I'm not sure if Carl has mentioned this yet. frankly, I don't care. but, double frankly, I wouldn't be shocked.

messageboard people, it's been a bit, hasn't it? I want to see you. I want to interact. I want to invite you. some of you may know that there is a party on saturday night. others of you may know that there are two parties on saturday night. to those of you who are oblivious to such party talk, here's the deal. there will be a time at the home of keith, carl, and myself. enjoy drinking and watching your friends make asses of themselves. watch love blossom. also, congratulate mike_d on a righteous birthday! if this hasn't gotten a small bit of your attention, then you will not be receiving free beer from a keg. ahem. if you would like directions, feel free to pm me and I'll respond in kind. be there, bitches!

The tone of your post leads me to believe that you're high. Not that that bothers me, I just wanted to get the thought out of my head. As for your shindig itself, although I wish I could make it and I'm sure I'll be missed... a couple friends of mine will be heading off on tour Monday, so I've promised to kick it with them Saturday. Perhaps some other time. I would try to make an appearance, but you know how much I hate driving to Nashville, Rob. And Carl, you know how much you dislike me. And Keith...well, if you love someone, let them go.

I'll be there, for what it's worth.

Carl and I will be signing autographs from 10:00 to 11:00. One item per person, please. No photos.

i'll show up if i'm brave enough.

it gets scary. I wasn't.

but, for what it's worth, I am now. I'm pretty much permanently stoned, even when I haven't smoked. my lungs absorb resin all day or something.

I've mentioned this to several people - I need this party. I have never looked so forward to anything in my entire life, ever. I have butterflies in my stomach and I am bouncing off the walls. I crave release from grief and boredom. Some of you I miss, others I just want to see more of. I want to be a dirty bad party girl, and that is probably not a good thing.

That's a pretty big ditto.... I, too, suffer from the effects of perma-stone.




I'll be there.

(Edited by simone at 3:48 pm on Jul. 15, 2004)

Hmm.... what about people you don't know? (like me) Can they come?
If it's a good party, you should all be too drunk to notice that you don't know me...

nevermind.

(Edited by damon at 9:09 am on Jul. 15, 2004)

I will be there, but I want no autographs from you two!

"Dislike" is such a weak word.

Wait, does this mean he's coming to our party!?! Or is he having his own

I think we're going to infuse what would've been his party into yours. Combine forces, if you will.

I've heard a certain great hair stylist is having a birthday party that night as well and might grace your party Carl.

That makes me wish I could make it even more.

Don't worry, Ceeze. I'll pee on his bed for you.

You are welcome to come, Chiren. I'll introduce you to all the message board celebrities, past and present.

Ceeze, get your ass over here.

This thread has made me laugh more than any in a while. I am also shocked that the original message was written while sober.

I heard something about that hairdresser having a party, too, but it's not even really her birthday, and their free cupcakes aren't going to beat our free beer.

you are disgusting.



ceeze, i love you. i'm quite sad that we won't have any awkward rendezvous this weekend...

Worse things have happened in my bed at previous parties.

Luckily Rob has his own room now.

hahaha

who?

as will i. actually if i'm brave enough AND i can get some bloody directions.

while a map may SEEM helpful, it actually confuses you more. hopefully you'll be lucky and get verbal directions.

we can cower together!

Yo, call me tomorrow, A. I'll hook you up.

Actually, it's easy, though. Do you remember where Guerry used to live? It's directly across the street.

i don't get it!?!?!?!

i may show up

even though i know all of those who live in the house and i haven't been personally invited

being scandalous is a favourite passtime of mine

Eric is going to be riding along with Scatter The Ashes until the 19th of August. I assumed you knew that.

Speaking of verbal directions...I know I was told how to get there the other night, but I've completely forgotten everything after West End/440. So how about PMing what to do after that, or just posting them here.

me? probably not but i'll try.
Please contact Carl, Keith or Richard Dawson for directions!

(Edited by BrianW at 7:49 pm on Jul. 17, 2004)

I didnt mean you. Sorry my post was terribly unclear. I was actually speaking to Keith or Rob. But thanks anyway. Also, I thought it was Elmington

(Edited by BrianW at 7:50 pm on Jul. 17, 2004)

oops. you're right. its elmington.

(Edited by BrianW at 7:52 pm on Jul. 17, 2004)

Gee, thanks for telling everyone where we live, Rachel. That way the cops can find us more easily and bust us for serving beer to minors!

Yeah, let's keep directions to people's houses via private messages, unless of course Carl himself posted them... please IM these guys if you want to know how to get there.

sorry! fortunately, the cops didnt read the features messageboard in time.

is sina alive?

i'm fine

ok, good.

thanks for coming to the party, y'all. it was a lot of fun.

i enjoyed myself as well. it was great to see various familiar faces, and a real pleasure to meet those of you i didn't know...

i especially enjoyed myself... it's so wonderful to put faces with names.

especially hot faces like miss9, jc and ceeze. rrrrrreow.

carl, i have a crush on your house. and luke, i liked your style alot.

thanks for a good time yall, it was fabulous meeting you

(Edited by simone at 1:02 am on Jul. 19, 2004)

Thanks very much. I was really sad when I had to leave.

zima and peppermint schnapps don't mix

just ask rachael (sorry)

man, that's awesome

actually, i think my feet smelled better afterward.

I had an awesome time Saturday night, by the way. I wish every party I went to was so much fun. I feel especially fortunate to have gotten to visit with MissSeptember, rachel, and simone.

Thank you, Keith, Carl and Rob!

Thanks for the cookies.

Thanks go to Rachel for the cookies.

Or was that a euphamism I didn't pick up on?

Not that it matters, but that was Richarddawson who posted the above.

Just to add something (sort of) relevant to this post, check out www.thefeatures.com/forum. Ok, actually it's not very interesting at all, but a look at what might have been.

Firstly: Damn, I miss all the raging parties that involve you folks! Keith in particular. Somthing about him and parties makes me drink good.

Also: What kind of bizzaro world is that web address you put up?

I accidently typed that in today and got freaked out. Apparantly I don't deal well with change.

Me, too. Is that new?