I hate to break it to yall, but there's only room for one of us. So, who's it gonna be?

Athiests.

who the hell voted for christians? im gonna kill you bastard.

Only three of the available choices believe that there is only one correct path to "heaven" - the Christians, the Mohammedans, and the Jews.

The man speaks the truth... now if ya want Nirvana or continue up the reincarnation ladder...

I think South Park has enlightened us already. Mormons...

Gary is kicking off his membership with a bang! But then again, as George Harrison said on his deathbed, "'Everything else can wait, but the search for God cannot wait."

To reach Nirvana you must understand the Four Noble Truths.
Life is suffering. Suffering is caused by desire. If you eliminate desire, you eliminate suffering. To eliminate desire you must follow the Eightfold Path.

The Eightfold Path is having the right knowledge, right purpose, right speech, right conduct, right occupation, right effort, right awareness and right meditation.

However, I believe to truly reach Nirvana, you have to go through Courtney Love's attorneys.

(Edited by Ceeze at 4:36 pm on Dec. 1, 2003)

Buddhist Monks Rock!

Oh, and they are peaceful, and quiet, and ....yeah....they spend alot of time in the woods......

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 4:50 pm on Dec. 1, 2003)

And you should see those bad boys light up if you get them near an open flame....

(Edited by Peace Frog at 5:00 pm on Dec. 1, 2003)

Nice. Very nice.

The man's been on fire since we called him out. It's like he never missed a beat.

Where was Daigle in our options? I feel robbed.

I love you. I don't know you, but I love you!

Sorry, you still don't have enough "talking about The Features" credits. I demand that post be stricken from the record.

(Edited by Keith at 1:35 am on Dec. 2, 2003)

My best friend in Junior High was a Jehovah's Witness. She put it this way, "You know those people that come to your house? My mom believed them."

I always liked her.

I'm a bastard. Don't take my name in vain.

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Not touching this thread with a pole of any length.

Will

Your kind words warm my cold monster heart. Not to mention what they do to my hot monster.... umm nevermind.

Spleen?

No. Mash. Hot monster mash.

I hear it was a graveyard smash.

no you didn't. you weren't even there. I was there, and i'ma tellin' ya, it was no smash.

for real

is this thread over yet?

"Sisters, niggas, whities, Jews, crackers
Don't worry, if there's hell below we're all gonna go. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

I abstained from voting to view the results. Now I'm wishing I had thrown Islam a bone.

The Hare Krishnas always acted like they knew how to get to heaven.

But I still like rubbing the tummy of my little buddha.

buddhism is so out. kabbalah is in.

Too true. Everyone's getting a little red bracelet now. Jews are cool.

I had to give Hinduism it's propers.

Actually I don't think that the Jewish religion has any formal doctrine concerning the existence of an afterlife.

Aww...You're going to have to strike an awful lot of posts of mine then, like every single one until after their show on Friday.

HO HO HO! Merry Christmas everyone!

I was promised many years ago, Sea Monkies. I told you at Bellevue Mall about 14 years ago...little blonde girl with blue eyes and choppy bangs? Well, I never got those Sea Monkies. Just letting you know.

I think they do.

i've always thought that jews believed heaven and hell were created in how your relatives and other loved ones remembered you...

well played, clerks.

I should know this, but I think Judaism basically believes that your sins are paid for during your lifetime and when you die you go to heaven. Hell isn't mentioned in the doctrine, and satan is only mentioned a couple of times and it is more of an idea representing evil/temptation than an actual person/being.

I thought Jews were the chosen people, anyway.

I'm greatly disappointed in each and every one of you, save Token. You are not just a token my dear, but an example to the rest of this heathens who will, as it says in the Book, die a horrible death. Bastards.

You will die too! Fucker!

Rory Daiglemas everybody!

Rory Daiglemas to you and to all a Rory night... nice to see you back... the Faithful were wavering.

Speak for yourself.

Thank you, Father/Mother, Thank you.