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TOPIC: Happy Birthday, Ben Matlock!
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 1:17 PM
Post 1 of 12
From me to you, happy birthday. I hope it's a great birthday weekend for you!
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 1:21 PM
Post 2 of 12
Yeah, happy birthday to everbody's favorite lawman! For those that get the pleasure of seeing him in Johnson City this weekend, make sure he consumes mass quantities of alcohol.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 1:52 PM
Post 3 of 12
Happy Birthday!
You're so fucking money you don't even know it
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 3:04 PM
Post 4 of 12
!yadhtrib yppah (<--all the creativity i could find within myself) hope you have a great day nontheless!
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Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 5:15 PM
Post 5 of 12
happy birthday.
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 5:48 PM
Post 6 of 12
happy b-day, yo.

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 6:57 PM
Post 7 of 12
Happy Birthday! biggrin.gif
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 6:58 PM
Post 8 of 12
"Quote from carligula on Apr. 4, 2003 at 1:21 PM"
Yeah, happy birthday to everbody's favorite lawman! For those that get the pleasure of seeing him in Johnson City this weekend, make sure he consumes mass quantities of alcohol.
Dollar drafts = No excuses. Happy birthday, hope the ride is a bit more enjoyable this go-round.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Posted  Saturday, April 5, 2003 at 10:00 AM
Post 9 of 12
Happy birthday, sucka.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Saturday, April 5, 2003 at 12:29 PM
Post 10 of 12
Guess I'll see Mr. Matlock in a few hours. I already have the tequilia & hookers waiting on him.

Happy belated birthday fella.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Saturday, April 5, 2003 at 4:08 PM
Post 11 of 12
"Quote from thelawnwrangler on Apr. 5, 2003 at 12:29 PM"
Guess I'll see Mr. Matlock in a few hours. I already have the tequilia & hookers waiting on him.

Happy belated birthday fella.
Why don't you do something special for his birthday instead of the same old stuff.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Posted  Sunday, April 6, 2003 at 10:44 PM
Post 12 of 12
mike- i just tried out the shizzolator link. brilliant.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc