That's right. I have a moustache. :-[) Watch out.

What no one knows yet, is that moustaches are coming back in a big way. I'm just way ahead of the curve on this one. I'm bringing it back early, making the world safe for moustaches once again.

holy schnikeees, you're back!

Richard Dawson sported a moustache a couple days ago on Match Game...but I must tell myself that I cannot pull it off. No moustache for me, just the sideburns...

holy fuck, you have a 'stache! i'm sporting the full on beard as we speak. however, i had a moustache back in august for a couple of weeks. christ i have to get home to see that. can you get me a picture?

Me too. What a coincidence.

Horse Shit. I'll have to see proof of the so-called moustache, neuboy. If it does exist I hope it has handle bars.

Funny, this talk of facial hair, as I have just stared at myself in the mirror for five minutes contemplating the removal of all hair from my chin, for the first time in two years. It almost happened, whadda ya think?

(Edited by deevol at 1:04 am on Nov. 11, 2002)

wow. i thought this day would never come.

My friend, Billy, has now developed a moustache with handlebars. And, LW, I definitely suggest it for you.

The moustache is here, but I'm not sure how long it's going to stay. Lots of blond hairs. People are telling me to keep it, some are telling me to lose it. Only time will tell.

NO DEEVOL!!! don't shave the sexy beard!
hahahah i forgot that billy was growing out his "national porn mustache month" mustache. I have yet to see it! LW, I don't know about handle bars for you though. i miss your cute little face but i like the facial hair.

1. keep the moustache. god dammit.
2. the more tommy boy quotes used on this board, the better. please.

creeeeeeeeeeepy

my ex said the exact same thing last summer. right when he was growing a moustache. it started off with him talking about the bad 80s coming back and then him saying moustaches were coming back. and i was all what the fuck? i wasn't aware that moustaches were a trend. and though he would never admit to liking the features, he did say that roger was way ahead in the moustache trend and how in a couple of years all the ladies will be all about him.

I'm sorry to say that the moustache has left the building. That's right. Sorry to disappoint. It may make a comeback. I just got sick of everyone treating me like some kind of social anomaly. Sorry dudes.

Are there any pictures?

aww you shouldn't have cared about what everyone elso thought. Man you should have rocked that moustache! in the words of that freaking corny commercial So be you I know that was retaded but whatever rock the stache.

few people in this world can actually pull it off. kudos.

I have a friend who is rocking a full fledge beard. At least that's how he looked the last time I saw him, I liked him better with a baby face though.

It's done. My chin is freezing. First time in two years, only the third since graduating high school ('97). This is the first time I have ever seen the double chin back there. I guess I do weigh 40 more lbs than last time I did this. not quite sure how long it will last, maybe a bit longer than neuboy's stache. man, this is strange.

I think that double chins are so cute.... but I am a weirdo I guess. Be proud of your double chin!

For the record, I met up with my friend Jason who was rocking the beard. An the Full beard is no longer, his face is smooth again. He looks much better though. He personally looked older with the beard.

yeah, a naked face definately looks younger. the last time I shaved was right after I turned 21, because I didn't have to worry about looking older anymore. I have already decided that this time around is only to establish a clean slate for a nice full beard. I may never shave my chin again.

I feel that way about my sideburns. I will never shave them off again...I just look 12 with them gone.

12 years old awww, when I turn 21 I doubt anyone will believe it, I try to wear make-up and wear my hair down so people will know I'm in my 20's. If I have on no make-up and I wear my hair in the usual ponytail or my pig tails that I love so well, people think I'm in high school still.

the story of my life.

Ditto- I got pulled out of line for extra searching in the airport last week & the security guard said "Are you even 18?"-I'm 24. I still get carded for R movies. And the last time I got carded at a liquor store, the lady said "you're much prettier than whoever is on this ID" & winked. Given that it was ME on the ID, I wasn't sure whether to be flattered or offended.

That's a really funny story.

I have a question: is said liquor store on 12th Ave South? That's the only liquor store I know in Nashville that would blatantly sell to minors. Hell, it was the only place that would sell liquor to me when I was a minor (and WITHOUT an ID).

