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TOPIC: Kisses
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 7:10 AM
Post 1 of 24
Okay so I have no way of making this relevant to the board at all....go ahead condemn me to hell. But last night I kissed Elvis Costello. It was magic, who knew that all ya had to do was ask?? And I must say I am even more in love then ever. He was such a nice guy, even better than I expected. I made sure to touch his face and smell him and all that stuff that obsessed people do. My only regret is that I don't have any pictures. My sister can attest that these are not just dillusions.

So has anyone else had memorable kisses, or is that just a little too personal??
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 8:59 AM
Post 2 of 24
"Quote from iwantelvis on Nov. 8, 2002 at 7:10 AM"
But last night I kissed Elvis Costello.
Were you drunk and/or high? I'm just curious about the circumstances under which such a memorable event could occur.

And, for the record, I've never been kissed. So I guess my first one will be the most memorable.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 9:27 AM
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"Quote from iwantelvis on Nov. 8, 2002 at 7:10 AM"
Okay so I have no way of making this relevant to the board at all....go ahead condemn me to hell. But last night I kissed Elvis Costello. It was magic, who knew that all ya had to do was ask?? And I must say I am even more in love then ever. He was such a nice guy, even better than I expected. I made sure to touch his face and smell him and all that stuff that obsessed people do. My only regret is that I don't have any pictures. My sister can attest that these are not just dillusions.

So has anyone else had memorable kisses, or is that just a little too personal??
HaveSomeSoma just informed me of this fact this very morning (about 30 minutes ago actually) and I must say that I am overjoyed by this. Wow. I must say that your years of fandom have finally paid off. You can die a happy gal biggrin.gif

That is so awesome. Wow.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 9:44 AM
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"Quote from iwantelvis on Nov. 8, 2002 at 7:10 AM"
Okay so I have no way of making this relevant to the board at all....go ahead condemn me to hell. But last night I kissed Elvis Costello. It was magic, who knew that all ya had to do was ask?? And I must say I am even more in love then ever. He was such a nice guy, even better than I expected. I made sure to touch his face and smell him and all that stuff that obsessed people do. My only regret is that I don't have any pictures. My sister can attest that these are not just dillusions.

So has anyone else had memorable kisses, or is that just a little too personal??
wow....finally, your dream has come true iwantelvis. i am so very happy for you. did you get him to sign your elvis trading card or your elvis belt buckle?
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 9:54 AM
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that's so exciting....
it's nice when rock stars aren't assholes! laugh.gif

"All I can do is PRAISE, WORSHIP, REJOICE, SHOUT, and CRY." ~ Jan Crouch
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 11:41 AM
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I am so happy for you. I can't imagine how amazing that must have been. Wow.
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 11:48 AM
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wow indeed. i was so excited to be the first informed this morning of this wondrous and religious experience that iwantelvis had! congratulations once again! i can't even imagine the joy one might recieve in kissing their celebrity love. one day, jack white, one day...
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 12:22 PM
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Congrats on your kiss, iwantelvis!

Hmm. This could bring rise to another question. If you could pick any rock star to kiss (or any star at all, whatever) who would it be?
I would kiss Matt Pelham, and I'm not just saying that because it's The Features messageboard. I wouldn't care about kissing any other star, if I could just kiss him.
BUT, if I couldn't, then it would be Conan O'Brien...something about a great sense of humor and being tall..
Anyway, bottom line..I'd kiss Matt. Who would you all kiss?
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 12:36 PM
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pharrell williams, jimmy fallon, or that guy who sits on the side of the stage in Character making all that noise.
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 1:07 PM
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Tina Fey or Emma Cualfield I guess...
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 1:26 PM
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"Quote from etcetera on Nov. 8, 2002 at 12:36 PM"
pharrell williams, jimmy fallon, or that guy who sits on the side of the stage in Character making all that noise.
amen! I second all of your choices! especially the noise maker-I happen to know him. sexy man! I wouldn't mind kissing Roger!!! owwww!!!!
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 2:02 PM
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I'd like to kiss Tobey Maguire or Jake Gyllenhaal- I think I might be a pedophile. I got kissed by Badly Drawn Boy at his Slow Bar show last year. But I'm not a fanatic fan of his & he was drunk & smelled bad, so I'm very envious of you, iwantelvis. Wow.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 2:06 PM
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thats pretty awesome. so he's still in nashville? where did this take place?
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 2:29 PM
Post 14 of 24
I would most like someone to kiss my ass.
Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we're all flying down to Riooooooooooooo
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 2:30 PM
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I would also like to kiss that sexy bitch in Character. Oo la la!
Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we're all flying down to Riooooooooooooo
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 4:01 PM
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"Quote from 6969hOoBaInCuBuS420 on Nov. 8, 2002 at 2:06 PM"
thats pretty awesome. so he's still in nashville? where did this take place?
it was in atlanta.
Posted  Friday, November 8, 2002 at 7:19 PM
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Thanks everyone for replying and saying nice things, I was sure that everyone would think I'm a dork. I also hope that everyone can also meet their infatuation and kiss them on the cheek just like I have done. I also met Pete Thomas who was equally as lovely.
Posted  Sunday, November 10, 2002 at 1:37 PM
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no memorable kisses, but i did get jerked off by one of wilco's guitar techs.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Sunday, November 10, 2002 at 1:37 PM
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"Quote from iwantelvis on Nov. 8, 2002 at 7:19 PM"
Thanks everyone for replying and saying nice things, I was sure that everyone would think I'm a dork. I also hope that everyone can also meet their infatuation and kiss them on the cheek just like I have done. I also met Pete Thomas who was equally as lovely.
what about steve nieve? did you meet him or did he just ignore everyone?
Posted  Monday, November 11, 2002 at 12:01 AM
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Congrats iwantelvis... I think its time to retire from the board now...

...and become reborn as ihadelvis . I'd only be fitting.

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.
Posted  Monday, November 11, 2002 at 12:18 PM
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i got a kiss from thom yorke when i was 16. but it was all lip, no tongue.

and jason von bondie has some of the best lips ever.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Monday, November 11, 2002 at 7:57 PM
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Yeah, but what about those chicks in the Von Bondies? They are totally kissable. rrrrrrr
Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we're all flying down to Riooooooooooooo
Posted  Wednesday, November 13, 2002 at 11:03 AM
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"Quote from neuboy on Nov. 11, 2002 at 8:57 PM"
Yeah, but what about those chicks in the Von Bondies? They are totally kissable. rrrrrrr
true. carrie is a cutie. marcie would be a total hottie if she didn't have the body of a 11 year old boy. allison from the kills beats them both, though.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, November 13, 2002 at 2:27 PM
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"Quote from thelawnwrangler on Nov. 10, 2002 at 1:37 PM"
no memorable kisses, but i did get jerked off by one of wilco's guitar techs.
Is that in the figurative or literal sense, LW?

Either way, sounds like a good story. Elaborate if you would...
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete