After months of rumours and proclamations that Sina was, indeed, hot, it has been requested that a picture be posted for all of us to decide. Granted, this is a horrible picture taken at a Features show where none of us look our best, but you guys be the judge.

The girl in the red.



(Edited by DigsySlattery at 4:03 pm on Sep. 4, 2003)

Hmm.. bad picture, I don't think that was fair (actually, I'm assuming it's a bad picture I really dont know).

He edited it after I posted this so I'm not retarded.

(Edited by rachel1808 at 6:00 pm on Apr. 14, 2003)

Done all in good fun. 9 times out of 10, whenever anyone gets offended on this board, the offending party claims it was all a joke (mostly me being the one offended by the joker). All in good fun...and yes, it is a bad picture. I'm sure if I was in it, you would see my ugly hair and retarded track jacket and the look on my face of "Geez, I have to pee but I want to dance!"

well, it's not exactly the best pic ever, but from this one picture, i'm gonna say that I think the guy on the far left is much cuter.

Oh no, I wasn't scolding you, only commenting on how I'm not gonna vote based on that picture.

Didn't your momma teach you to pee before you leave the house?


Actually, the girl in the black shirt is really pretty though. I like your shirt (if thats one of you)!

(Edited by rachel1808 at 6:06 pm on Apr. 14, 2003)

Yeah, but I usually have to pee right before big events (movies, roller coasters, plays, and Features concerts). It's probably a psychological thing...my bladder sucks.

he looks intense.....like he's about to flail around like he's having a seizure......

1) It's Sina.
2) I chose the second option.
3) This poll is flawed because choices 1 and 2 are not necessarily mutually exclusive.
4) This is a bad picture of Sina, but I'll assume it was all you could find and you're not trying to be a dick (although it was probably provoked). Just putting the picture up will at least identify her as I'm sure a majority of the poeple here have noticed her and have already formed their opinion on her hotness.
7) IMO, hottness isn't just skin deep.
6) That girl standing to her left is even hotter!
7) Despite the obvious attempt to gang up on her, I guarantee she's loving the attention whether or not anyone wants to admit her hottness.
8) Oh, and I'm curious as to how many alter-egos will be used to vote on this one.

(Edited by carligula at 5:32 pm on Apr. 14, 2003)

Probably???

or on her lack there of ...

That is a bad picture b/c I remember her-and the short girl to her left and they both looked much better in person (not that they look bad in the pictures or anything)

anyway not too sure any of you care, but I'm in the picture too. I'm the guy in the yellow shirt and glasses between sina and the door on the right. I figured since i've never met any of you in person I might as well let you know who i am at least. that was the night I busted my nose open and went straight from the emergency room to the show. I don't know if you can tell from the picture, but i had a gigantic bandage on my nose to cover up the stitches. Needless to say, hearing the Features made my night much better!

oh dear...hopefully this topic won't last very long.

Is this the start of the Features Board "Hot or Not" thread flurry?

I'm sure a lot of people care. Thanks for identifying yourself.

When you mentioned your broken nose, I assumed you were about to tell us how it was Sina's fault. I wouldn't have been surprised

Did you, perchance, happen to get completely drunk and fall over onto the floor as the Features were setting up their equipment? On second thought, I guess not since your nose looks intact there and they are playing. All I know is that someone fell right to the floor in front of me as they were trying to walk toward the door and I felt sorry for them. It looked like it hurt. It also looked as if that person was waaaay under age, so maybe he wasn't, uh, much experienced with alcohol. Hmmm.

I sure hope so! The requirements are:

1. Everyone must be shirtless.
2. Picture must be taken on the beach and/or in front of a totally tricked-out car
3. The wetter the better
4. Close-ups of the buttocks are accepted
5. Close-ups of the nostrils are not accepted
6. Pictures of members with Ludacris, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Flattley, Verne Troyer, any cast member of Full House (excluding Scott Weinger), Kriss or Kross, and Sasha Mitchell will recieve immediate "HOT" ratings.

Let the mania begin!

