.....

overemo, would you like a chatroom on this computer?
(X) yes
( ) no

damn smileys fucked up my clever ballot.....

i'll have to do this.....

(X) Yes
(_) No

sorry, i'm insane...........

i agree...when i see my friends logged in i'm like 'ooo ooo! i want to talk to you!' but i can't so I have to message them but that just sucks. but i also agree that it is easy to get lost and confused in a chat room. errgh. i like having the option at least.

you fuckwit. you stupid stupid man. that's all I have to say to you about that.

chat rooms suck! just say NO to chat rooms

FEATURES CHAT ROOM:

lawnwrangler:hey blightman what's your sign
blightman: I can't tell you
jamiecarroll: what's your age/sex/location
freezetag: 22/f/nashville
featuresgirl: who's going to the benefit?
smee: not me
lawnwrangler: 22/m/johnson city
deevol: I've been up for 92 hours straght
exliontamer: I love rock n roll lets party
featuresgirl: I'll party with you anytime exliontamer
stalker on skates: can someone give me the address to Matt's house?
freezetag:no
blightman: I'll sell it to you
featuresgirl: 16/f/nashville
raydavies: listen to my radio show
overemo: 45/m/nashville - featuresgirl meet me in the park
raydavies: please please wake up and listen to my radio show
blightman: yea the features rock
jamiecarroll: drinking and driving is like a video game






Disclaimer: none of this is intended to be taken seriously it is my lame and non funny attempt to make fun of a Features chat room none of the comments posted are real this is just to simulate a Features chat room experience – thanks, blightman

I would just enter and sit and be too over whelmed by it all to give any input.

You were too overwhelmed by last week's episode of Sesame Street when Grover introduced the number '4.'

that is a very good repesentation of a typical chat room.

blightman-that is hilarious! good reason to not have a message board-lawnwrangler trying to pick up guys/girls...

B-man...is someone else posting under your name?

no jc why? does that not look like my hand writting?

Oh I'm sorry B-man, I was looking at the wrong post. My mistake...

I agree whole heartedly.  chat rooms are so confusing, it's impossible to have a good conversation.
and as per the possibly confusing and personal comments posted to overemo, i would like to apologize and say that I have a split personality.  sometimes I'm stalker on skates, and sometimes I'm his conscience.


(Edited by stalker on skates at 8:40 pm on May 7, 2002)

Chat rooms are (or can be) a great demand on bandwidth and the Features(.com) has a fixed amount of monthly bandwidth we can pull.  It's still something to certainly propose to the management, but if the consensus is against it I would say we are better of sticking with this message board... or someone can go out there and start a Yahoo groups or something and utililize their chatroom options.

Put that band width to good use!

Remember--
*band photos
*band bios
*a how archive
*lyrics
*mp3s (live or other wise)
*videos (live or otherwise)
*porn (of the midget clown variety)

may i ask why this is the obsession these days???

The only thing more erotic than a diminutive person wearing clown make-up is a cake that depicts a woman urinating.

They make anatomically correct (or incorrect, I guess) Playmate of the Year dolls now.

you've got to know when to hold em and know when to fold em. i hope that helps

It certainly does. In times of distress, I always turn to the sage advice of Kenny Rogers for guidance. He's always led me down the straight and narrow path.

Like when you sang that duet with Dolly Parton?