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TOPIC: Happy Birthday, Keith & herman!
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 7:19 AM
Post 1 of 24
Happy birthday!!
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 9:09 AM
Post 2 of 24
Happy Birthday!

Herman, I commend you on your longevity.
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 9:15 AM
Post 3 of 24
Yay!!!! HAPPY Verde!! I mean birthday!!!!!!!!
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 9:44 AM
Post 4 of 24
Happy birfdays!
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 10:27 AM
Post 5 of 24
happy birthday, keith! sorry for giving you cd art with a picture of your own damn cookie jar.

happy birthday, herman! you should celebrate your special day jack black-style, with a mcsurf'n'turf deluxe.
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 11:30 AM
Post 6 of 24
happy birthday keith! i wish you an anti-ikea day.

happy birthday herman!
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 12:59 PM
Post 7 of 24
keith is one of the few messageboard members to actually come up and say hi to me and for that i wish him the happiest of all birthdays!

and im sure this herman character is a cool sorta dude too (cool.gif), so happy birthday as well!
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 1:00 PM
Post 8 of 24
I just talked to Keith and he said he's having a lovely time in Chicago. The Rich Creamy Paint show went well last night and he was looking forward to meeting Etcetera for lunch.

If you're interested, he may be up for a few beers when he gets home tonight (11ish).
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 2:15 PM
Post 9 of 24
"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Apr. 25, 2004 at 10:27 AM"
happy birthday, keith! sorry for giving you cd art with a picture of your own damn cookie jar.
hey, at least you spelled his name right ; )

happy birthday to herman, who will get his cds eventually (along with BoF) (I promise!)

happy birthday keith! you're at least one of my seven favorite bassists in nashville
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 2:36 PM
Post 10 of 24
A very happy birthday to you, Keith! One of the nicest rock stars around. herman, I'm sure you are too, and I hope you have a good birthday.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 2:53 PM
Post 11 of 24
You know where to find me, Keith, I be in da club with da bottle full of bub...

Ok that was really retarded but I just heard that damn song before signing on...

So have a good one.. I want a full Chicago report.
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 3:24 PM
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happy birthday herm-dawg. glad to see you survived the semester. herman is actually 20 today. i had to remind him that he's old now.

and happy birthday, keith, one of the first messageboarders i can remember when i first came here. maybe i'll meet you eventually.

(Edited by Bowl of Fire at 4:27 pm on Apr. 25, 2004)
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Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 4:05 PM
Post 13 of 24
happy b-day, keith!

same to you, herman!
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 4:09 PM
Post 14 of 24
Happy Birthday again Keith! It was great seeing you. I hope you made it back to Nashville in time to have some drinks with your friends.
Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 4:15 PM
Post 15 of 24
happy birthday keith! happy birthday herman!
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 7:59 PM
Post 16 of 24
Happy Birthday, guys! You're both pretty rad.
Posted  Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 9:59 PM
Post 17 of 24
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
eat it.
Posted  Monday, April 26, 2004 at 9:28 AM
Post 18 of 24
Happy Birthday, fellahs!
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, April 26, 2004 at 11:53 AM
Post 19 of 24
Thanks everyone. It was a pretty uneventful birthday since I spent most of it driving home from Chicago, but I guess I'm old enough now where birthdays don't mean a whole lot anyway, other than an excuse to get attention, which is all I really need.

Mid-20s. I'm officially old.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Friday, April 30, 2004 at 3:11 PM
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Thanks to everyone. I had a pretty uneventful birthday as well. Two decades. damn.
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
Posted  Saturday, May 1, 2004 at 4:01 AM
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So, I'm in Vegas right now (yes, I realize that I am somewhat psycho for being in Vegas and making time to check The Features Message Board). I got carded at a blackjack table, and the pit-boss lady that checked it took a look, and said "oh, he's old." I was very sad. At least I'm still getting carded semi-frequently.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Sunday, May 2, 2004 at 3:19 PM
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I just bought a pack of cigarettes and DIDN'T get carded. That was the first time that's ever happened.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, May 3, 2004 at 8:34 AM
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Happy Birthday smile.gif
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Monday, May 3, 2004 at 8:40 AM
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Happy Belated!!! Hope you had a great day!!!


"I can't believe it. They forgot my fucking birthday."
"Look at that lip. Gonna bite it."