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Poll Choices Votes Statistics
Yes 17 [73.91%]
No 0 [0.00%]
Maybe 6 [26.09%]
TOPIC: Is Barbara Streisand a Douche?
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 4:02 AM
Post 1 of 16
Well, is she?
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 8:44 AM
Post 2 of 16
who really cares is probably a more important question. its not likes on tv or on the radio daily. she is just there. she made shitty music but so did a lot of other people.
Eh.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 8:52 AM
Post 3 of 16
No question...El Douche...
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 9:36 AM
Post 4 of 16
obviously a douche.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 9:44 AM
Post 5 of 16
Who the hell voted maybe!?! I'll bet it was that turd-burglar Keith.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 1:00 PM
Post 6 of 16
"Quote from Superflks on Nov. 21, 2003 at 8:44 AM"
who really cares is probably a more important question.
ouch, obviously not you

(Edited by richarddawson at 1:00 pm on Nov. 21, 2003)
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 1:07 PM
Post 7 of 16
i like babs. so i put "maybe."
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 1:11 PM
Post 8 of 16
I can only think of one musician who might surpass her in douchiness
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 1:31 PM
Post 9 of 16
yeah, i didnt really care...hence my maybe vote.
Eh.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 2:08 PM
Post 10 of 16
"Quote from weenysmack on Nov. 21, 2003 at 1:11 PM"
I can only think of one musician who might surpass her in douchiness
which would be...?
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 2:09 PM
Post 11 of 16
the lead singer of disturbed?
Eh.
Posted  Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 12:27 AM
Post 12 of 16
John Tesh invented douche.
remember that its all in your head.
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 1:30 AM
Post 13 of 16
This summer, I briefly worked at a Dollar General store, and a shocking amount of women purchase the Dollar General brand douche. I didn't like working at a place that will sell a pregnacny test, but not condoms.

And yes, she is. I guess.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 9:28 AM
Post 14 of 16
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 24, 2003 at 1:30 AM"
I didn't like working at a place that will sell a pregnacny test, but not condoms.
Are you serious? What's the story behind that?
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 11:52 AM
Post 15 of 16
I don't know why, but the Dollar General store I worked at didn't sell condoms. I don't know if that's a policy of the whole chain, or just the one I worked at. They did, however, sell pregnancy tests, and some girls that were still in high school came in and bought several on one occasion. I can't help but wonder if that wouldn't have been necessary if that crappy little place sold condoms. I wouldn't trust a Dollar General brand condom, though. I only worked there about a month. I quit for a long list of reasons, that being one of them. With my odd belief system, I just didn't think it was right.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:07 AM
Post 16 of 16
Speaking of Pregnancy tests, I saw a pregnancy test on the $1 item rack at Sav-A-Lot ... yes that's a dollar, who would actually trust that?


And as for Barb.. I have no clue if she's a douche or not I haven't been mingling with her lately wink.gif