My sister has her I.D. ready anytime she goes to buy alcohol. She's 28 and she's almost a midget, she's about 4'9, cause I'm way taller than her.

Clean shaven I get carded for everything. I was at an eatery with my parents, and our waitress thought I was 15. I'm rocking the beard now, so I don't get hassled much, except now when I use my check card, or I do get carded for beer/smokes, people don't believe I am who I am.

(Edited by Ceeze at 5:17 pm on Dec. 3, 2002)

People can never guess my age either. Half think I am in my twenties, and half think I am still in High School. I haven't gotten carded for an "R" movie since I was 16 though.

No ID necessary, just a shirt and tie and eye glasses.

Speaking of I.D, has anyone ever gotten a fake I. D made before? I was pondering it about 3 weeks ago for a show, but I got lucky an got in....

Why yes, I have. And it was quite an experience:

I was 16 years old and in 10th grade. A buddy at school had just had one made by "this guy that he knew." He said that he could get one for me too, for a price. So I paid him $20, and he took me over to this guy's house in Green Hills. I paid that guy $20. He said, "Do you want Kentucky or Indiana?"

"Indiana, I guess," I replied (because it was further away). He then pulled out a giant Indiana driver's licence (about 3' x 2'). He was changing around the height, weight, hair color, etc to match me. There was just a blank blue box where the picture was supposed to be. So he took the license outside, and taped it up on his garage door, and said, "Okay, line your head up in the box." He had a Polaroid camera (yes, that's right, a fucking Polaroid camera). He took a couple of pictures until my head was lined up right. When the picture had developed, he cut out just the license part of the photo, and glued a photocopy of the stuff that goes on the back, and laminated the whole deal. Then...viola...I went from 16 to 21. I was Jeffery Jones from Floyd's Knob, Indiana. Can you believe that?!? I left there feeling that I'd been ripped off so badly.

The crazy thing is that it actually worked...everywhere. I was buying beer for everyone and their sister, including my managers at work. After about six months, though, the party came to an end at 328 Performance Hall, when I got denied at a Matthew Sweet concert. They actually recognized it as fake and confiscated it. Oh well.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 1:13 am on Dec. 4, 2002)

what a funny yet sad story, ms. carroll. it's too bad that you didnt get to see matthew sweet.....but i guess it was good while it lasted.

I'm not sure if it's the one your talking about but there is one, I think it's called just Discount Liqour/Tobacco or something, and I'm not sure sell to minors but there are a bunch of people outside that will go in and buy for you. I dunno what street it's on but it's kinda downtown/hillsboro village-ish.

My sister once was asked if she wanted the kids meal at Shoney's when she was 12. So apparently they thought that she was 12.

I never really wanted a Fake I.D. for beer or anything, just want to get into shows. The count down to 21 continues, June 15th I'm wearing you down buddy!

(Edited by Genius Girl at 10:45 am on Dec. 4, 2002)

I don't get it.

Nope, it was the one next to the Kroger at White Bridge & West End. But I used to live near the one you speak of- I think they sell "buffet pizza" there now too. Yum.


I think my fake ID required a cello...heehee

One of my roommates and I eat a lot of Chicken Voila (which rules by the way), but we prefer to call it Chicken Viola. And you know what? The joke never gets old.

Don't you just love it when you like keep the same joke with a friend for like years, I've got more than a few of those... you think I'd let them slide but hell no I don't...

Sorry, I am dyslexic apparently. I meant to say that she was 21. I'm a spaz.

Okay, I get it now

this is going to make me laugh all day.

some jokes never do get old. and those are the best ones. my best friend and I laugh and laugh about stuff, but when i try to explain it to someone it never translates well. I'll give you an example:

Sharla - do you know what I want for my birthday?
Lars - a wall fuck?
sharla - what? what the fuck are you talking about?
lars - you know, a wall fuck. its a big vag and you put it on your wall, and you can masturbate with it.
sharla - i think ive read about those.
lars - i think i'll get you one.

