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TOPIC: I'm Baaaaaaaaack!
Posted  Monday, June 3, 2002 at 10:55 AM
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So, I live in Nashville again, I'm pretty pumped. Moving sucks, but it will all be worth it when I sleep in my new house tonight. Got back at a good time too, as there will be a My Tyger / Lifeboy show wednesday at 12th and p, I was afraid I would miss it. WOO-HOO, NASHVILLE!!!!!!!
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Monday, June 3, 2002 at 11:55 AM
Post 2 of 17
What part of Nashville has been graced with your presence?
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Monday, June 3, 2002 at 2:12 PM
Post 3 of 17
knoxville just became a little more boring and sad.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, June 3, 2002 at 4:25 PM
Post 4 of 17
"Quote from mindylieu on Jun. 3, 2002 at 3:12 PM"
knoxville just became a little more boring and sad.
Honestly... is that even possible?
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Monday, June 3, 2002 at 10:51 PM
Post 5 of 17
knoxville isn't THAT bad. its not the most boring city in tennessee that is for sure.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, June 3, 2002 at 10:54 PM
Post 6 of 17
At least one can occasionally see the Features there, unlike Chattanooga and some of the other corners of the state.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Thursday, June 6, 2002 at 5:36 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Jun. 3, 2002 at 12:55 PM"
What part of Nashville has been graced with your presence?

I moved into a house in Sylvan Park and will be working in Loews Vanderbilt Plaza.
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Thursday, June 6, 2002 at 5:39 PM
Post 8 of 17
"Quote from mindylieu on Jun. 3, 2002 at 3:12 PM"
knoxville just became a little more boring and sad.

Things happen there every once and a while. Character will play pilot light on June 13th, Sundown in the city on Thursdays, Bluegrass at Barley's, etc. But for the most part, Knoxville sucks. SEEE Yuh!
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Thursday, June 6, 2002 at 6:59 PM
Post 9 of 17
Idaho vs. Nevada. Let the rivalry begin.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Friday, June 7, 2002 at 2:20 AM
Post 10 of 17
Idaho are the obvious fan favorite with a great game on paper and a solid offensive game, with their porno magazines and avant-gard music. However Nevada look like they might have a solid program that includes night oriented players. The luxury of an extra room filled with rock and roll instruments will allow this group of young home leasers quite a great opportunity. It looks like this will be one hell of a game....
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Friday, June 7, 2002 at 2:32 AM
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a room filled with rock & roll instruments!!!! like ibanez & dean guitars and tama drumsets with power toms, or like fender musicmasters and a beat up slingerland kit?
we should start a band like ash-ra temple. was anyone on this board ever a member of papa patterson and the patterson family? i was sister patterson.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Friday, June 7, 2002 at 2:41 AM
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i was not but longed to be. what about drunk uncle will patterson? he invited me, but i did not own a keyboard.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Friday, June 7, 2002 at 7:29 AM
Post 13 of 17
will was actually papa patterson. in addition to that prestige, he also penned the group's phantom hit 'laser fantasy'. he co-wrote 'are you ready for the triple p f'.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Friday, June 7, 2002 at 1:29 PM
Post 14 of 17
Drunk Uncle Will just seemed more suitable. I laughed out loud when I read 'Laser Fantasy.' Can you refresh my memory with the complete Patterson lineup?
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Saturday, June 8, 2002 at 6:31 AM
Post 15 of 17
will withero-papa patterson
scott withero-brother patterson
william tyler(might have been in it...he's in everything else)
matt pelham-mama patterson
jim o'shea-stepchild in the basement patterson
me-sister patterson
parrish yaw-gruffy uncle patterson
actually this is all pure speculation. i really don't remember....it's a sham. that's probably close though. i seem to remember being very enthusiastic about it. do you remember that raid we were going to do on the frat house that roughed up scott? our code names were video game characters. next time you talk to jim ask him about vickie the boat slut.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Saturday, June 8, 2002 at 1:36 PM
Post 16 of 17
that raid would have been amazing, like someting out of revenge of the nerds or animal house. wish we had the balls to follow through.

oh and being a boat slut is quite an honor. we shold be proud.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Sunday, June 9, 2002 at 1:08 PM
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i couldn't go in. i think you, will, and jim were going to go in with the sardines. i'm not sure where matt and scott fitted in. i was going to have a potato gun. matt could've been the potato gun technician.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!