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TOPIC: Happy Birthday, Deathscythe!!!!!!
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 6:46 AM
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 10:26 AM
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I agree, Happy Birthday! biggrin.gif
Eh.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 10:50 AM
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hap py birth day
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 11:14 AM
Post 4 of 41
Happy birthday, death.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 11:50 AM
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Happy birthday and stuff.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 12:01 PM
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for the record, i plan on stealing the presents i gave you.

ps~you slept through brighteyes and 22.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 12:23 PM
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on this day i call thee "deuce deuce"
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 12:26 PM
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Happy Birtday to You.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 12:38 PM
Post 9 of 41
"Quote from ray davies on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:23 PM"
on this day i call thee "deuce deuce"
does my/charlotte's gift have your approval?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 12:42 PM
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"Quote from damon on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:38 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:23 PM"
on this day i call thee "deuce deuce"
does my/charlotte's gift have your approval?
yes, very much so. we even played "isolation" this morning on the show.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 12:50 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:42 PM"
"Quote from damon on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:38 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:23 PM"
on this day i call thee "deuce deuce"
does my/charlotte's gift have your approval?
yes, very much so. we even played "isolation" this morning on the show.
nice. i wasn't sure about this is the modern world and all mod cons being packaged together, on account of it sounded like a big lots thing to do. i couldn't resist the joy division. he seemed like he could use it.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 12:52 PM
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"Quote from damon on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:50 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:42 PM"
"Quote from damon on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:38 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:23 PM"
on this day i call thee "deuce deuce"
does my/charlotte's gift have your approval?
yes, very much so. we even played "isolation" this morning on the show.
nice. i wasn't sure about this is the modern world and all mod cons being packaged together, on account of it sounded like a big lots thing to do. i couldn't resist the joy division. he seemed like he could use it.
very good presents, damon. i commend you.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 12:58 PM
Post 13 of 41
don't tell him, but i also plan on giving him a boner later on tonight.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 1:00 PM
Post 14 of 41
"Quote from damon on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:58 PM"
don't tell him, but i also plan on giving him a boner later on tonight.
ooohoooh
make it a good one.

happy birthday!
...love fights
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 1:34 PM
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"Quote from enemyroses on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:00 PM"
"Quote from damon on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:58 PM"
don't tell him, but i also plan on giving him a boner later on tonight.
ooohoooh
make it a good one.
every boner is a good boner.
Eh.
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 1:35 PM
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"Quote from Superflks on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:34 PM"
"Quote from enemyroses on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:00 PM"
"Quote from damon on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:58 PM"
don't tell him, but i also plan on giving him a boner later on tonight.
ooohoooh
make it a good one.
every boner is a good boner.
hah.
...love fights
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 3:35 PM
Post 17 of 41
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! biggrin.gif
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 4:15 PM
Post 18 of 41
happy birthday, dude. Maybe we can cuddle later (sans humping)?
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 4:49 PM
Post 19 of 41
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 27, 2003 at 5:15 PM"
happy birthday, dude. Maybe we can cuddle later (sans humping)?
back off, T. he's mine for tonight. may the alcohol consumption begin!
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 5:36 PM
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Happy Birthday! smile.gif
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 6:34 PM
Post 21 of 41
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 27, 2003 at 5:15 PM"
happy birthday, dude.  Maybe we can cuddle later (sans humping)?

What good is cuddling without the humping? Happy Birthday!

(Edited by poohbear's girl at 6:34 pm on Oct. 27, 2003)
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 8:17 PM
Post 22 of 41
i like how your birthday thread is all about boners and humping.

happy birthday!
Posted  Monday, October 27, 2003 at 9:38 PM
Post 23 of 41
happy birthday!
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 6:01 AM
Post 24 of 41
You know who I love????

Deathscythe. He's so nice. biggrin.gif ohmy.gif

Happy Birthday...again.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 6:02 am on Oct. 28, 2003)
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 8:25 AM
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"Quote from enemyroses on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:35 PM"
"Quote from Superflks on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:34 PM"
"Quote from enemyroses on Oct. 27, 2003 at 1:00 PM"
"Quote from damon on Oct. 27, 2003 at 12:58 PM"
don't tell him, but i also plan on giving him a boner later on tonight.
ooohoooh
make it a good one.
every boner is a good boner.

i treat every boner like it's my last.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 8:57 AM
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"Quote from damon on Oct. 28, 2003 at 8:25 AM"
i treat every boner like it's my last.
You just have to give it 110% and take it one boner at a time.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 9:39 AM
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Thanks for the birthday well-wishes.