5 to 10 minutes later . . .

lars - (laughing histerically) you know what I just realized? you don't have a penis! how would you fuck the wall fuck?!
shar - (laughing histerically) i didn't even think of that!

while endlessly funny to both of us, it never translates well to a third party.

In my opinion, comedy that utterly filthy is always funny.

I've gone back to the beard, but I'm not sure how long it will last. Way too much effort is required to keep it trimmed and fairly neat, and I'm really lazy. When I shave the beard, I may try stache only. I'm undecided

Even bearded, I'm still getting carded for alcohol and smokes. It is a strange world.

i look 12. i will eternally be carded...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i also have the beard growth going on......

I love beards. Beards and side burns...ah.

The moustache (without a beard) can only work on certain people....like Paul McCartney. Yeah, that's about it.

I would add Richard Dawson (the real one) to that list, since he almost convinced me to go down that scary route. But that's probably just me.

Hmm.. I don't know how much I like facial hair. It's hard to pull off.

If you are still in high school or look it, don't have facial hair. I think that looks like you just hit puberty and want to show it off. Especially when the guys have the dirty little goatee thing. Ick.

I kinda like the full beard and think some people can pull it off nicely. I don't like mustaches by themselves. I think my favorite would be clean shaven or just a little stubble. It just varies from person to person.

Ugh, goatees....yucky yuck. I hate them. They are dirty and no man should ever grow one...ever. I said it once, I'll say it again...yucky yuck.

And, you're right, Rachel. I only remember one guy in high school who grew a beard, and he actually looked kind of cute in it. But usually, they do just look like they're trying to show off and be all Theo Huckstable (I don't know how to spelll that last name) -like (although his was a moustache). Side burns, on the other hand, should be utilized to the full extent in high school and on.

i disagree. i think that facial hair, for any man capable of growing a substantial amount, is a look that almost any man can pull off nicely. as long as they stick to either the full beard or stubble that covers the whole beard area (not just the chin), then i say it's a good thing. and sideburns (sans any weird designs) are always nice as well.

Speaking of weird designs, how in the world do guys in boy bands get their beards into lines that are 1 centimeter thin? It's insane. And also very retarded looking.

Actually, I take that back. Moustaches alone can be acceptable when they curl upwards and spiral like the crazy chef on The Little Mermaid. I'm not too sure how difficult that might be, but it looks pretty hard and I think anyone who has one should be respected.

Exactly. I think a beard makes almost any man more beautiful. Side burns definitely do.

I must cherrish Ray Davies' beard while he has it. He already trimmed it, and it's only a matter of time before he shaves it all off and looks like poo. I kid, I kid.

This is true. You'll have to excuse me, while picturing people with facial hair to think of my feelings on the subject all I could think about were high school boys who make facial hair hard to pull off. I think once you are above a certain age it gets easier to pull off.

And Note to all the 12-13 year old boys because i KNOW you are reading this: the second you notice your little moustache coming in.. SHAVE IT. Nothing is grosser then guys who just hit puberty and have that dirty thin little mustache thing. I FORCED my little brother to shave his. Thats right. My brother is shaving at age 12.

Ah, the handlebar....those are great. Who doesn't love the incorporation of wax in facial hair that's close to the lips and nose?

I'm years beyond high school, and I still don't grow a decent beard.

Coolest beard ever: Paul McCartney (circa Let It Be)

I'm a fan of facial hair (stubble and beard only). I especially love guys with very pale skin and black stubble. That is one of the most beautiful things ever. But I also appreciate faggy/sassy men and they aren't usually manly enough to grow or want facial hair, so I could go either way. But the pale skin is a must.

I always liked Jesus Christ's beard.

Ah, bearded Paul. Ah...beautiful. It is the most beautiful beard ever. I have a hard time deciding between Let It Be beard and McCartney beard.

Pshhh. That guy's got nothin' on Paul.

I'd put it 3rd behind Paul and George Harrison (circa All Things Must Pass--I have the poster towering over me now)