I recently discovered your futile type of what you humans call "music". I was raised to hate all things human, and always have. I would rather work in the coal mines of Traveko VI than be around your kind. However, as a Klingon, I am deeply surprised by the band you call "Features". I am strangely attracted to the music. So here's to you humans. And here is a picture of me, alas, I shall not be attending any shows due to distance.

So, you're a farmer?

That's not corn!!! That's maize

No, he's a coal miner.

Welcome, Wogokr. We appreciate you following the "first post" rules. I recommend you join in on the next mix-tape exchange to learn more about our "music." Of course, if I am selected to make your mix, you're screwed.

i like your skirt, madam wogokr. very smart dress sense--kind of a casual just-woke-up-covered-in-dirt look--are you sure you're not from LA?

This is a pretty damn good post here. If there were ever an award given out for best "first" post, this should be a candidate to win it.

I love that sentence.

I don't know about you guys, but I think this might be a hoax.

My theory: this is a cute young Asian girl. A real one.

I dunno Carl... I've heard that The Features last tour of the Klingon worlds was quite the success... ah nevermind, that was The Deatures... my bad.

I told you touring with Jump Little Children was going to win some people over!

i thought this said "here's to hummus"

even better!
i've gone through two tubs of hummus in the past four days. i love hummus.

Hummus. Ha! You humans can have your hummus, I'll take mine when it drips with blood and fears my bite.
I am currently turning my fellow Klingons into Features fans. A good warrior is always prepared.
Qapla'!!

this is strangely arousing