So there's an identity crisis here. Let's help out. Which one should our friend use as a real identity??

he's reached the maxium level of being pathetic

i say he just leaves the message board altogether

I went for the first choice based entirely on his avatar.

If the guy wants multiple avatars, I couldn't really care less. It's all pretty much anonymous anway.

Yes, Mark Spencer 76 has one of my favorite avatars.

I vote markspencer76 because that's who he started out as. the rest of it, as i'm sure we'll all agree, was pathetic.

I think he's decided to stop posting altogether since everybody has been so mean about the multiple name thing.. I can't really blame him.

mean people on this message board????!!!!!!!! That's crazy talk.

Mr. September is the coolest sounding name out of them all.

If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Because he stole it from me. Kinda.

Yes, MISS September is a cool name, but Mr. is like Ms. PacMan or Mrs. Potato Head.

Anyway, I didn't start this thread to make fun. I just did it to simplify the whole identity thing. I'm surprised how close it remains.

Woah, I dont check the message board for a day, and people think im missing in action. I'm still here, just to bug all of you wood/felder kids.

But I guess I choose GSTP, I'm not sure why, it's just grown on me.




In response to this, Um, I never said I wasnt pathetic, BUT, isnt that the pot calling the kettle black? I mean, deathscythe, you average 3 posts a day to this website, Sina, 1.2 posts, that means you guys are checking and posting to this webpage more than most people check their email. Dont you guys have better things to do? Is that not just pathetic to be that obsessed with a local band's webpage than to sit around on the weekend thinking about how many screennames some random guy has? Ive been on this board for over a year now, and within those 3 screennames I have posted a fraction of the times you 2 have. And I work in front of a computer 20 hours a week. But i use my "free time" for doing more productive things than worrying about message board people. So there, lets all just make fun of me for having 3 screennames that actually were all meant to throw off weenysmack whom I may or may not have been having relations with for a few years now. But I think everyone is thinking that my obsession is worse than yours. Maybe it isnt? which is more obsessive, having a couple screennames, or feeling the need to check and post on here multiple times a day, everyday, wasting all of your life reading what im saying. think about it.

Yeah, blah blah blah,

I'm not mad, im laughing with you, not at you.
nothin' but love.

Good Job on the poll YDDD.

um, this has been mentioned a million times before, dumbass

i work. i work a FULL TIME JOB kiddo. you know, grown up hours like your mommy and daddy.

so if we can put 2 and 2 together you'll see that i spend 40+ hours in front of a computer each week.

and i will repeat myself

NO, while i'm at work i have NOTHING better to do.

just let me know if you can't comprehend that.

and weenysmack, your boyfriend is retarded.

Well, I'm glad you work 40 hours a week, and has it been discussed, I may have missed that thread one friday night while I was out having a life. and to clarify I am not weenysmack's boyfriend.

And I think that going to college full time and working part time is equivalent to what mommy and daddy does, if not harder. Putting yourself through college isnt the easiest thing to do. And not to degrade you, im sure raising children isnt either. Each career has its own merit. But you see, thats why I'm at college, So that when I graduate and work a full time job like mommy and daddy, I'll actually enjoy what im doing, and i will have something better to do than to be thinking about someone's identity crisis on an internet message board. So, if you want to degrade that, and basically infer that its "childish", then I'm sorry for your ignorance.

But anyway If you really want to worry about my screename, go with it. I enjoy the attention. I really dont have anything against any of you. I'm just posting to defend myself basically.

much LOVE
GSTP, MS76, MR.S

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 8:52 am on Oct. 13, 2003)

Geeeeze, can't you two just do it and get it over with. The sexual tension is thick!

you're a fool for thinking i spend time worrying about your identity. i couldn't give a shit if i tried. it's all fun and games for me. like a hobby. only you're mulitiple screenname business wasn't entertaining or funny or whatnot. therefore i prefer to just eliminate you. and i'm really hoping some hott intelligent boy will come along and replacing what has become a waste of space.

I never said that obsession was pathetic, much less that you were obsessed. I stated that your alternate screennames were pathetic.

If we want to get on the topic of pathetic, how about spending your time trying to figure out each and every person on the board to see if you knew them? Apparently you not only knew that some of us worked in the computer labs on campus, which is scary enough since we don't know you, but you knew our names as well and pretended to stalk someone whilst trying to get information about who the rest of the members of this message board are. That is pathetic.

