ok, so, here's the deal. we've seen each other at shows. I'm a happenin' chick, and we're all great friends. the point is there is someone in nashville who is currently out to kill me, and when I come to the next 12th and porter show, I will need some protection. Nothing major, just, ya know, if you see a short red head getting beaten to a bloody pulp, break the fight up.

(my best friend turned 21 last night... im still not thinking very clearly, sorry.)

any takers?

My advice is to hide behind jamiecarroll. He's a big guy... but he smiles too much to be threatening. ray davies vowed to learn karate so maybe he can protect you. Your best bet, though, is sinasugarsick. She's always looking for a fight.

Wow is that really true? Can we get details?

I consider myself more of a lover than a fighter, but if a fellow fan is in need, I'll do what I can

i'm a lover a fighter and a fighter. i'm also not above fighting a girl.

WOW! the MB does love me. oh this is totally for real. Let's just say I got to know someone in the biblical sense and it wasn't pretty. i got a message on my answering machine the other night that said I "should just go ahead and off myself with 50 bottles of cough syrup and razor blades because i am a waste of human life"

I'm afraid for my life.

(Edited by stalker on skates at 3:09 am on Nov. 27, 2002)

i'm prepared to judo kick anyone who causes harm....

Ray will kick her and I will pinch her... pinching is one of the most painful things ever!

biting is up there too along with indian burns, charlie horses, red bellies, figure four leg-locks, full nelsons, & half nelsons. i saw a kid give a pile driver to another kid in the 3rd grade.

My brother used to watch wrestling every Monday night, and after it went off he always wanted to show me new moves. Well, when he was about 6 (and I was 9) he asked me if he could show me what a figure four leg lock was. He said that he wouldnt apply too much pressure, so it wouldnt hurt. And, of course, being the fun-loving sister that I am, I said yes. Well, it hurt like hell. He applied a LOT of pressure, and that was some pain. He got the crap kicked out of him when he let me go and my legs weren't sore anymore. Now, I try to avoid physical confrontations with him, since I know he can kick my ass.

i saw this boy power bomb a girl at my daycare once, however i dont think he did it too hard because she didnt break her neck or anything. watching pro wrestling will make you do some weird things.

however, nothing compares to the sharpshooter, made famous by bret "the hitman" hart (though in reality, isnt the sharpshooter basically a rip off of the scorpion death lock that Sting used back in the day....)

Hmmmmm... Were you screwing around with another dude's woman? If so, I'm not sure I'd have your back on this one. That's about the worst thing you could do. I had the chance to do so a few months back and I refused based on priciples. This, despite the fact that he was an abusive alcoholic that I had never met in my life.

Okay, wait, I'm confused. I made too many gender-based assumptions. Were you screwing around with another dude's woman, another woman's dude, another dude's dude or another woman's woman? Either way, not very cool if you were doing any of the above.

See, I never watched wrestling. As a product of X-Men and Star Wars, I just tried to either force-choke people or see if I could throw playing cards with deadly accuracy. Lame.

Is that so? I would like to fight you sometime...It would be a good way for us to take out stress.
Who am I kidding? You would kick my ass...But, it could be a learning experience.

AND, I went through a stage my sophomore and junior years of high school when I watched wrestling every Monday night. And, if I worked on Monday, I would tape it and watch it when I got home. It's a more masculine soap opera...especially now that you have men and women sleeping with different stars and all that.

That's a negative. just trust me on this one. I didn't do anything worthy of an asskicking.

Okay, then.

yeah, i've got a reputation to maintain. i've got your back.

my kind of man.
i almost got into a fight with this cute guy at springwater sunday night. i asked him if he wanted his ass kicked on the pavement or the gravel. the fight was postponed and will resume when he makes his decision.

good to know people will be looking out for me. I'm not kidding, I'm going to this show whether the angry mob likes it or not. thanks for the support!

i used to put dawson (my younger brother) in the camel clutch and boston crab as a kid. then he got bigger than me and i stopped.

me and sinasugarsick will be there to PROtect

HELL Does NOT know OUR FURY!

and after some white wine and some pitchers of beer...the devil may as well not even exist.

(Edited by Rhinestone Cowboy at 10:57 pm on Nov. 29, 2002)

see me and jason v.b. are about to have it out.... AGAIN.

we're no t gonna tlak aout jason..he be shady



(Edited by Rhinestone Cowboy at 11:23 am on Nov. 30, 2002)

NO WAY. tlw is a sissy. i have beat his ass many times (that is why he isn't above fighting a girl-he has learned to defend himself) just watch out for his clumsiness and unintentional swings-like when he would choke me trying to kiss me, or slug me in the middle of the night trying to cuddle. im just kidding-he is a GREAT guy. i love you lw

...especially girls