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Poll Choices Votes Statistics
Mustard 5 [31.25%]
Ketchup 6 [37.50%]
Both 5 [31.25%]
TOPIC: Hot Dogs!
Posted  Wednesday, October 25, 2006 at 10:46 PM
Post 1 of 20
I'm ignoring things like kraut, sport peppers, celery salt, and all of that. I'm just trying to figure out how many savages actually put ketchup anywhere near one.
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Posted  Wednesday, October 25, 2006 at 10:48 PM
Post 2 of 20
i'm hungry.
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Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 6:44 AM
Post 3 of 20
Only a neanderthal would put put ketchup on a dog (or a non-German)... especially a bratwurst.
Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 7:15 AM
Post 4 of 20
The last time I ate a hot dog, I do believe I put both on it. However, I do avoid ketchup on pretty much everything else, preferring barbecue sauce. And yes, I would put BBQ sauce on a hot dog.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 9:19 AM
Post 5 of 20
Mustard is disgusting.
Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 9:26 AM
Post 6 of 20
Hot dogs are the only thing I put ketchup on. And it's the only thing I put on hot dogs.
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Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 9:33 AM
Post 7 of 20
i gave up hot dogs in 1995

(Edited by lalalayousangtome at 12:24 pm on Oct. 26, 2006)
remember that its all in your head.
Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 10:17 AM
Post 8 of 20
i like putting pickles on hot dogs. yummmmersssssss.
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Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 11:09 AM
Post 9 of 20
i have a ridiculous amount of condiments and i must say that ketchup and yellow mustard are repulsive and are complete wastes of condiments. they don't exist in my kitchen. neither does ranch dressing. ew.
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i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 1:18 PM
Post 10 of 20
Neither. I like my weiners plain, or with a slice of cheese (not cheese sauce). I agree with Vernie: mustard IS disgusting.
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Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 4:08 PM
Post 11 of 20
"Quote from Bombo on Oct. 26, 2006 at 12:18 PM"
Neither. I like my weiners plain, or with a slice of cheese (not cheese sauce). I agree with Vernie: mustard IS disgusting.
I totally like mustard more than ketchup. I'll put mustard on a sandwich any day of the week. Ketchup just got weird on me...I dunno...it's like I started using BBQ sauce and ketchup got cut out of my life.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 9:40 PM
Post 12 of 20
"Quote from Peace Frog on Oct. 26, 2006 at 5:44 AM"
Only a neanderthal would put put ketchup on a dog (or a non-German)... especially a bratwurst.
you have officially met your first neanderthal-german.

i put onions and ketchup on my brats.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 10:22 PM
Post 13 of 20
I put both

my favorite hotdog goes like this

course cut dog (old fashioned, natrual casing, however the packaging goes)
cook dog
place in toasted brat bun and slice of cheddar or American chese on the dog. add ketchup, yellow mustard, diced onions, think sliced kosher pickles.


or
dog + bun + nacho cheese= the yum
Posted  Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 10:32 PM
Post 14 of 20
this thread made me hungry again.

hotdogless, i decided to go with a corn dog and mustard. sweet satisfaction.
bang bang boom, i knew you'd get in
Posted  Friday, October 27, 2006 at 1:30 AM
Post 15 of 20
a few months ago i found smart dogs on closeout at kroger, so i bought 5 packs. they got digusting around pack 3. pack 5 is still in the freezer.

back when they weren't disgusting, i'd go with ketchup and mustard. but onions (not sauteed, gross) and banana peppers are the most important part.

i live in a condiment house, too. i'd say that the number of sauces, spreads, pickles, olives, and cheeses easily outnumbers the actual food in fridge of my roommates and myself.
Posted  Friday, October 27, 2006 at 9:08 AM
Post 16 of 20
Chili + Cheese.

If you're going to do it, do it right.
That's so NA.
Posted  Friday, October 27, 2006 at 11:13 AM
Post 17 of 20
"Quote from stopforme on Oct. 26, 2006 at 9:40 PM"
"Quote from Peace Frog on Oct. 26, 2006 at 5:44 AM"
Only a neanderthal would put put ketchup on a dog (or a non-German)... especially a bratwurst.
you have officially met your first neanderthal-german.

i put onions and ketchup on my brats.
Ouch... my grandmothers would be shocked to know I even associate with you. Kraut and mustard or get the hell outta the party.
tongue.gif

(Edited by Peace Frog at 11:16 am on Oct. 27, 2006)
Posted  Saturday, October 28, 2006 at 12:03 AM
Post 18 of 20
oh but the most imp part is the rye bun.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Saturday, October 28, 2006 at 12:09 PM
Post 19 of 20
there's a little place here called the hot dog factory. they put crazy stuff on hot dogs like bacon and guacamole. we haven't eaten there yet. i'll let ya know.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, October 31, 2006 at 9:08 AM
Post 20 of 20
this is a real horse race guys! its 5 to 5 to 5!!!!!!!
im sweating bullets.
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