So, how many people have you slept with? I mean full-on penetration here, not just "fooling around." Oral sex is not sex. Discuss amongst yourselves. Sluts.

I'm bored and nosey today.


OK, "zero" was supposed to be an option, but it didn't show up. Sorry virgins, you're left out once again.

(Edited by MissSeptember at 1:44 pm on Jul. 13, 2004)

Wow. Just... wow.

jesus...
this is a bit much.

Is it? Is it really? It was suggested in another thread. I thought it was a good idea. It's not like you're naming names.

7,584, as of last night.

today's a little slow, but i think i'm gonna work my way up to 8,000.

They're right. We need more content about The Features on this board. How many people do you suppose the combined members of the band have had sex with?

The Features are too busy with their music to worry about anything as trivial as romance. Why do you think they're so good?

(Edited by Tom Foolery at 3:19 pm on Jul. 13, 2004)

romance isn't trivial, dear. romance is wonderful.

(Edited by simone at 3:56 am on Jul. 14, 2004)

Not necessarily. I think you should include your lesbian encounters when you answer, TF.

Does full-on penetration include anal sex?

Lesbian and anal counts. Carl might need to change his answer now.

I agree!

(Edited by Tom Foolery at 3:20 pm on Jul. 13, 2004)

WHOA KILLER.


don't make me bust you up.

EDIT: good save old man emo.... good save. i still hate you.

(Edited by simone at 4:25 pm on Jul. 13, 2004)

First, I would like to apologize for any role I played in keeping FMB from being a wholesome place for mature discussion.



I don't expect that to change anytime soon.

(Edited by Tom Foolery at 3:28 pm on Jul. 13, 2004)

Shit! I accidentally clicked on what I thought would count as whorish behavior! So whomever else put 16-20, please accept my apologies & don't take it to heart. One woman's whore is another woman's Holy Mother. I can't take my response back, either. Sorry. Free love is good, really.

Heh, I did the exact same thing. So the 16-20 category can now be called the "people who don't read carefully" category.

So is this a poll asking how many people we've slept with?

Wow. Aren't you all goody two-shoes?!

Well, shit.

yes and, speaking for myself, rather proud of it. the upside of this is that i don't have the ninja (a veritable grab-bag of vd's in my pants)
the ninja will chop your shit up: HI-YA!

this mb is 97.5% syphilis-free!

America was populated by Puritans, dear.

Come on, folks. I'm feeling pretty lonely here in the 25+ category.

i'll come keep you company, wink.

there wasn't a 500+ catagory.......so i couldn't really vote.......

It looks like Sina has voted.

(Edited by roadie at 5:00 pm on Jul. 14, 2004)

the only problem with this poll is the 1-5 category...and the 25+. If you waited until you were married and only had sex with one person, you are still up there with the 1-5. and if you have had sex with 1,001 people, you are only 25+. You don't get to take credit for your virginity and morals or your whorish behavior. Those people should just boast in their response and tell us 1 or 1,001. Ok, speaking out loud again.

How many of the other 24+ do you know?

(Edited by carligula at 6:25 pm on Jul. 14, 2004)

hahahaaa- that cracks me up. Maybe we were meant for each other if >16 offends our little morals. Or is this all just a ploy to cover your whoring ass?

Geez, Luke.

Maybe someone should re-do the poll, re-distributing the number choices, adding zero, and allowing those who can't read to vote properly.

If you add zero, add it as "zero" and not "0" because that's the only reason I can think of why it didn't show up. I guess I just fucked this up. Bad Ashley.

I think how many dicks you've sucked is a much better measure of how big of a whore you are than how many people you've slept with. If you've fucked a bunch of guys, then maybe you just reeeeeeally like sex. But if you've sucked a bunch of different guys dicks, then you're just a big ole whore... because sucking dick doesn't do squat for you.

You've never seen Deep Throat. Well, neither have I to tell the truth, but I understand that's the gyst of it.

