www.dailyconfession.com

here, people post their sins. and others respond in a message board type fashion.
some of the people are regular peeps and some are intense christians and their responses are all, "you sinned. god hates you"

one girl said that she is gay and she hates her mother bc her mom is homophobic. among the several responses about how she's going to burn in hell, this was my favorite:
"Ok, even though God does not like homosexuality, you will NOT go to hell. Remember, Jesus died for our sins. You will not go to hell, people who have 'sinned' will not go to hell. Only murderers will go to hell. So unless you're an evil murderer, you won't go to hell."

another guy confesses that he used to work for the government and personally murdered about 30 people for them.

Was his name Martin Blank?

i think the scariest thing in the world is ignorance.

You're going to hell for thinking that.

SHIT! what can i do to redeem myself?

this is my favorite [sort of] fucked up website. make sure your sound is on.

by far, the most fucked up website i've ever been to:

www.dolphinsex.org

a friend of mine referred me to this site as a joke. it was deeply disturbing. just as a warning, its about people who actually have sex with dolphins and includes a how to guide. *shudders*

(Edited by Charlotte at 10:10 am on Apr. 17, 2003)

Wow, that really was disturbing. Some of the links to that site were equally interesting. My favorite was the Bible Sex Stories site - the shot of Lot with his two daughters was great. Also, it was quite educational to learn about the Masturbate for Peace movement. I had no idea!

Sorry to be lewd, but I thought the line "Cream your khakis, not Iraqis" was hilarious.

on a similiar note Maddox is hilarious.

Has anyone seen the LEGO Bible stories? those are fucking hilarious. They even did scenes with circumsisions. classic.

I met a priest once who was in some sort of Special forces for the Marines when he was younger. He was a sniper and said that he used to snipe Walrus poachers in the Arctic circle. He said the American government thought it was easier to just kill the poachers than pass a bunch of laws and things.

I found it. It's great. Go here.

that is disturbing. yet not surprising. the american govt seems to think its easiest to kill in general than to pass laws and play nice about anything.

ever seen the film "missing"?

(Edited by stalker on skates at 12:00 am on Apr. 19, 2003)

This one has been around a while, and you may have seen it, but I can't help but add the home page of Peter Pan. This guy dresses like Peter Pan all the time, and uses this site, among other things, as a big personal ad.

i have seen this! it is so funny, yet so pathetic...

Ah, yes...I was going to suggest this one on the website topic we had a while back. I suggest the "I am better than your kids/Crappy children's art work" section. It is by far one of the funniest things I've ever seen...ever. I laugh my butt off every time I look at it. My personal favorites are Rachel's and Seth's. If you have yet to see this site, you must do so now.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 6:56 pm on Apr. 21, 2003)

Personally I prefer Jon's fire truck/shitmobile.....

Yes, Jon and Rachel's were my favorites.

Yes, the hairy shitmobile is great.

y'all must vist:

http://wasted-off-butter.com/stephtanner.htm
click on "enter the stephanie tanner project"
you'll need to read the intro first to understand whats going on.

nothing short of brilliant. digsy will like this one.

(Edited by 6969hOoBaInCuBuS420 at 12:58 pm on Apr. 23, 2003)

Just when I think that site couldn't get any funnier, they go and do something like THIS. That was the funniest thing I've seen/heard in a long, long time. HILARIOUS!

Wow...wow....I used to mess with people online before, but never to this extent. This is genius. The time, the voicemail, all of it is just so spot-on. Of course I feel horrible for this guy...but he is in love with Jodie Sweetin so part of me thinks he might just deserve this. I now have something to check up on daily.

here's one...

http://www.sensoryresearch.com/~starkeff/b...beatallica.html

these guy's do beatles covers in the style of metallica. the singer sounds exactly like james hetfield. funny shit, in my well opinion.

jodie has a new man

Oh my....I had never heard of this before. It's cruel and hilarious.

If you are new to wasted-off-butter, definitely read through the "Randy episode" before you start on the new one.

Anyone, who like me, is cynical right now when it comes to women and relationships, check out http://www.laddertheory.com/. Interesting- if slightly offensive- stuff.

(Edited by Keith at 12:31 pm on Nov. 19, 2003)

I love the STP. So many new quotes...if anything, Jodez has gotten even more hilarious, not to mention the fact that Bruno is a poet.

Randy was amazing, but Bruno may prove to be better...

i read this entire thing looking for an epiphany, and i thought all of it was really obvious... do guys not know this stuff? i could have told you.

I think we do for the most part, at least subconsciously, but I thought that website did a nice job of spelling it out. I don't think as many women are as attracted to money/power as the site contends, but then again, I'm a guy.

i agree but i think the group of girls that you and i surround ourselves with is a bit different than most others. i think the phylum of girls we encounter weigh more upon looks and whether the guy is paying too much attention them.

You're both wrong.

Anybody want to join the biker gang I'm going to start? I might also start smoking weed.

if there is one thing i learned from saturday morning cartoons its that weed and bikes are bad and knowing is half the battle.

guys know it, they just don't put it into words or put it all together.

Only if we can get tatoos and regularly smack bitches.

I'm in

Do we get to run crank from our own special homebrew!?!?!

is anyone in the gang single?


call me!

Sorry, sweetheart. Now that we're biker dudes, we've got chicks crawling all of us. They're all really nice... and hot... and very web-savvy. So if you want one of us, you will have to call us... and be prepared to wait in line.

You know it, honey

Being in a biker gang is excellent. This means we can go to small-town honky-tonks and drink beer. Hell yeah. What's the name of the gang, again?

How about the Bitch-Smackin' Ladies Men? BSLM 4-eva!!!

We need cool biker nicknames... like Spider, Snake, Fluffy, etc.

I'll be the Jackhammer...no, I'll be Cobra. When we see each other in public, we have to use our cool gang names. They're part of who we are now.

jamiecarroll can be "Big Ben". He'll clock you

(Edited by richarddawson at 5:06 pm on Nov. 19, 2003)

BCS - Big Cock Soldiers

I thought I told ya

(Edited by richarddawson at 5:01 pm on Nov. 19, 2003)

i had a scooter gang when i was 19....even though i didn't own a scooter....and the fact that there were only a few other members, none of whom owned scooters. we were called the launchpad mcquacks. you guys are too tough for me.

Bikers are hot. Especially if any of you come from money.