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TOPIC: Happy Birthday, FFF!
Posted  Thursday, May 5, 2005 at 8:49 AM
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Our little guy is all grown up. I hope you have cig-smokin', porn-buyin' birthday, man!
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Thursday, May 5, 2005 at 11:01 AM
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Happy Birthday!
Posted  Thursday, May 5, 2005 at 10:58 PM
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thanks yall. I had one awesome birthday. It's so crazy that I'm 18. I have yet to buy anything that was illegal to me yesterday though. I'm happy that I can now buy my own tobacco products instead of sending a friend to do it. anyways, thank again!
Posted  Friday, May 6, 2005 at 10:42 PM
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Dude, your dad's a dentist. Don't you know better than to use tobacco products. Happy Birthday
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc