I just have to say that i think it's great that you guys are taking plenty of time to think of something worthy to post here. Pretty smart idea.

I've been noticing a trend around the board and it's starting to bother me: everyone's avatar sucks....except mine. While, I'm not sure what the root of the problem is, I, nevertheless, have taken steps to remedy this situation. That's right guys....I bring you good avatars. You can thank me later....just not too much later, ya dig?

I approve, although your posts have been somewhat lacking lately.

P.S. If Ceeze ever makes a return, I'm chaning my avatar. Ditto, of course, BrianEno2.

Sorry Keith, but I'm still not interested in sexing my posts up for you. Now, Carl on the other hand.....

Another meaningless thread.

Another meaningless poster....sigh

Republican.

Umm...no. I'm pretty sure those guys want to take over the world and enslave me. So I'll have to argue with you there.

Red Stater...

No, you're the sheep.

that's B-a-a-a-a-a-a D. How 'bout those cowboys. Sheep go to heaven. Goats...... go to hell.

(Edited by PokeyDot at 9:23 pm on Sep. 19, 2005)

Hell is a myth created by hardcore Christian conservatives, like yourself, to scare small children into submission.

Sometimes I go to Bel Air Baptist church just to pick up chicks.

Urrggh! baptist chicks are teh skank

It looks like that sheep just shat out a smiley-face!

That it does, jc. That it does.

Does this picture make women nervous? Coz to me it looks like he's going for the grab.

The Cowboys were great tonight

Unless you're talking about football, this post is very...ummm...ambiguous.

and his head looks completely PSed.

I appreciate FeaturesTroll.

Yea I was . . . and it was sarcastic as well. Washington had an incredible comeback. Jerry Jones even went down onto the field for the last minute or two. I've really come to hate "America's Team" over the past few years.

Texas in general really...and with the Real World fiasco, I'm including Austin.

Thanks. If you threw a party and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would come from me and the card attached would say "thank you for being a friend."

"Shat" is a terribly underused word.

I think those unfortunate souls with speech impediments kind of demand the word not be used.

"so then i sat on the couch"
"you what?!"

Sorry FeaturesTroll. A promise is a promise.

At least you're a man of your word. I respect that. Fucker.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Nice Avatar, FeaturesTroll. How did you find that?

www.keithlowen.com. I found it a long time ago, by putting random crap in the address bar.

Stalker.

No, it was just an obvious thing to assume was there, considering you're an übermega rock star.



p.s. stop closing the curtains it's really starting to get on my nerves.

Like I said the other day, I'm sorry I'm not around anymore to let you in at night, dude. You should really talk to Paul, though. He would do it!

troll, i think you were cooler when you didnt like the features so much. your signature and website trip me up.

(Edited by stopforme at 9:03 pm on Sep. 28, 2005)

That website is to spread awareness that the Features are devil worshippers, thank you very much.

Exorcising Demons...Gates of Hell..."when the Devil came along and tried to change my mind..."

I will get the word out.

Everyone's avatars are making me confused.

I have one of your avatars up on the Selfies board.

That officially makes you the coolest person over there.




*edit*

spin...spin...spin..spin....spin...spin...spin...spin...

(Edited by FeaturesTroll at 12:21 am on Oct. 10, 2005)

By a mile.