I have put the pieces together and I have solved it. lawnwrangler, deevol, neuboy, roadie, we all know this guy. I'm not going to name the person, because (in real life) I love and respect this person. I do not, however, have any idea why he would commit this terrrorist act on the Features message board. Just read back through the posts, and I think you'll get it. It's not Eno2 at all, it's...

i think you might be right ms. carroll. i ran a search on mapquest.com for searcy rd. in clarksville and there was no such address. elliott is definitely not from there. who else loves jam bands (and eves spells moe. with the period) as well as belle and seabstian? who works a job in front of a computer all day? what's throwing me is the babylon is falling thread. i don't see him taking so much time doing this. but hey, the guy will suprise you.

i feel like we're the fucking hardy boys, jamie.

Well, I don't think all of that rasta shit would be that hard to conjure up.  Boredom + Love of Bob Marley = surfing your way onto a site about rastafarian religion.  Then copy and paste, my friend, copy and paste.

Fucking Hardy Boys, indeed.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 2:02 am on Feb. 19, 2002)

i figured out who it is too.....i think. did he get his license revoked for bad behavior?

who???????? who is this mysterious man? honestly i'm quite glad to be rid of him...

It's Old Mr. Hanson who runs the carnival! He discovered oil on this message board and dressed up like elliott to scare everyone away!

'and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you kids snooping around.'

I think it was elliott smith - you know he is a crack head now - he just sits at his computer smokes crack and fucks with the people of the features message board

couldn't be elliott smith. that bastard is emo. very much so.

Ahhhh yes, I see now. what took him so long to join in then?

ok so is 'elliot' a certain gentleman who made me a white russian? if so, i think we and our precious message board have been aptly chastised.

in his honor, i'd like to start a new topic but i don't know how to get my own fancy header, so here goes:
what are your other favorite message boards to post on?
mine are:
1. dungeons and dragons
2. final fantasy seven
3. magic, the gathering
4. the middle tennessee renaissance fair chapter

that's not very nice to make light of fantasy/rpg fans. i happen to love squaresoft games, d&d, j.r.r. tolkien, etc.

I would not be the same without J.R.R. Tolkien. His books have given me so much. I have affection for Squaresoft games, though not much experience. I missed the boat on D&D.

it was fun in high school. i'd love to play it again. the guy's from slack are the only band i've met who still do.

they would.

I like to play D&D while admiring my *COMPLETE* collection of Xena trading cards (all from the original minting... none of those stupid re-prints). I also have quite a collection of Star Trek comic books.