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TOPIC: Jenny from the block?
Posted  Monday, March 31, 2003 at 7:18 PM
Post 1 of 16
i thought this was funny...

http://www.duke.edu/~sna/FNC-J-Lo.wmv
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, March 31, 2003 at 7:32 PM
Post 2 of 16
Funny. More like Jenny from the Cock. Gotta love Fox News. How much more credible can they get?
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Monday, March 31, 2003 at 7:33 PM
Post 3 of 16
ironically, they lose all street cred while questioning her street cred. rolleyes.gif
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, March 31, 2003 at 8:05 PM
Post 4 of 16
That was great. But this makes me wonder....is YDDD still from the block since he ditched that avatar? Or did he ditch his homies just like J-Lo?
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:12 PM
Post 5 of 16
that was great, damon..... laugh.gif
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 12:03 AM
Post 6 of 16
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Mar. 31, 2003 at 8:05 PM"
That was great. But this makes me wonder....is YDDD still from the block since he ditched that avatar? Or did he ditch his homies just like J-Lo?
It was just a ploy to get back my credibility here on the Features message board after a hiatus. I don't think it worked.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 1:31 PM
Post 7 of 16
this link went around at work a few months ago. it's funny how things like this get around--helped of course by inter-office emails to co-workers and such.
i got a little video clip of this cat that was playing with the string from a moving ceiling fan & ended up swinging around on the fan, then crashed into the wall.
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 2:05 PM
Post 8 of 16
"Quote from smee on Apr. 1, 2003 at 1:31 PM"
i got a little video clip of this cat that was playing with the string from a moving ceiling fan & ended up swinging around on the fan, then crashed into the wall.
lol that's really funny..

smee ur scaring me blink.gif lol
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 2:11 PM
Post 9 of 16
I received a video of a monkey sticking his had up his....rear end..., then he sniffs it, faints, and falls of his branch.

They used it in Goldmember, oddly.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 3:52 PM
Post 10 of 16
That's sick lol digsy
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 4:25 PM
Post 11 of 16
Yeah, someone gave me an mpeg of a chimp drinking his urine from the spicket.
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 5:21 PM
Post 12 of 16
Mankind has endeavored for centuries to create a better medium for communition. At long last, humanity's knowledge has culminated in the Internet. And we use it distributed videos about monkey poop.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 5:23 PM
Post 13 of 16
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Apr. 1, 2003 at 5:21 PM"
Mankind has endeavored for centuries to create a better medium for communition. At long last, humanity's knowledge has culminated in the Internet. And we use it distributed videos about monkey poop.
And porn.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 5:25 PM
Post 14 of 16
"Quote from smee on Apr. 1, 2003 at 1:31 PM"
i got a little video clip of this cat that was playing with the string from a moving ceiling fan & ended up swinging around on the fan, then crashed into the wall.
I have a copy of that one, classic. Another that got sent to me numerous times was the video of a baby lying on its stomach in a crib and farting out a cloud of baby powder.

(Edited by mike_D at 5:25 pm on Apr. 1, 2003)
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 7:12 PM
Post 15 of 16
My favorite was the clip of the elephant using its trunk to dig into another elephant's patoot and retireve its feces for eating.

I also once had a great picture of a guy throwing up that I really liked. I'd use it as an avatar if I could find it now.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 7:34 PM
Post 16 of 16
"Quote from mike_D on Apr. 1, 2003 at 5:25 PM"
Another that got sent to me numerous times was the video of a baby lying on its stomach in a crib and farting out a cloud of baby powder.
Yeah, I got that one. I did not enjoy it. That's probably because I think very few babies are actually cute...and I hate anything having to do with baby bottoms. Like stupid commercials that say "Soft as a baby's bottom". I don't know about you, but I don't want my hands feeling like a butt.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 7:41 pm on Apr. 1, 2003)
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?