Did you see this?

And nice it is.

well, i'm glad my mother convinced me to get a real job instead of becoming an attorney, i'd have too much free time on my hands.. those real jobs are great.

I've never really understood why so many of you dislike them. This article definitely helps.

As a member of a family who moved to Wilson County to get away from the city when I was 6 and as someone who spent the first 15 years of my life dealing with white trash moving in all around me, I can definitely relate to poor Gonzalez.

hacky sack? what a bunch of gaywads.

seriously.

Actually, I think pinkstar was joking

The Features' situation, also covered in The Scene.

and I was agreeing with her joke.

And I was being a smartass and pointing out the irony in agreeing with a sarcastic statement with a word that is in direct opposition with the idea of sarcasm. I give my girlfriend crap for doing that all the time. Just a pet peeve of mine. Yes, I know I'm a jerk.

1. Does the Scene know for a fact they aren't breaking up?
2. Shouldn't "The band were" be "The band was" ?

"The band confirmed the facts, but is understandably not ready to discuss the details. They aren’t breaking up, and still plan to record the new album."

It would seem as if the writer spoke to the band, so I guess they are going on what they were told.

That's what I thought at first, but then I wondered if the band's confirmation was actually made via management. And it would seem as the band and management haven't been entirely on the same page as of late.

The conflict between band and management has been grossly exagerated on this messageboard. The band is NOT breaking up.

(Edited by carligula at 9:31 am on May. 9, 2006)

Curse you and your facts! I prefer to base my discussions on hearsay and rumor.

I heard that Roger and Meeks got into a fist fight! Roger won and ended up stuffing Cheetos in the seat of Meeks's pants!

That rumor is COMPLETELY unfounded!

They were Cool Ranch Doritos.

Meeks called... he said they were actually the 100 Calorie Mini Bite Cool Ranch Doritos because both he and Roger are watching their girlish figures.. Get your facts straight Carl.

Do those exist?

Yep.

All this talk of Doritos has reminded me of something(aside from the fact that it's the only food Prince eats in Purple Rain).

There was this guy at my high school named Reggie Flagstaff(for the sake of the story I'll have you know that he was about 6'3", had thick Bill Gates glasses, and was fairly overweight). People often called him "Sir Ninja" because he was constantly flaunting his martial arts skills(I bet he watched Billy Jack a lot). I managed to see these skills in full effect one day when we were working at K-Mart. He did something that annoyed me so I started chucking toilet brushes at him. He immediately went into a fighting stance and told me that I'd better watch it.
Anyway, our english class took a trip to Washington DC that year. I managed to get a room with two good friends and Michael. While Michael was in the shower I decided that it would be a good idea to stick some of the Doritos I'd been munching on in his cowboy boots. The only thing I remember after that was his sheer fury.
Next to an incident involving a Cajun and water balloons, I consider this to be amongst my finer pranks.

(Edited by exliontamer at 2:20 pm on May. 9, 2006)

Oh, they sound a lot tastier than they look.

my only hope is that michael granstaff googles his name and this comes up.