I believe there was only one hump for the night since some protested in the aftermath... and yeah, the cd's and boner are great, damon/charlotte.

and, no, i didn't sleep through 22, although I probably should because I hear it's the worst...

thanks again, guys. smile.gif
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 9:52 AM
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"Quote from deathscythe257 on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:39 AM"

I believe there was only one hump for the night
i believe that i was the only one to receive a hump

(Edited by ray davies at 10:53 am on Oct. 28, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 10:05 AM
Post 29 of 41
"Quote from ray davies on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:52 AM"
"Quote from deathscythe257 on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:39 AM"

I believe there was only one hump for the night
i believe that i was the only one to receive a hump
indeed you were.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 11:38 AM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Oct. 28, 2003 at 8:57 AM"
"Quote from damon on Oct. 28, 2003 at 8:25 AM"
i treat every boner like it's my last.
You just have to give it 110% and take it one boner at a time.
there's no "i" in boner.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM
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I once had a baseball coach who would yell out "No boners, guys!" every time we took the field...I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 10:14 PM
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"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I once had a baseball coach who would yell out "No boners, guys!" every time we took the field...I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
Always listen to your coach. If you get a boner during the game, odds are that it will creep out of your cup; then you might get a line drive to the cup and part of your penis will get chopped off by the unforgiving edge of the cup, leaving you half the man that you used to be. Your former coach sounds like a very wise man.

(Edited by richarddawson at 10:15 pm on Oct. 28, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 10:27 PM
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"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
But there's something wrong with a baseball coach who spends so much time thinking about his players' boners.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 10:47 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:27 PM"
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
But there's something wrong with a baseball coach who spends so much time thinking about his players' boners.
It's called pedofilia.

(Edited by richarddawson at 11:27 am on Oct. 29, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 10:51 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:47 PM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:27 PM"
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
But there's something wrong with a baseball coach who spends so much time thinking about his players' boners.
It's called pedifilia.
i believe that damon and i once decided that pumice stones for cleaning feet were actually pedo-files... ph34r.gif
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 10:13 AM
Post 36 of 41
"Quote from richarddawson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:47 PM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:27 PM"
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
But there's something wrong with a baseball coach who spends so much time thinking about his players' boners.
It's called pedifilia.
Some would even go so far as to call it pedophilia.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 11:27 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Oct. 29, 2003 at 10:13 AM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:47 PM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Oct. 28, 2003 at 10:27 PM"
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
But there's something wrong with a baseball coach who spends so much time thinking about his players' boners.
It's called pedifilia.
Some would even go so far as to call it pedophilia.
And they would be assholes.
Posted  Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 3:39 PM
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"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I once had a baseball coach who would yell out "No boners, guys!" every time we took the field...I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
You played baseball?
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 6:18 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Oct. 30, 2003 at 4:39 PM"
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I once had a baseball coach who would yell out "No boners, guys!" every time we took the field...I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
You played baseball?
yes, up until high school
Posted  Friday, October 31, 2003 at 2:15 AM
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"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 30, 2003 at 6:18 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Oct. 30, 2003 at 4:39 PM"
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I once had a baseball coach who would yell out "No boners, guys!" every time we took the field...I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
You played baseball?
yes, up until high school
at which point he began preparation for his college career - which has consisted largely of playing with my balls.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Friday, October 31, 2003 at 3:36 AM
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"Quote from damon on Oct. 31, 2003 at 2:15 AM"
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 30, 2003 at 6:18 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Oct. 30, 2003 at 4:39 PM"
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Oct. 28, 2003 at 9:59 PM"
I once had a baseball coach who would yell out "No boners, guys!" every time we took the field...I still don't see what's so wrong about getting a boner on the baseball field.
You played baseball?
yes, up until high school
at which point he began preparation for his college career - which has consisted largely of playing with my balls.
goodnight ladies and gentlemen