First off, that was a little bit graphic for this forum I think. Secondly, I hate the idea that oral sex has to be humiliating or dirty. Oral sex is so much safer from disease and pregnancy (100% in fact) than intercourse. Yes, it may not be as loving an act as full-on sex, but as long as both parties have the right attitude, it can be fun, enjoyable, and sexy.

And if oral sex doesn't do squat for you, then you're probably not doing it with the right person.

I second that.

Whoa! How'd I skip reading this thread the last few days? You kids... can't leave you alone for days at a time!

I do what I can.

It's summertime. Our hormones are buzzing!

one word: yoga...

Perhaps that's the case, and the heat's caused by the fact I've left the air conditioning off all these days.

And MissSept, ain't nothing wrong with some sex talk around these parts!

agreed!!!!!!!! it does lots for my squat!

OH WOW.


mindy... you're coming this weekend. you have to. you, me and tf. we'll make our own party, if you know what i mean.

i don't know what the Mr. would say about that...

bring him too

Wow, Rog and TF. That would be hott!

Of course, you're invited too.

am i on the features message board? is this really it?

(Edited by rachel at 4:27 pm on Jul. 15, 2004)

does it get this way every summer? or maybe when there is a lull between features shows?

i'd like to say that it is dead in the summer, but last summer i probably posted more than the rest of the year combined. the threads were never this sexified, though.

hormones + summertime = horny board.

i think after all the crazy festivities i have lined up this weekend, i will have released a great deal of this pent-up sexual energy i've been trying to get rif of. thereby, the board will be considerably less sexified, since, you know, i'm the one that turns everything into sex.

(Edited by simone at 7:23 pm on Jul. 15, 2004)

I have never been so left out and hurt in my life. I thought I was the one who did that. I guess I have no place anymore...in fact, I'm only still on here to keep tabs on the various members I'm stalking.

Relax, Miss 9. Carl has enough love for both of you!

I really don't know why his parents didn't get that removed in infancy.

i asked him to let me see it and he shot me down... apparently it's even more deformed and less impressive than his primary love-rod. not that i'd know.

and miss9, there's definitely an impenetrable () trifecta of horny girls on the board. god bless us.

this is the BEST thread ever. y'all rock. wish i were back in TN not only am i pretty quiet here on the board (& ergo would feel too shy to party crash), i am so isolated here in Atlanta. so no party love for me. oh well. too bad b/c i got mad skills.

[& you can take "party love" literally or figuratively (as in won't be attending this weekend's bash)...whatever curls your toes ... hee!]

man this thread really makes me miss all my old friends. now i have to be adult & work with a bunch of stuffy, old WASPs (except for the horny old Russian. but that's another scary story) all day long. & be all polite & keep the pervy thoughts to myself. sigh.

i babble...forgive me...curse of impending old age & being a writer...

I'm sure you've used all those words before..... just maybe not all in the same post.


Yeah, there is a certain gratification you get from doing that for someone you care about, but I'm not talking about doing things with someone you care about. I'm talking about doing it once for someone that bought you dinner.

What if he didn't so much "buy me dinner" as he "gave me money that could buy a dinner?" Like at Applebee's or somewhere.

I love the way this thread has descended into talking about the forthcoming party.

Tell me how the orgy goes!




(I presume people will be able to change their vote after the weekend...??!)

Well that's "Small Business Entrepenuership", that's a whole different subject.

I didn't know they had a $2.99 menu.

so, would you call Veronica in "Clerks" a slut bc she sucked 37 dicks, even though she's only had sex with 3 guys?

by the way guys, I'm the slut. and it sure gets lonely at the top.

I would just like to say: Praise Allah for this message board!

i might've known allah was behind this...he's such a tart.

Yes. That's a lot of dicks.


... and she slept with a dead guy...

haaa- but I think you mean praise Kali

are you being funny

or are you just bitter?

we can make out more if you want

no, a different girl slept with the dead guy.