This weekend I had to go to two graduations. In doing so, I realized the use of going to these events. I mean, we kind of expected these people to graduate. I know how easy it was; it's no big feat. Anyways- girls. That's the reason I'll go to any more graduations (besides my brother or sisters). These places are packed with girls, most now women, who are moving on with their lives, breaking up with their boyfriends, why not give them another option for their future? College, job opportunities, or a night out with me? Plus, in TN with the whole '3 year and 364 days' rule, I can even find some upcoming seniors who are legal. I definitely have a new outlook on life, and, really, have found a new reason to live.

This is clearly the most logical reason to go to any graduation, and it is shocking that I never thought of that. Foldsfan you are a genius.

Oh my God, we have got to hang out more often. I too had to attend a graduation this weekend for my sister at Gallatin HS. I was delighted when two most righteous babes asked if the seats next to me were taken. It took no time for us to talk about which girls in the graduating class were hot and which ones my newfound friends would make-out with. This leads me to another thing that I have noticed: the shocking number of straight, highly attractive girls that like to make-out with other girls or at the least talk about it. At Riverstages, a girl that I met from Hendersonville, only hours earlier, flat out asked me how much I would pay to see her and one of the girls sitting with me make-out. I naturally responded by telling her that I would never pay for any such thing that I did not get to participate in, much less actually pay for something that I could get for free anyway. Bwah ha ha. Anyway, graduations are indeed a prime place to pick up chicks (single or not), as well as church.

foldsfan - I salute you and we will be making a trip to pick up some of these sluts as soon as I can call you. My little red book has just the women for us.

(Edited by richarddawson at 11:57 pm on May. 26, 2003)

um, where are these girls?

yes, i'd like to know as well.

hell, i'd like to know where *any* girls are.

For whatever reason, they mostly hail from Hendersonville. I just tried to think of the girls that fall into this category; and, five of the seven that I thought of (in about five seconds) come from Hendersonville. Maybe it's the water. Oddly enough, one of these girls and I have a softcore contest to see who can make-out with the most girls. Luckily, I am winning, but it's by a small margin. She has kissed approximately 14 girls in a span of one year, while it took me twice as long to accomplish the same feat. And the weird part is, I wouldn't consider her a lesbian. It's weird, but none of her friends consider her to be a full-blown one (probably because she's such a slut with guys too). Anyway, I think that she just likes the attention that she gets when boys see her do it. Unfortunately, I have become desensitized to seeing such things as a result of watching her do it this much. Agh!

As for you DS, girls are everywhere. Just take my one piece of advice - do not go to a club to get girls. It is something that I have never done, mostly because I can't dance. I have been to said clubs, but I loathe it for as long as I am there. The girls are very outnumbered by guys who wear either SouthPole shirts with baggy jeans or frat boys in their coolest t-shirt with a catch phrase on it. This low girl to guy ratio makes it much more difficult to meet girls and why pay money to get into such a "sausage fest" anyway. Those places just annoy me. Instead, mooch girls off of your friends and family. Most of the girls that I ever hang out with were originally a friend of a friend, a friend of a family member, or a relative of a co-worker (in 2 cases), but never a relative of a family member, nor someone that I met at a club. It is best to meet these girls through your current connections, because it saves you the trouble of trying to meet someone on your own. Plus, you already have the common connection of said individual to bind you. I'm sure that you know what I'm talking about.

(Edited by richarddawson at 9:58 am on May. 26, 2003)

Gosh, I am so glad I stumbled into this conversation! I sure wish I was one of the lucky 18 year old girls at the graduation parties that could have had the opportunity to make out with some very mature older men, which you all appear to be. Then again, I can always go to Hurricanes or Bar Nashville to meet some high class guys for some cheap thrills. I guess graduation parties aren't always where it's at...

Hmmm... it's gettin' a little thick in here. I will agree, though, that I'm meeting more and more girls that are into making out with other girls purely for attention. Honestly, it doesn't really do that much for me. Maybe if I were involved it would be better, but I can't really say that's my style either.

I now know the error of my ways... *smacks self in face*

I recently heard it said: "Girls who are bi are straight; Guys who are bi are gay."

Damn, how did I miss out on these cheap thrills? You must have been giving them out after we parted. Oh well, I know that Waffle House with SidePonyTails was ten times better than any such "cheap thrills." No offense of course.

i am one of these girls.

and i am one of these girls.

Gnarly.

(Edited by richarddawson at 11:35 pm on May. 26, 2003)

pm me some time.

Whoa kiddo, welcome to my world of sarcasm... i believe, richarddawson, that you know my thrills are never cheap. But I agree that waffle house + sideponytails = nothing but a good time ...
And jamiecarroll, isn't it ironic how that quote of yours plays out...things that make you go hmmmm

I know, I know, I'm just razzing you a little. Your thrills are expensive, if you know what I mean. wink, wink. nudge, nudge.

(Edited by richarddawson at 11:56 pm on May. 27, 2003)