By the way, I voted based on this picture so the result wasn't too favorable; however, I have to say that I think Sinna is quite pretty. She has the most beautiful, shiny black hair, and she can really pull off the color red very well. She is also my favorite person to watch at shows. I wish I could have that much fun at all Features shows. (Note to self: buy flask!)

no, that wasn't me, but i remember what you're talking about. The floor was already wet and slippery from the concert before when the beer was flying all over the room.

i still think that the girl to the left looks uber cute there.

I didn't vote cause the choices aren't exactly up to snuff. She's attractive. Not as attractive as she would like to think, but whatever. If i was even kind of hot, I would be the most egotistical bastard in the world, so I guess I can't blame her that much. However, as a wise man once said "Beauty fades, someday you'll wake up and just be another ugly bitch"

egotistical girls get on my nerves no matter how hot they are. It's an immediate turn off. nothing worse than a girl who is stuck on herself. That said, I've never met sinna so this isn't really directed toward her.

My mom's favorite thing to say to me when everybody talked about how much prettier my sister is than me was... "Beauty is only skin deep."

Although that never really meant much to me.

i voted before i looked at the picture. i didn't want anyone else's vote to sway me.
i remember watching her make out with roadie, well not WATCHING, but ya know, how could you miss it? and i was thinking, goddamn that chick is hott. anywho, i gotta say that i hate egotistical people too, no matter how hott they are, when people are really self absorbed its a turn off.

of course, from what i understand, its a turn off to have low self esteem too.
im doomed.

I would just like to point out that Sina's doing pretty well in the polls (especially if one combines options 1 and 2 like one should)-- especially with people that have never met her

Now would be a good time to send in those alter-ego votes (I'm referrring to you Stripper Vicar, Hey LuLu, etc). Or have you already done that?

I can't say anything about Stripper Vicar, but I think HeyLuLy may have retired. I haven't heard from him in a while. From what I understand, he is LA desperatly campaigning for a "Family Matters" reunion.

i can confirm that stripper vicar does not take part in polls of this sort. it would be unethical of him.

If it happened at the Red Rose, then the person of whom you are referencing is definitely Brother Love's little brother. It was not alcohol...

On a separate note...the girl being blocked by Roger is by far the hottest girl I can ever recall seeing at a Features show. She has short black hair, does a "swoopy" kind of dance and has an almost porceline(?) look to her. She is so babely. Check out the back of the Forget Cassettes "Instruments of Action" booklet if you want to see a picture.

As far as hot Features girls, the blonde girl on the left comes in at a close second. Sexy Sadie has been omitted from my "hotness" opinions because she is my cousin and that would just be weird.

(Edited by richarddawson at 11:49 am on Apr. 15, 2003)

I found another picture of Sina for those who have not voted yet.


My friend Lauren (red hair) gave this to me. It freaked me out because I didn't know that she is friends with Sina and I also didn't know that Sina likes it in the ass with a rubber hose (Kotter style).

Watch it, son.

It's hard not to when it's a picture of girl getting a hose rammed in her ass.

It was, in fact, at the Red Rose. (I was standing next to Token when all of this took place.) What was that kid's deal? He fell right in front of Pelham while he was carrying in some equipment. He had the most confused look on his face.

Hmm, somehow I missed all of that.

I don't want to embarrass him, but he was illegally given cigarettes by members of an undisclosed party. The number of sticks that he smoked led our dear friend to a state of nausea which caused him to pass out and vomit (at separate times). I felt sorry for him. From now on, I preach moderation.

Poor guy; it looked very painful. Damn cigarettes...

Yes, it was the Red Rose. On first look, I thought that was when that picture was taken. On subsequent looks, I think not. Whoops.

who is the chick who is actually ramming said hose up sina's bootwa?

i can't see too well from the picture, but she looks really cute.

Wait, I thought that was Digsy. Now I'm really confused

I gotta say, that picture gets hotter everytime I look at it...

the picture of the hose has got to be the funniest thing i have ever seen on this board!!!! i just pulled myself together......everyone here in the computer lab is looking at me now.......

You obviously haven't seen Rachel's pic in the general section.

The caption says that it is Digsy's friend Lauren.

