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jamiecarroll

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 1:07 AM

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Happy Birthday! You beat me to 24 by 1 month and 2 days. I hope you have a great birthday up there. I must say, you've accomplished a helluvalot more by 24 than I have. Enjoy your birthday, and I'll see you in Chicago on November 1!

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 6:08 am on Sep. 23, 2002)

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ray davies

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 1:34 AM

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Happy Birthday!!!!!

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 3:04 AM

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Happy B-Day, oh most mysterious of messageboarders. See you up here in Chi-towm if its in the stars...

Will

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Tom Foolery

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 9:36 AM

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Even though I know you're not a real person, I'll wish you a happy birthday anyway.

grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything

BrianW

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 9:43 AM

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Heh, so Lauren isn't a real person, eh? I just remembered I have the power of checking IP addresses. I have a little time to kill...

But, happy birthday whoever you are.

UPDATE on IP address investigation: OH MY GOD!!! Damon and Ray Davies are the same person!!!! What, wait... oh yeah, I guess they both could be using the same computer. Oh well, I'll keep investigating.

(Edited by BrianW at 8:48 am on Sep. 23, 2002)

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 9:47 AM

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happy birthday!

Lauren is real.......i have met her myself.....or was i just dreaming?.......

We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!

Wiyum

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 11:17 AM

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UPDATE on IP address investigation: OH MY GOD!!! Damon and Ray Davies are the same person!!!! What, wait... oh yeah, I guess they both could be using the same computer. Oh well, I'll keep investigating.

For some reason this made me laugh really hard.

Will

You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.

carligula

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 11:30 AM

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Happy (Late) Birthday, Lauren! Sorry you couldn't see the Features for your birthday

Hope you're enjoying life on the Reservation

(Edited by carligula at 10:32 am on Sep. 23, 2002)

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 12:31 PM

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Heh, so Lauren isn't a real person, eh? I just remembered I have the power of checking IP addresses. I have a little time to kill...

But, happy birthday whoever you are.

UPDATE on IP address investigation: OH MY GOD!!! Damon and Ray Davies are the same person!!!! What, wait... oh yeah, I guess they both could be using the same computer. Oh well, I'll keep investigating.

hmmm... i might have to investigate this as well. it could be a fight club-esque situation.

We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.

ray davies

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 12:48 PM

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Could damon and I be the same person? We both do share a fondness for David Bowie and Scarves. However, I must disaappoint some of you. Damon is not me, and I am not Damon.

DigsySlattery

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 3:15 PM

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Could damon and I be the same person? We both do share a fondness for David Bowie and Scarves. However, I must disaappoint some of you. Damon is not me, and I am not Damon.

I'm Damon. Come on, what are the chances of two Oasis fans really existing?

~Digsy S. Slattery

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 3:37 PM

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damon= digsyslattery & ray davies

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 3:38 PM

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Come on, what are the chances of two Oasis fans really existing?

Always been my assertion...

Will

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 6:15 PM

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happy birthday!

Lauren is real.......i have met her myself.....or was i just dreaming?.......

I think it was a trip.

I heard you're all the same person (except Jamiecarroll and Bowl of Fire) and I have to respond to all of you!

I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham

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Posted Monday, September 23, 2002 at 10:00 PM

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Thanks all around- it's nice to get good wishes out here in the boondocks. And for those of you who STILL doubt my existence, I encourage you to go to the Chicago shows! Maybe I'll even go as myself to the Halloween show. Or we could go as each other. Or we could go as our favorite Features song. For the record, I think that Damon & Ray are unquestionably the same person. They go to the same places, they have the same taste, they appeared on the board around the same time...it all adds up.

Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced

Wiyum

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Posted Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 2:30 AM

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For the record, I think that Damon & Ray are unquestionably the same person. They go to the same places, they have the same taste, they appeared on the board around the same time...it all adds up.

Thinking more about it, I only saw Ray at the DitD and Weezer shows, and I only saw Damon in Chattanooga. Did I *really* see both at the Borro?

Will

You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.