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dontstaylong

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Posted Friday, April 8, 2005 at 2:53 PM

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Local Fox Affiliate Debuts
Terror-Alert Van

MURFREESBORO, TN—Touting itself as "the only channel with a terror-alert system designed to meet the specific needs of central Tennessee," Fox News affiliate WMFB-TV Channel 11 debuted its terror-alert van Monday.

right on the front page. heh.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4114

(Edited by dontstaylong at 1:54 pm on Apr. 8, 2005)

jamiecarroll

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Posted Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 2:26 AM

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Local Fox Affiliate Debuts
Terror-Alert Van

MURFREESBORO, TN—Touting itself as "the only channel with a terror-alert system designed to meet the specific needs of central Tennessee," Fox News affiliate WMFB-TV Channel 11 debuted its terror-alert van Monday.

right on the front page. heh.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4114

Dude, I totally was thinking that would be a great idea for an Onion piece when I was watching Bob Herlihy on WMFB channel 11 (totally the best Murfreesboro newscast) last night. That station is so over-the-top!

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Razzthekid

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Posted Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 7:04 AM

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XD, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, yet it's brilliant.

(Edited by Razzthekid at 1:07 pm on Apr. 10, 2005)

Razz the Kid- Legends are born that way.