I would like to announce the beginning of the Features Junior Member's Club. Mr. Brianeno2 and myself are the founding members and will be accepting applications for membership. We will also be sending out a newsletter. Does this mean we are the biggest Features fans. Surely not. It must mean that we are bored and pathetic enough to post so many times that we are now preferred customers.

i call president.

whoops.  looks like we'll have to start rival clubs.

i'll join..what do i do?

-Kelly

(Edited by ghostflower at 4:01 pm on Jan. 31, 2002)

Post 35 more times, then neuboy will *consider* letting you in.

brianeno, maybe this will make you start saying constructive things about the features. i know you have been warned.

well if you know rory and if rory wastes time worrying about me, then i guess you know everything. and if you know rory, then you know he personally told me the posts were of no matter to him. so if you want to make this message board a brian eno fan club, that's great. otherwise, i consider the matter closed.

i doubt rory wastes time worrying about you. i just think you're cocky. but we dont' have tot alk about it again

I like positivity as much as the next guy, but don't we want a community here where people are allowed to freely and honestly speak their minds?  If someone has a problem with something, should they not be able to voice that problem here?  If not here, then where?  Mr. Eno2 is obviously a huge fan; he's not someone who's just here to talk shit and piss people off.  Even if I don't always agree with him, I welcome his opinions, and fear any scenario that would censor what he has to say.

JamieCarroll, you don't really care, you are just replying to everything, desparately trying to make it to your 50th post. Neuboy is a junior member and you're not and it's just killing you.

i want

to be

a fucking

junior member

dammit this is not working.

Keith, I am so pleased that my much maligned 50th post could be used to politely reply, 'No, that's not true at all.'

50 posts?? fuck. oh well maybe i'll start my own features club where anyone who wants to be in can regardless..................anyways i think we should all buy matt a pair of guitar strings......

it's 51 posts, not 50. one more jamie.

Thanks Jamie. Let's theorize for a minute. You would fear a scenario where say an account was cancelled and posts were removed, let's call it 'brianeno', because orders came from an individual to delete it because the person dared to criticize someone, let's call them 'management'?

Well in my critical opinion, that would be the saddest decision that someone could make. 'Oh, no one can be critical! Let's censor!'

Something like that wouldn't happen, in reality, would it?

certainly not. i just like throwing the number 2 on the end of my name

*cough*

Nice to see that you have joined the club Jamie. Eno has outdistanced us goddamnit. At the rate he is going we'll never catch him.

i think ole' eno just has much more time on his hands than us. i am jealous. oh and i am excited about being relevant. no joke, that has made my day.

brianeno2 Posted on 2:08 pm on Feb. 1, 2002:

certainly not. i just like throwing the number 2 on the end of my name

*cough*

That's a shame. I don't ever remember meeting you as plain 'ol brianeno.

the message board was up (but very hidden) before the site ever opened. only three or four people giving it a beta run. i haven't thought another thing about it.

matt told me whomever reaches 200 posts first will receive an advanced copy of the album with promo pictures of the band half-naked (you listening mike?). that's why i make lots of posts. that and what NEU!boy said, but mostly those pictures.

really??? adanvanced copy with naked pictures?? only feature fans should be so lucky! not every band does that for their fans...matt and the gang should be on the cover of rolling stone wearing nothing but thier instruments.

so it seems as if i've posted a million times.

then i look down and see i've only made like 10 posts.

sucks

Oh yes, my friends. My day has finally come!!! I would just like to thank everyone who has helped me on my long journey to becoming a junior member. I'd like to thank Neuboy, Lawnwrangler and JamieCarroll for their hard work and support. I'd like to thank Elliott for stirring up some much needed controversy. I'd like to thank exliontamer for his hate for jam bands and brilliant insight into Scandinavian music. I'd like to thank Ghostflower for allowing me to attack his (her) grammar and home town. I'd like to thank deevol for clearing up the Blue Cats situation. I'd like to thank Freezetag, Signasugarsic, Smee, Features Girl, I Heart Rollum, Ray Davies, etc. for whatever it is they do. I'd like to thank Lurve for creating such a positive atmosphere. I'd like to thank Michael for his fine administrating. And of course, last but certainly not least, I'd like to thank BrianEno2 for is infinite inspiration and relevance. On behalf of you, the little people, I accept my status as Junior Member, and I hope to represent my position with the grace and dignity of all those that have come before me. Thank you, and may God Bless you all.

i'm a junior member too!!!

Well it all has to be about you, exliontamer, doesn't it. Dick.

Finally, I can join the celebration! WOW, what a feeling it is to (kind of) belong!