I would say that Sinna is definitely hotter than she is.

It'd be fun to hear the story behind this photo. Hmm, where's Sinna?

I think it's Richard Dawson's friend Lauren. Or is Richard Dawson another Digsy alter-ego?

By the way, who's Sinna?

i wish i could find a girl that liked hoses.

HEY Y'ALL ME AND MY FRIENDS GETT SO FUCKED UP Y'ALL CAN'T HANDLE ME AND SHIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DOING IT CLEAN OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY I HATE Y'ALL LITTLE GLASSES MOTHERFUCKERS PUNCH KICK

HEY MAN STOP FUCKING WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS MAN LOOK AT THIS BAD PICTURE OF YOU MAN HAHA
YEAH WE'RE HIS FRIENDS AND SHIT YOURE DRUNK MAN WE GOT HERE FIRST YOU'RE NOT HOT MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE IT WHENEVER THE FEATURES DO ANYTHING LIKE COUGH OR SCRATCH THEIR HEAD LETS CLAP NOW

HEY MAN WHY DON'T Y'ALL LEAVE HER ALONE OH MAN SHES HOT I PLAYED BASKETBALL WITH HER SO I MADE A JOKE ONE TIME I KNOW HER FRIEND SO I CAN TELL Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS FIRSTHAND THEY'RE HOT AND SHIT YOURE HOT

OH DUDE I LIKE THIS UP THE BUTT SHIT WAHHEY HOOOOO! THATS WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

Right. I stand corrected - twice.

i can assure you that richarddawson is real.....as real as the bootlegs that he makes of every features show that he has been to.....

Props to Mr. Dawson for the best laugh I've had all day.

You're welcome.

Yep, just another part of the storied history that is Richard Dawson's love life.

(Edited by richarddawson at 10:00 pm on Apr. 15, 2003)

Not to be confused with me, Lauren. The next poll should be how many of us are named Lauren, because I know at least 3 other Lauren Features fans. Unless the one in the picture is the same person as one of these 3?

BrianW, will you please reveal the names of all female board members who voted that they want to "bang" Sina? Then, if possible, would you please make a video of these girls having their wish fulfilled? Posting that video on the site would increase the traffic and get some great exposure for the band.

Geez, that dude sounds like a real loser.

By the way, have I mentioned how hott Sina and her friends are? I wish they would talk to me. You guys should leave Sina alone because she's really, really hott-- especially when she's playing basketball in her knee-high boots. I should know, because one time she and I played basketball at the End and she was wearing her knee-high boots, looking all hott and stuff. The only thing that would have made it hotter would have been if all her hott friends had been there playing basketball with us in their knee-high boots, looking all hott and stuff. It would be so much cooler if they would just talk to me sometime.

I disqualify myself...

It kind of looks like Sinna's making the "hose" face in both pictures. Maybe the Features weren't the only thing she showed up for.

i think i saw that porn star [the one you say is sina] on 20/20. it was sad. she was really young, and mormon.

edit: not sad that she was mormon... just thought it was interesting.

(Edited by stopforme at 2:49 pm on Apr. 16, 2003)

No, it's really someone that I know. She goes to school at Tennessee Tech. For once, I'm not being sarcastic.

where has sina been anyway?

Hmm...weren't they taping a Nashville edition of "Girls Gone Wild"?

No, Snoop Dog always stops by my crib when he's in town, but I haven't heard from him.

Who is that one lil cute girl,
she has short dark hair, cute little body,
seems kinda quite and reserved.
I've seen her around MTSU campus. And mostly at shows.
Just wondering
Mark Spencer

if you're talking about sinna, i think the picture proves that she's not really quiet or reserved. just an observation.

i think he's referring to the one next to her. tres cute.

So, it seems like the answer is yes (if you compare the number of people who chose the first two options and those who chose the last). Congratulations, Sina-- you're hot! Also, kudos on not trying to sway everyone's vote by posting on this thread.

now that this thread has cooled down a bit,...

i'll just say that this was SOOOO wrooooonnng! and in doing so, i'm, of course, bumping it back up!

I <3 Sina, btw!