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TOPIC: Happy Birthday Damon!
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 7:31 AM
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HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY! (even though your profile says August 6th, 1918) wink.gif
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:01 AM
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Remember... its a marathon, not a sprint. If you zook at 6 pm tonight, there's no fun in that...
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:51 AM
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What? Today's your birthday? Well.....happy birthday, then! I'll let you have a shot of what's left in your freezer before I steal it back, all in honour of this glorious day. Don't ever say I never did anything for you....
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:02 AM
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"Quote from Peace Frog on Jan. 12, 2004 at 11:01 AM"
Remember... its a marathon, not a sprint. If you zook at 6 pm tonight, there's no fun in that...
Ha! So true. I think I might author a coffee table book full of horror stories and photos from 21st birthdays that I've witnessed. Lord knows my own would certainly be in there (A tip to any amateurs in the crowd: while Newcastle is a great beer, getting a whole keg of it and drinking it all night is not a good idea). But alas, I digress.

The main thing is: Happy Birthday, Damon!

An often-overlooked perk of turning 21 is that one is now legally able to play in casinos (and yes, drink the free cocktails).

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 12:06 pm on Jan. 12, 2004)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:03 AM
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I hope you have a splendid birthday! biggrin.gif
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:48 AM
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my baby boy is all grows up. happy 21st birthday, damon.

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Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 12:10 PM
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Happy birthday man. Make it memorable...

...in a good way.

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 12:59 PM
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Happy Birthday!
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 1:03 PM
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woohoo! no more fretting if a show is 21+!!!! happy birthday!
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 1:22 PM
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I hope you enjoy your 21st! Now you can throw all of your fake I.D's away now right..? Happy B-day.
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 3:34 PM
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happy birthday damon!

if you have a huge party and anyone needs to be put to bed, you know who to call.
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 3:45 PM
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"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Jan. 12, 2004 at 3:34 PM"
if you have a huge party and anyone needs to be put to bed, you know who to call.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 4:05 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Jan. 12, 2004 at 3:45 PM"
"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Jan. 12, 2004 at 3:34 PM"
if you have a huge party and anyone needs to be put to bed, you know who to call.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
carl, carl. it is merely the tucking in* of a drunk friend of which i speak. throwing a blanket over them*, putting a bag by their bed*. does no one else find joy in the good ol' putting the drunk friend to bed* routine? no one?

*not what the kids are calling it these days, either

happy birfday again, damon!
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 4:50 PM
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Happy Birthday!!
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 8:04 PM
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Happy 21st! Ah, the most glorious of birthdays...
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:02 PM
Post 16 of 20
Happy birthday enjoy the legal purchase of alcohol.
Shut up and play yer' guitar. - Frank Zappa
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:15 PM
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i would have wished you a happy birthday, but i don't like you.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:26 PM
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happy yesterday to your drunken self!
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 2:55 PM
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it was a pretty decent birthday. i got my free pitcher. my best girl and roommate both bought me beers (good beers to make up for the pitcher of bud light), and the labatts turned out to be 2 for 1. thank you indeed.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 8:57 AM
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happy belated cool.gif
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