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TOPIC: jesus fucking christ
Posted  Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 9:18 PM
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sorry.

it happened to me on another message board, and now it's your turn
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 11:11 PM
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I have a feeling that link leads to a very dark place . . .
Posted  Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 11:14 PM
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just go
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 11:56 PM
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I've seen something like this before.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 12:01 AM
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Yeah, not much new.

And Mr. Wade is correct in being skeptical. The Internet is fraught with unforseeable dangers these days.
Posted  Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 12:12 AM
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Germans, it figures. . .

Also, I imagine "jesus fucking christ" is the least apropos title for this one.
THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL
Posted  Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 12:39 AM
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"Quote from Jakob Dorof on Jul. 25, 2004 at 12:01 AM"
Yeah, not much new.
i'm not 13 and on the internet all the time so it's new to me.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 8:16 AM
Post 8 of 17
for a similar experience
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
Posted  Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 8:18 AM
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although i prefer this one
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
Posted  Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 1:07 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jul. 24, 2004 at 11:39 PM"
i'm not 13 and on the internet all the time so it's new to me.
16, ma'am, and I didn't mean for my post to appear offensive. And the times have changed: a lot of kids start going on the Internet and posting on message boards when they're 8 nowadays. I didn't start that early, but you see it much more frequently these days.

(Edited by Jakob Dorof at 12:25 pm on Jul. 25, 2004)
Posted  Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 1:09 PM
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Well, thankfully my speakers were on full-blast for that one! At least I feel awake now.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 5:16 PM
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I want to kill that stupid spongebob
user posted image

You must choose. It is like that movie "Sofie's Choice" only it is Nathan's choice. Do you know that movie, "Sofie's Choice"? It is like that. Only it is this.
Posted  Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 11:52 PM
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"Quote from herman on Jul. 25, 2004 at 8:18 AM"
So do I.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 5:58 PM
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Hehe. I'm pretty gay.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 9:00 PM
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my roommate fell for it.

this was after i told her exactly what was going to happen.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 7:55 AM
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Is that what German girls look like?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 10:15 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jul. 27, 2004 at 9:00 PM"
my roommate fell for it.
this was after i told her exactly what was going to happen.
I hope that by "roommate" you don't mean "3 year old daughter." I love playing tricks on kids, but that would be a bit too much.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything