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TOPIC: i'm happy to announce
Posted  Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:47 AM
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after c.Lo said shit about how ed isn't in love with selma and then publicly apologized for being honest about ed's relationship with selma and making fun of mexicans....

edward norton and selma hayek have broken up.


and i'd like to ad the breakup of cameron diaz and jared leto. though leto is hott, he looses massive points for his eyebrows (he's been in the business too long for those things to still look like that), bleaching his hair, and the horrible band he's in.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:56 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jul. 18, 2003 at 10:47 AM"
and i'd like to ad the breakup of cameron diaz and jared leto.
Cameron Diaz is dumb. She was on Leno recently wearing this ugly, way- too-revealing-in-a-bad-way outfit and speaking some weird ghetto/surfer/teeny bopper language. Gag.
Posted  Friday, July 18, 2003 at 11:01 AM
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Cameron Diaz is dating Justin Timberlake.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Friday, July 18, 2003 at 1:59 PM
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Before the Justin Timberlake rumor, I read she was dating Vince Vaughn.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Friday, July 18, 2003 at 7:07 PM
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Who gives a shit? They're all dumbasses anyway.
"Is this what you want you want to do with your life, man? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2 in the morning?"
Posted  Friday, July 18, 2003 at 7:40 PM
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first things first. i like cameron diaz a lot, admire her even. i dont think shes dumb, i think shes actually pretty smart. shes aware, funny, and i think she dresses her body well. i like justin timberlake a lot. i like jared leto a lot. ive never noticed if he has bad eyebrows. and i hate his bleached hair and his ridiculous band. i think he might have looked his best in girl, interrupted. i love beards. ive been known to call both of these persons "my boyfriend," within context.

i give a shit because i think celebrating celebrities is fun.

im glad ed norton and selma hayek broke up. i dont like her, and ed norton is one of my favorite actors. i dont like to see good actors with bad ones.

celebrity couples that i approve of:
beyonce and jay-z
nicole kidman and adrian brody
cameron diaz and justin timberlake
kelly osbourne and p. diddy
ashton kutcher and p. diddy
kirsten dunst and jake gyllenhall [because i think they both suck]
jennifer love hewitt and john mayer [im happy that they can compare which sucks more at what they do or try to do]
harrison ford and calista flockhart
billy bob thorton and angelina jolie [even though they broke up]
ben stiller and melody from hey dude

no approval:
tom cruise and penelope cruz
ben affleck and j. lo
reese witherspoon and ryan phillipe [ive never liked a harpeth hall girl]
jennifer aniston and brad pitt
vince gill and amy grant
joey and dawson

this list is subject to change.

(Edited by stopforme at 7:59 pm on Jul. 18, 2003)
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Posted  Friday, July 18, 2003 at 7:56 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on Jul. 18, 2003 at 6:40 PM"
vince gill and amy grant
I have to agree, vince is one of the biggest assholes I have ever met

(Edited by FlyingFeaturesFan at 6:57 pm on Jul. 18, 2003)
Posted  Friday, July 18, 2003 at 8:47 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on Jul. 18, 2003 at 7:40 PM"
[ive never liked a harpeth hall girl]
amen.

joey and pacey were so much better together.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 1:57 AM
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"Quote from stopforme on Jul. 18, 2003 at 7:40 PM"
jennifer love hewitt and john mayer [im happy that they can compare which sucks more at what they do or try to do]
They broke up about six months ago. Get with it. I actually heard tonight that she is dating Jeremy Shockey of the New York football Giants. That's kind of scary. But she can date whoever she wants right now. Someday soon we'll be getting married.

I have nothing against Harpeth Hall girls, per se. I've met some really great ones and some really nasty ones. However, i could NEVER date a girl that went to FRA. I hate that school. I still sometimes honk and flip a bird when I drive past that school.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 2:06 am on Jul. 19, 2003)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 2:41 PM
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nice to see you have standards JC.............

i ahte celebrity relationships. they never last and they only form to further each others career. they never last. although if certain famous people wanted my good stuff i wouldnt have a problem with the flashiness of hollywood romance....
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 4:33 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on Jul. 18, 2003 at 7:40 PM"
no approval:

joey and dawson

this list is subject to change.
You forgot to put Joey and Pacey on the "approval" list.

Edit: okay I just read Rachel's post. Ignore this.

(Edited by carligula at 4:34 pm on Jul. 19, 2003)
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Posted  Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 4:40 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Jul. 19, 2003 at 1:57 AM"
However, i could NEVER date a girl that went to FRA. I hate that school. I still sometimes honk and flip a bird when I drive past that school.
I was good friends with a girl who had transfered from FRA to St. Cecilia when I was in high school. We even went out once or twice in more recent years.

Turned out she sucks.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 6:08 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Jul. 19, 2003 at 4:40 PM"
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Jul. 19, 2003 at 1:57 AM"
However, i could NEVER date a girl that went to FRA.  I hate that school.  I still sometimes honk and flip a bird when I drive past that school.
I was good friends with a girl who had transfered from FRA to St. Cecilia when I was in high school. We even went out once or twice in more recent years.

Turned out she sucks.
I dont have a problem with FRA kids. I havent met too many but the ones that I have met have been nice. Sheltered, but nice. Nice Harpeth Hall girls are hard to find. It might just be my public school bias.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 6:22 PM
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Both of my sisters went to Harpeth Hall. They don't really suck, I guess.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 7:02 PM
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I never knew that all these feelings existed about the kids at the different private schools.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 7:13 PM
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"Quote from YaDaDaDa on Jul. 19, 2003 at 6:02 PM"
I never knew that all these feelings existed about the kids at the different private schools.
I go to a private school and I have alot of feelings about the kids at my own school, they all suck ass, accept like 5
Posted  Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 8:40 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Jul. 19, 2003 at 6:22 PM"
Both of my sisters went to Harpeth Hall. They don't really suck, I guess.
your sisters do look hot in their uniforms...

p.s. nice signature
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