For those of you not familiar with my body of work, it's time you found out exactly what a badass I am. Four bands, legions of ladies, and a bad fucking attitude. Get out of my dreams and onto my chach...biyatch.
8*=====D~~~~~

I'm not voting. You just sound like someone whose mother needs to hold him for so long to drive away your need for ill-gotten attention.

Ahh where's Joanie when you need her?

Mama's milk is mmmmmmmmmm good.

Neuboy is indeed a badass but I must ask, where were these legions of babes? I would buy they had the night off if there was only ONE legion, but you supposedly have many, many legions therefore there's no way possible you could have given them ALL the night off. I would assume you have them running in shifts as to not tire out one legion to the point of exhaustion. You must always keep 'em fresh I say! Or maybe someone else said that but I'm too H2O depleted at the moment to try to figure that one out.

say "I believe I'm a billy-badass" 5 times in a row and then I'll vote

that is very disturbing.

I would like to point out that he did at least have one babe making everyone pancakes at his place last night. Too bad she's Keith's woman.

I still voted in the affirmative. They were damn good pancakes.

How did you learn to do that, neuboy?

(Edited by Mr. Wrong at 2:10 pm on Mar. 2, 2003)

Oh man, how did I not see that until just now?

Welcome to the board, Mr. Wrong.

Ask etcetera Mr. Wrong. But first, bow to me.

I don't really know you, so I do not feel qualified to vote... But I will say that I really enjoy your member title and your signature.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 3:27 pm on Mar. 2, 2003)

roxy music is absolutely fabulous. the musikladen preformance video that i borrowed from elt is fucking amzing. CPL5938!

i said you were a badass, even though you were nice to me at mission of burma

but that could have been a ploy......

(Edited by ray davies at 5:20 pm on Mar. 2, 2003)

you are indeed an asshole my friend, however your badaasednesss barely overshadows (noticed i didn't say outshined) your assholedness. at least i can tell people i knew you before all the hype.

by the way, can i have the exclusive rights to your biography?

"There is no bad in this ass..."

Well, I don't know for sure.. that's just one of my favorite things to say, and I've never had a better opportunity to say it.

That is all.

Neuboy seems to still be logged on on my computer. I wonder how I can use this power...

-Keith

Evil! You must always choose evil! ...because as Rick Moranis put it so well, "good is dumb".

Ten great things about Neuboy.

1 He is very well-read
2 He occasionally drinks red wine
3 He is absolutely a motherfucking genius on that Acetone
4 He is from Alabama
5 He has such a great philosophy about making music
6 He has become so pretentious that he is no longer pretentious at all
7 He is culinarily adventurous
8 He can play anything on the guitar (on demand)
9 He is a sharp dresser
10 He is into rap music

11. he recycles.

I just assumed that everyone did. Everyone with a soul.

oh god, i think i just had a brain hemorrhage. make it stop!

If he ever wanted to be a bad ass rapper he'd have a winning combination. Being a southern rapper is IN!

haha...brian eno is looking especially scary in that video. i especially like the part where mr. ferry does the dinosaur thing- ray davies knows what i mean.


by the way, what is that hanging off of your testicle? you should get that checked out...

it's during "do the strand".

i've actually considered walking like that all the time.

Brian Ferry is totally "Monster Mash." "It's a graveyard smash!"

bryan ferry looks like frankenstein on that video. but he's a suave frankenstein......

by the way....i've always wondered if anyone saw roxy music on their reunion tour last summer?

me & elt thought about going to the atlanta show, but he had to play a show with some band he's in.

Oh is ELT playing with the Vomiting Tiny Pandas again?

Is that jackass ever gonna learn that there is no market for toy piano playing? Sheeesh.

i thought he played the spoons.....?

You would think he would excel at one of them...

you know, i voted before i read the post and remember justifying myself with, "well, he's probably an allright guy" but i toally missed that weird
penis drawing thing.

damn.

oh yeah, before i forget: dick.

Too late... I think Brian's already changed the "magic word filter." Do we get a prize if we're the first to discover what it is?

TF - you have the best avatar EVER!!!!

Oh my! That is, quite possibly, the best avatar ever.

That is a very fine avatar TF, but where's Parrish?

he's coming around....dont worry.

Can you not see him for the hair?

i've already said it in another thread, but shit, tom foolery, could your avatar be anymore awesome?!?!

i've already said it in another thread, but shit, my computer must be warped or something because it starts with Roger then it goes to Matt then to Rollum then it stops and goes back to Roger again. No Parrish.

this is still quite sad......

the features without parrish is hardly the features at all........

Maybe Brother Love's computer can see into the future and is trying to tell him something...what else does your computer warn us of Brother Love?

A few lesser-known facts concerning neuboy's badassness:

1) he springs from badass parents

2) he won his high school talent show at the tender age of 15 with a badass Hendrix cover that culminated in playing the guitar with his teeth. thelawnwrangler's little bro was there to witness the event and attributes the birth of his love for rock and roll to neuboy's badass performance before hundreds of thousands of people...neuboy in his badassed modesty swears it was only for a couple hundred.

3) if you are ever in neuboy's badass lair at the idaho palace and think to open that mysterious wooden memory man box in the corner, you will find the bottle rocket dvd, his first copy of metallica's black album, some norman rockwell postcards, legos, and other relics that he sometimes turns to in order to imbue himself with the spirit of nostalgia that he claims is at the root of everything that is badass.

appendix
1)
a. agreed. his mom is quite the fox as well.
b. he's also an only child which usuaully equaly badass and/or asshole

2)
a. his cock rock anticts beat out my bands very poor cover of "smells like teen spirit"
b. little brother smokes way too much of the pot

*his IQ is also higher than the rest of ours put together
*he sometimes wears two collared shirts at the same time
*he once helped blightman and me deliver phonebooks with six inches of show on the ground. he really dressed for the occasion by wearing bowling shoes and lots of polyester.


(Edited by thelawnwrangler at 5:49 pm on Mar. 4, 2003)

Two requests for Mr. Badass in order to continue his badassedness:

1. Grow another moustache, this time with handlebars.

2. Play with your teeth live again. I will contribute to the beer fund that this requires.

C'est vrai!

i used to think i was a badass...then i realized that "badhead" was the term i was looking for...

are you trying to work blur into every post now?

yes, i am.

see what i mean. i have no idea what the fuck that means!

duh. that's french for "i am a badass"

I'm laughing my ass off.
And, I think that SOS has the correct interpretation.

(Edited by StephanieW at 1:56 pm on Mar. 7, 2003)

and a diRRty floor.