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Poll Choices Votes Statistics
Yes 14 [73.68%]
No 0 [0.00%]
Maybe 5 [26.32%]
TOPIC: Is Ja Rule a punk-ass bitch?
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 12:28 PM
Post 1 of 13
Is Ja Rule a punk-ass bitch?
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 1:10 PM
Post 2 of 13
yes, and he is one of the worst MCs around. he flow is embarrassing and his voice is nasty.
oh god, dont even start me on his "singing" either.
horrible.

(Edited by Superflks at 1:10 pm on Nov. 7, 2003)
Eh.
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 1:44 PM
Post 3 of 13
Ja...I know you miss Pac...I miss him too...(well, kind of...with the never-ending stream of posthumous releases, is he really "gone?"...but I digress)...however...that doesn't mean you need to base your whole career on doing a bad imitation of him.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:11 PM
Post 4 of 13
ja rule is a wangsta. But Fidy Cent....he's a gangsta.
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:11 PM
Post 5 of 13
I don't care for Ja Rule.
"Is this what you want you want to do with your life, man? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2 in the morning?"
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:26 PM
Post 6 of 13
This poll comes off the heels of Ja's newest video portraying him as a gangsta, which seems to be a reply to those who have called him out on his less than thug lifestyle and past. I think this particular career move solidifies him as a poser, or at least, it does in my book. His voice manipulation sucks.

This is part one in a series of mind-expanding polls that will be offered by yours truly.
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:36 PM
Post 7 of 13
Isn't he the one that did all the remixes and duet-type things with J.Lo/Jenny from the Block/Bennifer(?)/Jennifer Lopez?
That's so NA.
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:44 PM
Post 8 of 13
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 7, 2003 at 2:36 PM"
Isn't he the one that did all the remixes and duet-type things with J.Lo/Jenny from the Block/Bennifer(?)/Jennifer Lopez?
Yes, he is. Bennfer is the collective name for Ben & J Lo.

(Edited by richarddawson at 6:44 pm on Nov. 7, 2003)
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:47 PM
Post 9 of 13
"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 7, 2003 at 2:44 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 7, 2003 at 2:36 PM"
Isn't he the one that did all the remixes and duet-type things with J.Lo/Jenny from the Block/Bennifer(?)/Jennifer Lopez?
Yes, he is. Bennfier is the collective name for Ben & J Lo.
Ah. I always get her names confused.
And I voted a resounding "yes."
That's so NA.
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 6:42 PM
Post 10 of 13
Ja Rule is a jackleg goof bag poser with a side of crappy fries...

huff my chode Ja Ja Mule huh.gif
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 6:44 PM
Post 11 of 13
"Quote from Flat Chop To The Throat on Nov. 7, 2003 at 6:42 PM"
huff my chode Ja Ja Mule
Damn, I haven't heard "chode" used in a while. I reiterate, damn.
Posted  Saturday, November 8, 2003 at 12:30 PM
Post 12 of 13
haven't even heard anything from/ by/ about ja rule. but i knoe he sucks.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Thursday, November 13, 2003 at 1:51 AM
Post 13 of 13
This past week's poll is now offically over. While we're making things official, one of the truths that this messageboard holds to be apparant is that Ja Rule is a punk-ass bitch, as the 14-0-5 vote indicates. Check out this week's poll to see what else we think.