And if I make three posts to converse with fellow fans while I'm at work, I don't consider that an obsession. I don't even have the internet at home.

Well, I don't think he's stalking anyone. He probably just knew some of you because he saw you at shows and also in the lab. He was just trying to make the connection in order to make some friends. There's nothing wrong with that. There's a lot of falacies in trying to say that either group is pathetic, because I'm sure everybody is in someway, so that won't get anybody's argument anywhere.

um yeah

has he made any friends yet?

Good point.

Woah betty bob,
I havent spent any time figuring out anyone. I knew Ray Davies b/c he was the guy that called me out at a boro show and said not to spill beer on him. MissSeptember I thought was weenysmack incognito, and after PMing and IMing her, I realized otherwise, she informed me who you were Deathsythe and Charlotte, but even if i saw you 2 i wouldnt know who you are, I didnt pry for any information from her, she informed me and honestly, i wasnt trying to cop an attitude with any of you, I think MissSeptember can vouch for me on that. Ive seen Damon in the lab at wood, Sexie Sadie works after me at womack. And if you remember from my wood/felder list, i didnt know anyone else really, i was guessing and basically just wondering. You guys were the one's spending time hunting me down. not the other way around. Feel violated if you will, but i really didnt spend any time out of my way hunting or searching for any of you.

And basically I really think this subject is played out, If you choose not to like me when you've never met me, and b/c of either the truthful things that i post or having extra screennames, Im sorry dude. If thats the case, I probably wouldnt want to associate myself with you in the real world anyway. And maybe it is time for me to hang up my membership on this board, its really getting ridiculous.

Pathetic, yes, if you take the message board so seriously, you are probably pathetic.

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 11:06 am on Oct. 13, 2003)

And sina, ive heard of you getting thrown out of my friend's parties, out of clubs, ....if anyone should be "trying to make friends" it sounds like its you. Wait, didnt you just lose your best friend that wore my hat at the Red Rose?

The Hypocrisy is killing me on this board.


Now its just a big damn competition to who is the biggest loser on the board, and im taking in all the votes. But yet, no one really knows who I am, its fantastic.

Sina met at least one of her current best friends through this messageboard. That's why I sometimes take these messageboard things so seriously.

Personally, I try not to judge others before I get to know them in real life. Some people that really pissed me off on this board have turned out to be decent human beings in real life. Sina included.

Pick me, pick me!

I want to hear more about that situation. Whoa!

so you're not a stalker, but you supposedly know all this shit about me. like who you think my bestfriend is.

for the record, which friend of yours kicked me out of their party? after you answer that ask yourself when that happened and once again we can come to the conclusion that you're pathetic. come on boy, you're dwelling on my past, my life. keeping tabs on someone you don't know.

and how is anything i'm doing hypocrisy? i'm not here to make friends. i'm here because i love the features. i'm friends with the band, their management, and message board administrator. i don't need more friends.

and i remember you from "that" features show. you're a jockskank. and vickie and i were hardly bestfriends. but i'd love to hear the thought process you went thru when you sat around all day thinking about it.

that's an awesome word & i plan to incorporate it into daily conversation.

Shame for him too, she's good-looking.

(Edited by richarddawson at 2:19 pm on Oct. 13, 2003)

This is becomming too humorous.
Yes, im dwelling on your past.
I'm stating the facts. I have a friend, (yes i do have friends) who i will not disclose his name, theres no need when all of you hate me anyway, to bring other people into it. He had a party at a house, and you were kicked out of. I do not know details, but at a features show he said something about it to me.


You're such a bigger fan than I'll ever be. I do not know management. or the administrator to this board.

Id like to know what you remember from that show of me being a jockskank. As I recall I was standing there with my friends (yes i have other friends too) watching the show and you and your friends start banging into me and other surrounding, hitting the backs of people, and dancing in circles making lots of space for yourselves at the red rose b/c it was too crowded and you were in the back. Sorry if i was a jockskank for standing there bobbing my head listening to the features.

I actually think i posted about that show somewhere. But you can fill me in on me being a jockskank stalker. Id love to hear about it.

um yeah
paul jokes with me about that every time he sees me.

anyway, are there any other details about my life you'd like to share?

you forgot to mention that you don't know the band, either.

and that was roadie knocking into you. he's a bigger features fan than you, too.

Paul's a good man, dont let my name on the features board ruin his reputation.

