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TOPIC: Gong Show
Posted  Wednesday, February 6, 2002 at 8:31 PM
Post 1 of 4
I think the features should try out for the gong show and see if they get gonged.  It would be interesting to see what Chuck Barris would say about them

'Here's a band (clap) ...i know you're gonna love.  But then again, I love detours (clap).  Ha ha... oh me.  From Sparta  (clap) Sparta, Tennessee.  Give it up for (clap) ......ha ha........stop it you rascules.  Give it up for The FEATURES.

They make it halfway thru their song and out of nowhere GENE GENE THE DANCING MACHINE!

bomp-bomp-bomp     bomp-bomp-bomp    bomp-bomp-bomp    bomp-bomp-BOMPBOMP     bomp-bomp-BOMPBOMP...............
phases and stages, circles and cycles, scenes that we've all seen before, let me tell you some more
Posted  Wednesday, February 6, 2002 at 8:42 PM
Post 2 of 4
if i had a television, the game show network would be on my relevant list.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, February 6, 2002 at 8:43 PM
Post 3 of 4
you mean there are other channels?

no whammys no whammys no whammys aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd STOP

STOP at $2000 or lose-1-whammy

uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

$2000!
phases and stages, circles and cycles, scenes that we've all seen before, let me tell you some more
Posted  Wednesday, February 6, 2002 at 8:44 PM
Post 4 of 4
did i miss something?
the features need radio play.
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!