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Posted Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 5:37 AM

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hey guys, just wondering if we could have your help. You see we've just formed a band and have no idea what to call ourselves. We are going to be playing stuff like KOL, the features, green day, blink 182 etc etc etc. So as you have probs guessed, were are a bit stuck at the mo. PLease reply really really really quicky and we'll love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Foolery

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Posted Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 9:53 AM

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How about "182 Features"?

grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything

YaDaDaDa

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Posted Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 11:03 AM

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Stomach Monkeys?

I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham

sinasugarsick

let you see my WHAT?

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Posted Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 11:44 AM

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i have a good name for your band.

how about 'you fucking suck'

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

stopforme

chin chang

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Posted Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 6:21 PM

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is this a cover band? yeah, im gonna go with sina on this one.

oh the drudgery of being wet

joeywade

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Posted Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 7:00 PM

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i have a good name for your band.

how about 'you fucking suck'

It's always nice to see old friends crawl out of the woodwork to piss off the newbies...

www.joeywade.com

VegetableMan

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Posted Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 10:46 PM

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this makes me laugh. banana milkshake, you really think we care about your shitty band......oh how so very young and naive.

death to slack. overrated and whipped.

Peace Frog

Smokin' Monkeys is Funny

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Posted Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 12:44 AM

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Hey Features Girl... I got a name for YOUR band... Dustin Hoffman's Underoos

Peace Frog Productions

banana milkshake

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Posted Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 11:20 AM

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Hey Veggie guy. You don't have to be such an arse. We were just asking for help. If you don't wanna help piss off.

VegetableMan

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Posted Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 6:19 PM

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Hey Veggie guy. You don't have to be such an arse. We were just asking for help. If you don't wanna help piss off.

oh how very english. oi! mate!!!! fancy a fag in the toilet later? perhaps we will mull over the potential name for your beastly band. i'm sure the kids will go barmy for it. how about: "the shitkickers" or my favorite one, "botch job"?

i'm just trying to help.

death to slack. overrated and whipped.

Token

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Posted Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 7:22 PM

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Hey Veggie guy. You don't have to be such an arse. We were just asking for help. If you don't wanna help piss off.

oh how very english. oi! mate!!!! fancy a fag in the toilet later? perhaps we will mull over the potential name for your beastly band. i'm sure the kids will go barmy for it. how about: "the shitkickers" or my favorite one, "botch job"?

i'm just trying to help.

Hahahahaha.

You're funny, veggie person.

vanillashake

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Posted Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 3:19 PM

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oh how very english. oi! mate!!!! fancy a fag in the toilet later? perhaps we will mull over the potential name for your beastly band. i'm sure the kids will go barmy for it. how about: "the shitkickers" or my favorite one, "botch job"?

i'm just trying to help.

Yes that is exactly how english people speak. in fact, excuse me I've just got to go for some afternoon tea in the conservatory. shine your shoes guv?

MissSeptember

you all everybody

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Posted Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 5:52 PM

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I once read in a book that back in I think 17th or 18th century London, there was a street that was frequented by prostitues that got the name Gropecunt Lane. Which is awesome.

That's so NA.

VegetableMan

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Posted Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 7:04 PM

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shine your shoes guv?

blimey!!!!!!

as far as suggestions are concerned, how about:

you fucking suck
piss-take
the libertines

any takers?

death to slack. overrated and whipped.

SuperElk

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Posted Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 11:21 PM

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you fucking suck
piss-take
the libertines

all rather redundant.

I wanna offended no persons!

ladytron

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Posted Friday, January 28, 2005 at 4:23 AM

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I once read in a book that back in I think 17th or 18th century London, there was a street that was frequented by prostitues that got the name Gropecunt Lane. Which is awesome.

Please don't post my address on a public forum.

the libertines

Oh jesus, they haven't made it over there now have they? You're welcome to it. Urgh.

(Edited by ladytron at 10:24 am on Jan. 28, 2005)

DigsySlattery

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Posted Friday, January 28, 2005 at 10:50 AM

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I once read in a book that back in I think 17th or 18th century London, there was a street that was frequented by prostitues that got the name Gropecunt Lane. Which is awesome.

Please don't post my address on a public forum.

the libertines

Oh jesus, they haven't made it over there now have they? You're welcome to it. Urgh.

I always think of crackers when I hear the word "libertines."

Guv'ner.

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 10:50 am on Jan. 28, 2005)

~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits

HeyItsBriggs

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Posted Thursday, February 3, 2005 at 12:35 AM

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I should have know the cruelty of the Features Message Board would never die. I haven't looked at this thing in a long time.. Glad to see nothing has changed.

trn