I dont know anything about you, I know that you get pretty riled (sp) up sometimes. Obviously, and i have nothing against you, I had a couple options here, I could take the message board roast, or argue back, so i chose the last option.

And I'm sure there are many of you that know people I dont, I just enjoy the music.

Somehow we got off the topic at hand: weenysmack's boyfriend. What's the deal?

wasnt there a screenname having to do with that? It wasnt me by the way.......pinky swear.....

I don't hate you

I'd really prefer that we let this subject drop.

So, who is your boyfriend?

Well it was me... until she read a story on the internet about Alister Crowley. Now Satan is her master. He tells her what to do. He buys her Metallica records.

mm, yes sir.

Hey. Don't judge. For some of us, this all the family we have. This all we know. Don't go and ruin the one good thing I have in this life. The MB. Always there. Always willing to listen when times are hard. Caring, gentle. Our Features Message Board.

this thread has made me like sina about 10x more.

other than that, i'm bored.

Leave me out of this.

man, roadie

shut the fuck up

you were being an ass at that show so take it like a man, or bend over and take it like you usually do.

hey! no fighting. you two make out and make up.

hehe, i just spit out my drink.

Well, we weren't that close, but yes. I'm sure there could be some reconcilliation in the future.

Sorry, Sina. I'm not taking the bait.

It must be tough since Sina is the master baiter.

OMG INNUENDO

that's pretty funny.

grungeslobidentityguy76 -

i don't really care how many names you have or how you choose to defend yourself, but bringing my friend weenysmack into it is totally uncool.
keep personal business off a public board, jackass.

(Edited by stalker on skates at 11:31 pm on Oct. 16, 2003)

You mean, like when you fool around with someone and their significant other is now out to get you, so you ask everyone on the board to get your back at the next Features show?

Thanks for being so sensitive to my feelings, SoS. That's why I adore you so much!
but...
I don't think he meant some of the things he said.. the way it might have seemed.

(Edited by weenysmack at 1:55 am on Oct. 17, 2003)

Stalker on Skates,
I'm sorry if I came across as a jackass, apparently I have been doing this for awhile to alienate myself from the rest of the board. But by you saying that actually only resurfaces any personal business and makes it public once again. If you are so inclined to really be offended, maybe in weenysmacks defense you should PM me and I can maybe try and make things sound less offensive. I sincerely wish you would reserve your opinion due to the fact that you live 4 hours away, and probably have no realization of anything that is going on besides the board and AIM. Things are not always as they may seem. Thank you.
Identity crisis guy

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 8:08 pm on Oct. 16, 2003)

I must say that in all of this, GSTPSpencerSeptember76 has been dealt a crappy hand.

He could learn a thing or two from Kenny Rogers.

and open a chicken store.

You're right.. he has. I have like a billion different AIM screen names, all of them serve their own purpose.. I don't think that makes me pathetic, per se, though I'm sure some of you wil disagree.

and I understand his desire to defend himself.. I was upset with him for blaming his multiple names on me at first, but we've talked about his diction and that sort of thing.. and I don't think he meant any harm by any of it. He really is a great guy, and he doesn't deserve to be publically roasted for something he did in good fun.

Well played, foldsfan. Well played, indeed.

they had the tastiest corn muffins. mmmmmm

This is just too much.

(Edited by richarddawson at 10:03 pm on Oct. 17, 2003)

I agree.

the reason i didn't PM you immediately chastising you for being a dick is because since you decided to bring her into it publicly, i wanted to defend her publicly.

#1, i admit to my hypocrisy and my lack of spelling knowledge

#2 that was a long time ago

#3 i genuinely needed support, rather than randomly offering people the details of my "relations" which "may or may not have happened"

#4 i have since learned my lesson and want to impart this knowledge onto other peeps.

#5 im not a jackass

Fair enough.

haha
I wish I could say I did that intentionally..

I like Kenny Rogers. I wonder if he ever cracked Dolly Parton.

(Edited by richarddawson at 7:22 pm on Oct. 18, 2003)

Do you even have to ask?

more importantly, did he ever crack lionel ritchie?

Whoa whoa whoa, let's leave Lionel Richie out of this. In other news, Lionel Richie's daughter is friends with one of the Hilton sisters. They're so hott.

no, he will be left in......along with barry gibb.

No, not true. Sooo not true. I could at least believe a rumor about Lionel Richie and Barry Gibb getting gay together, but not either of them and Kenny Rogers.

you never know, RD. Rogers always was a gambler

fin