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TOPIC: Happy Birthday bigfan!
Posted  Monday, February 2, 2004 at 9:53 AM
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you listen to the Features when you're depressed
you drink when you're more depressed
you stood up for the hotpipes
happy birthday, you're a Big Fan, bigfan.

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.
Posted  Monday, February 2, 2004 at 2:25 PM
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I'd also like to say happy birthday to Zach, creator of Carligula.com and co-creator of theprivates.net, and to my mom, although neither are likely to read this.

Cue the "your mom" jokes.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Monday, February 2, 2004 at 2:29 PM
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators

Ooooooh! Punk'd!

(Edited by Brother Love at 3:51 pm on Feb. 2, 2004)
Posted  Monday, February 2, 2004 at 3:27 PM
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today is my half birthday.just 6 more months before i'm offically in my late 20s.

oh, happy birthday bigfan.
Posted  Monday, February 2, 2004 at 5:44 PM
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see the people waving back to her.


And I am indifferent about bigfan's birthday also.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Monday, February 2, 2004 at 5:46 PM
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happy birthday to everyone. oh yeah, happy groundhog day...did he see his shadow?
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, February 2, 2004 at 8:02 PM
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"Quote from mindylieu on Feb. 2, 2004 at 5:46 PM"
oh yeah, happy groundhog day...did he see his shadow?
Yes, he did.