Because I'm a huge dork, I filled out this poll where you use a band's songs to answer questions about yourself. I, of course, chose The Features. If you're bored and/or a huge a dork like me, feel free to fill it out yourself. Use The Features or any other band...


Are you male or female: Harold

How do some people feel about you: Harder to Ignore

How do you feel about yourself: Temporary Blues

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: The Damage is Done

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: Someway, Somehow

Describe where you want to be: Leave it all Behind

Describe what you want to be: Paid to Think

Describe how you live: See You Through

Describe how you love: 2 x 2

Share a few words of wisdom: Blow It Out

Hey, I'm a dork! Here's De Novo Dahl:

Male or Female: Mishka (I guess that's a girl name)

How do people feel about you: Rub You Wrong

How do you feel about yourself: Waiting for my Friends

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Rumors

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: Conquest at Midnight

Describe where you want to be: Memphis

Describe what you want to be: Sexy Come Lately

Describe how you live: The Funk

Describe how you love: All Over Town

Share a few words of wisdom: Piggy's Adventure (is awesome).

I don't know why in hell I just did this... but here is my answer.
Song titles courtesy of The Rasmus. See why I don't know why in hell I did it now?


Are you male or female: Not Like The Other Girls...

How do some people feel about you: Everything you say (you say it to annoy me!)

How do you feel about yourself: GUILTY!!

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Swimming with the Children...

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: Whatever

Describe where you want to be: In The Shadows

Describe what you want to be: Time to Burn

Describe how you live: In my life

Describe how you love: (feels like the) First Day of My Life

Share a few words of wisdom: If You Ever...


I think I did it just to see if I could... and I couldn't!

carl gaying up the message board again

A friend from Germany sent me a Rasmus CD for Xmas last year and said that they were huge over there. I thought she must either be kidding or just really really crazy. Do people really like that band?

Are you male or female: A Man I'll Never Be

How do some people feel about you: It's Easy

How do you feel about yourself: Used to Bad News

Describe your ex girlfriend: Smokin'

Describe your future girlfriend: Let Me Take You Home Tonight

Describe where you want to be: A New World

Describe what you want to be: Feelin' Satisfied

Describe how you live: Higher Power

Describe how you love: Foreplay/Longtime

Share a few words of wisdom: Get Organ-ized

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 1:13 am on Aug. 28, 2004)

I fucking love the Rasmus!!

They are so adorable, I want to buy them ALL sugar mice! From a sea-side town! Oh yes!

Great for drunken singalongs, great for boredom, great when you need cheering up, great when you want to take the piss out of something... great for anything, really!

Lauri Ylönen is hilarious... we share a name

This thread was gaying up the message board? I think I like Carl... I think you'll all hate me


I use those smiley things faaaarrr too much...

not likely. you are sweet, like the features and are from the uk. and you can never use too many smiley faces!

Aww thanks! (I feel welcome again!)

What is a sugar mouse?

Are you male or female: Boy With The Thorn in His Side

How do some people feel about you: Bigmouth Strikes Again

How do you feel about yourself: Handsome Devil

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Shakespeare’s Sister

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: Girlfriend in a Coma

Describe where you want to be: London

Describe what you want to be: This Charming Man

Describe how you live: Nowhere Fast

Describe how you love: I Started Something I Couldn't Finish

Share a few words of wisdom: Pretty Girls Make Graves

naturally....

Are you male or female: I'm the Man Who Loves You

How do some people feel about you: Misunderstood

How do you feel about yourself: The Lonely 1

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: We're Just Friends

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: She's A Jar

Describe where you want to be: In A Future Age

Describe what you want to be: Heavy Metal Drummer

Describe how you live: Red Eyed and Blue

Describe how you love: I'm Always In Love

Share a few words of wisdom: Nothingsevergonnastandinmyway(again)

Brother Smithson,

please do the Smiths.

But I know you'll do Dylan. Or Elliott Smith.

Are you male or female: freak

How do some people feel about you: is it wicked not to care?

How do you feel about yourself: it could have been a brilliant career

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: the wrong girl

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: judy is a dick slap

Describe where you want to be: asleep on a sunbeam

Describe what you want to be: like dylan in the movies

Describe how you live: the loneliness of a middle distance runner

Describe how you love: i don't love anyone

Share a few words of wisdom: fuck this shit

Yo La Tengo is my favorite.

Are you male or female: Hot Chicken #1.

How do some people feel about you: Sugarcube

How do you feel about yourself: Don't Have To Be So Sad

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: You Tore Me Down/The Evil That Men Do/Bitter End

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: What Comes Next

Describe where you want to be: My Little Corner Of The World

Describe what you want to be: Emulsified

Describe how you live: The Way Some People Die

Describe how you love: Blue Line Swinger

Share a few words of wisdom: Today Is The Day

This one and roadie's Wilco one are the best.

I made mine from the Minutemen:

Are you male or female: Dr. Wu

How do some people feel about you: Do You Want New Wave or Do You Want the Truth?

How do you feel about yourself: Anxious Mo-fo

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Toadies

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: This Ain't No Picnic

Describe where you want to be: Viet Nam

Describe what you want to be: Shit from an Old Notebook

Describe how you live: Jesus and Tequila

Describe how you love: Please Don't Be Gentle with Me

Share a few words of wisdom: The Roar of the Masses Could Be Farts, God Bows to Math, There Ain't Shit on TV Tonight

r.e.m.

