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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 8:02 AM

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Happy Birthday & congratulations on standing up to the mighty sina at the tender age of 18- I had no idea! Only one more year of teenhood.

Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 8:24 AM

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Happy Birthday! I hope u enjoy it!!!!

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 8:58 AM

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happy birthday to you! have a great day!

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 9:29 AM

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Happy Birthday!! Me and Digsy brought your gifts to school... now you'll just have to wonder until Friday!!

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:00 AM

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Happy, happy Birthday, HSS! I hope it's a great one!

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:37 AM

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Happy Birthday, HSS. Sorry, not feeling creative...

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:59 AM

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Happy Birthday, Soma......I hope you have a wonderful day!

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:19 AM

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I hope you have a great birthday!

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 1:51 PM

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I totally agree!

And remember, you must sip some Bacardi like it is the day that it is today...

~Digsy S. Slattery

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 3:00 PM

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Happy birthday Soma! May it be filled with big surprises, liquor, and liquor. May you too be blessed with a Birthday Party Bonanza Extravaganza!

(Edited by richarddawson at 3:01 pm on Mar. 26, 2003)

HaveSomeSoma

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 3:14 PM

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my sincere thanks to everyone offering birthday well wishes. it's been a good day, nothing special really planned. i will opt to wait a couple of years for that birthday party bonanza extravaganza, you know, so that it might be saved for that truly worth while year. for this year, a features show two days away from my birthday is present enough. the true celebration shall begin then...

Are you Wigglin?

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 5:38 PM

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Happy Birthday, Havesomesoma! I'm glad you've had a decent one, and I'm sure Friday will top it off excellently.

But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 8:11 PM

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Have some good birthday, HaveSomeSoma.

Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.

Peace Frog

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:25 PM

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It's 10:25 on your b-day and you're logged in here... shouldn't you be doing blow off a gigolo's ass or something?

Oh yeah... happy b-day.

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:27 PM

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It's 10:25 on your b-day and you're logged in here... shouldn't you be doing blow off a gigolo's ass or something?

Oh yeah... happy b-day.

That's what I said this morning, but apparently her birthday doughnut was enough.

And it didn't even have blow or ass on it...

~Digsy S. Slattery

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:29 PM

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I'm assuming "doughnut" is some super kinky sex act you crazy college kids do "for the heck of it" these days?

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:32 PM

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I'm assuming "doughnut" is some super kinky sex act you crazy college kids do "for the heck of it" these days?

Yeah, it's cake-like and deep-fat fried. You lick it, put it into your mouth, and devour it. Very sexy.

HaveSomeSoma

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:36 PM

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I'm assuming "doughnut" is some super kinky sex act you crazy college kids do "for the heck of it" these days?

no, peacefrog, you're not that old. a doughnut with candles in it as a very nice birthday gesture from digsy and iwe is what was being referred to.

i am logged on here because i am lame and can't think of much entertainment on a wednesday night when the rest of my friends have school tomorrow morning. as i said before, the true celebration cannot begin until the features show friday. maybe roger can tell me where to score some sweet blow. and i'm pretty sure parrish can drop me the name of a gigalo willing to let me to utilize his ass for that purpose.

Are you Wigglin?

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Posted Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:36 PM

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So where does the hole come in? Or dare I ask?

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Posted Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 8:43 AM

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Speaking of vague sexual references, I have this shirt that has the word "whirlybird" on it. Okay, I know that it's a helicopter or something like that, but I really thought that would make a great name to describe a lewd sexual act. And then I thought, well what if it is REALLY a sexual act. I would be wearing an adverstisment or something..... and that can't be good, right??

Sorry HSS, for making you birthday thread about sex

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Posted Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 8:57 AM

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Speaking of vague sexual references, I have this shirt that has the word "whirlybird" on it. Okay, I know that it's a helicopter or something like that, but I really thought that would make a great name to describe a lewd sexual act. And then I thought, well what if it is REALLY a sexual act. I would be wearing an adverstisment or something..... and that can't be good, right??

In addition to the TDLDS, I'm pretty sure that was one of Tony Danza's patented moves. You gotta admire that man's stamina.

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

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Posted Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:00 PM

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happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear soma
happy birthday to you!!

and many more on channel four
and scooby doo on channel two
and shaggy's fine on channel nine...

thank you for being a friend.

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Posted Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 11:52 PM

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Speaking of vague sexual references, I have this shirt that has the word "whirlybird" on it. Okay, I know that it's a helicopter or something like that, but I really thought that would make a great name to describe a lewd sexual act. And then I thought, well what if it is REALLY a sexual act. I would be wearing an adverstisment or something..... and that can't be good, right??

Sorry HSS, for making you birthday thread about sex

Just thinking of what that could be has me laughing my ass off. I'm thinking big guy, little lady, at least a 360.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields

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Posted Friday, March 28, 2003 at 3:25 PM

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Speaking of vague sexual references, I have this shirt that has the word "whirlybird" on it. Okay, I know that it's a helicopter or something like that, but I really thought that would make a great name to describe a lewd sexual act. And then I thought, well what if it is REALLY a sexual act. I would be wearing an adverstisment or something..... and that can't be good, right??

Sorry HSS, for making you birthday thread about sex

why isn't it good? "have ya tried to whilrybird (lol)" that's like walking around with a shirt on that says, "italian donkey shag swing - try it today!"

thank you for being a friend.