Are you male or female: she just wants to be

How do some people feel about you: the apologist

How do you feel about yourself: second guessing

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: low

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: half a world away

Describe where you want to be: can't get there from here

Describe what you want to be: world leader pretend

Describe how you live: sitting still

Describe how you love: you are the everything

Share a few words of wisdom: try not to breathe

Guns n' Roses

Are you male or female: Back off Bitch

How do some people feel about you: Pretty Tied Up

How do you feel about yourself: Welcome to the Jungle

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Estranged

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: One in a Million

Describe where you want to be: Move to the City

Describe what you want to be: Rocket Queen

Describe how you live: Right Next Door to Hell (read: MBA)

Describe how you love: You Could be Mine

Share a few words of wisdom: Get in the Ring

!!

You haven't lived.

Have you, by chance, ever eaten a stick of rock?

rock candy?

What is rock candy? if it is cylindrical, pink, about 12 inches long with writing down the middle, perhaps...

(Edited by Lauri at 4:49 pm on Aug. 29, 2004)

that's how i like 'em.



heh.

Fuck, you didn't have the mercy to edit my typo!!

Yeah, I'm still totally lost. Never heard of sugar mice, never heard of sticks of rock, and don't know nothing about nothing cylindrical, pink, about 12 inches long with writing down the middle, either.

I guess once again, I am not adequate

Damnit... you sound like you need the Lauri tour of british sea-side towns (gift shop free-for-all!)...


- unofficial tour-guide

Apart from that:
Sugar mice = flovoured mouse shaped sugar cubes.
Rock = long sticks of solid sugar - usually mint flavoured and pink! yummy!!

(Edited by Lauri at 2:33 am on Aug. 30, 2004)

sorry, i was in a hurry....

How literal. Those sound cute.

Do you have gummi bears in Britain?

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 10:02 am on Aug. 30, 2004)

come on guys

rock candy

i'm with you sina, rock candy kicks major arse

and apparently these are sugar mice

Looks like we have a lot of homos like myself on the board.

Thanks for humoring me, folks.

They are indeed!
I'm going to find me the old fashioned sweet shop tomorrow and buy me some!

It doesn't matter that I know where this shop is. Finding it will still be an ordeal....

I get lost in my bedroom

Hey Lauri, I just learned Turkish Delight was a real candy, not a made-up wonderfood. Do you like that stuff?

i can't argue with that one

whenever i run into some rock candy, i stock pile that shit.

I discovered this amazing fact the first time I went to England and had to buy some instantly. It was very disappointing -- not delightful at all. I don't know what those Narnia kids were thinking.

I love turkish delight. I used to buy it all the time when I went to the farmers market, but I haven't been in a while.

I also love rock candy. It's a childhood favorite.

am i the only one who thinks rock candy sucks?

Well, technically you suck rock candy... but yeah, I would be in the rock candy is overrated column

Sigur Ros


Are you male or female:

How do some people feel about you:

How do you feel about yourself:

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend:

Describe where you want to be:

Describe what you want to be:

Describe how you live:

Describe how you love:

Share a few words of wisdom:

You thought it was made up?!

Turkish Delight IS real... and yeah, it is delicious wonderfood

I really did think it was made up, like Narnia, magic wardrobes, and Jesus-lions. I have yet to find it in the U.S., but I'm looking this weekend.

(Edited by MissSeptember at 5:15 pm on Aug. 31, 2004)

I approve of this joke.

hmmm...that sort of narrows it down as to who snatch_cootiesex is...obviously someone who has already posted a questionnaire. of course, everyone probably knows who it is already. i am just out of the loop.

or they could've copied and pasted....

?

what i meant was that someone posted a questionnaire and then thought of a better one to put, and instead of just posting two questionnaire responses, they signed in under their alter ego.
or i am just reading too much into this, as usual.


orrrr, maybe it is someone who thought the topic was lame, but still wanted to participate and signed in under their alter ego. ok. i will quit now.

(Edited by mindylieu at 11:04 pm on Aug. 31, 2004)

This is dedicated to TF.

Are you male or female: Forever Your Girl

How do some people feel about you: Ho-Down

How do you feel about yourself: Alright Tonight

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Cold-Hearted

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: Opposites Attract

Describe where you want to be: Next to You

Describe what you want to be: Under The Influence

Describe how you live: Rush, Rush

Describe how you love: Blowing Kisses in the Wind

Share a few words of wisdom: It's All About Feeling Good.



Extra points to whoever can guess the artist.

smells like paula abdul to me


what do i win???

(Edited by mindylieu at 11:02 pm on Aug. 31, 2004)

I took mine from Sigor Ros.



Are you male or female:

How do some people feel about you:

How do you feel about yourself:

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend:

Describe where you want to be:

Describe what you want to be:

Describe how you live:

Describe how you love:

Share a few words of wisdom:



I have arrived. Commence the pretense.

you win me, sugarpie.

i can't wait to see you melindaaaaaaaa.

someone already beat you to that joke...

It still made me laugh though! (I'm easily pleased)


Mine's pulp, innit?


Are you male or female: Don't you know?

How do some people feel about you: My legendary girlfriend

How do you feel about yourself: In many ways

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: You're a nightmare

Describe your current/future girlfriend/boyfriend: Laughing boy

Describe where you want to be: Bar Italia

Describe what you want to be: The Professional

Describe how you live: Party Hard

Describe how you love: Happy endings

Share a few words of wisdom: Death goes to the disco

(Edited by ladytron at 3:02 pm on Sep. 1, 2004)

my apologies. i read the first thread and decided to post my little joke. i see that you already have a "george." i guess i'm out.

i'm glad someone brought that up

i was just going to sit back and think 'what an idiot'

introduce yourself johnny

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 10:36 am on Sep. 1, 2004)

OR Snatch_Cootchiesex has an alter ego!!!

No, I'm sure that would be there real name.