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TOPIC: Life-time Supply
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 2:32 PM
Post 1 of 34
If you could have a life-time supply of 5 things that you buy each week, what would be your top 5?

(in no order)
1. Mountain Dew
2. Parliament Full Flavors
3. Blank CDs
4. Papa John's pizzas
5. Gasoline

(Edited by richarddawson at 8:36 pm on Feb. 3, 2004)
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 2:55 PM
Post 2 of 34
1. gas
2. milk
3.
4.
5.

i'm drawing a blank. i would put diapers, but olive is potty training so she won't need them long.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 2:58 PM
Post 3 of 34
im not sure i buy 5 items weekly...but ill try. no particular order by the way.

1. Coke.
2. Gasoline.
3. various Alcohols.
4. Kleenex. (Puffs PLus to be more specific)
5. Cell Phone Bill.
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 3:02 PM
Post 4 of 34
1. Ass
2. Records
3. Instruments (synths & rare keyboards, other oddities, the more esoteric the better)
4. Recording gear
5. Frequent flyer miles
Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we're all flying down to Riooooooooooooo
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 3:03 PM
Post 5 of 34
1. straight porn
2. fecal porn
3. animal porn
4. urine porn
5. snuff porn

Too bad we have to stop at 5
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 4:32 PM
Post 6 of 34
1. Cigarettes
2. Vodka
3. Diet Coke
4. Cat Litter
5. Cat Food
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 4:35 PM
Post 7 of 34
1. Comic Books
2. Gas
3. Taco Bell food
4. TV on DVD box sets

With those four out of the way, I can afford CDs and the rest.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 4:43 PM
Post 8 of 34
In no order:

1. Gasoline
2. Diet Cherry 7-Up
3. Cat Litter
4. Wintergreen Tic Tacs
5. Whitt's Barbecue Sandwiches
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 4:44 PM
Post 9 of 34
Gasoline
Dr. Pepper
Tortilla Chips
Cat litter
Pizza Hut pizza
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 4:56 PM
Post 10 of 34
Pad thai with tofu
Red wine
Vision's Uni-ball fine ink black pens
Green tea
bottled water
Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 5:01 PM
Post 11 of 34
1. Cover Girl Make-up
2. Gasoline
3. Rentals from Captain Video
4. Party snack mix
5. Double AA batteries
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 5:57 PM
Post 12 of 34
1. "See You Through"
2. "Someway, Somehow"
3. "Thursday"
4. "Stick Together"
5. "Bring on the Night"

Edit: Ooops... wrong thread. Sorry!
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 6:14 PM
Post 13 of 34
I'd have to ask for the following:

1) Smokes (Both kind if you know what I mean biggrin.gif )
2) Food
3) Booze
4) New Married with Children episodes
5) MONEY!!! (May substitute for any of the above).
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 6:28 PM
Post 14 of 34
1. criterion dvds
2. sweet tea
3. ink
4. mylar
5. cool avatars (this board just makes me smile)

(Edited by herman at 6:29 pm on Feb. 3, 2004)
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 6:34 PM
Post 15 of 34
"Quote from Genius Girl on Feb. 3, 2004 at 6:01 PM"
1. Cover Girl Make-up
oooh don't use that stuff
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 6:40 PM
Post 16 of 34
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 3, 2004 at 2:55 PM"
i would put diapers, but olive is potty training so she won't need them long.
speaking of potty-training, i've been working on potty-training this little tike for a few weeks now, and he's doing pretty well. but the other day he decides to drop his pants and take a pee pee in the middle of the classroom. he must of been going for distance, because it was unlike anything i've ever seen. of course it was hilarious to him. and that why, ladies and gentlemen, pottytraining girls is easier than pottytraining boys.

my list:
1. gas
2. tea
3. film/developing cost
4. cds
5. tortilla chips/salsa
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 6:42 PM
Post 17 of 34
1. CDs - my choosing
2. Books - my choosing
3. Food - my choosing
4. Lesson Plans - my choosing
5. Gasoline - any old kind will do
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 7:05 PM
Post 18 of 34
"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Feb. 3, 2004 at 7:40 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 3, 2004 at 2:55 PM"
i would put diapers, but olive is potty training so she won't need them long.
speaking of potty-training, i've been working on potty-training this little tike for a few weeks now, and he's doing pretty well. but the other day he decides to drop his pants and take a pee pee in the middle of the classroom. he must of been going for distance, because it was unlike anything i've ever seen. of course it was hilarious to him. and that why, ladies and gentlemen, pottytraining girls is easier than pottytraining boys.
how old is this boy you speak of? and from what i have witnessed, indeed, girls are easier to potty train.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 8:39 PM
Post 19 of 34
CDs
coffee
food
vodka
gas (okay, i don't drive. but since it's a lifetime supply i figure it will be really useful really soon.)
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 9:58 PM
Post 20 of 34
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 3, 2004 at 7:05 PM"
how old is this boy you speak of? and from what i have witnessed, indeed, girls are easier to potty train.
he was two in august. just going on median age of pottytraining kids at the daycare, i'd say he's at about the average age to start. i've had parents start a lot younger, but usually the younger they start them the longer it takes. how old is olive? and how's the training coming along for her?
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 10:07 PM
Post 21 of 34
1. rdd
2. sushi
3. soy milk
4. gasoline
5. prophylactics
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 11:59 PM
Post 22 of 34
"Quote from mindylieu on Feb. 3, 2004 at 10:07 PM"
1. rdd
you have to BUY it?

notice RD asked "If you could have a life-time supply of 5 things that you buy each week, what would be your top 5?"
ohmy.gif
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 3:10 AM
Post 23 of 34
"Quote from smee on Feb. 3, 2004 at 11:59 PM"
"Quote from mindylieu on Feb. 3, 2004 at 10:07 PM"
1. rdd
you have to BUY it?

notice RD asked "If you could have a life-time supply of 5 things that you buy each week, what would be your top 5?"
ohmy.gif
skanky!
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 10:13 AM
Post 24 of 34
"Quote from smee on Feb. 3, 2004 at 11:59 PM"
"Quote from mindylieu on Feb. 3, 2004 at 10:07 PM"
1. rdd
you have to BUY it?

notice RD asked "If you could have a life-time supply of 5 things that you buy each week, what would be your top 5?"
ohmy.gif
Well, he's got to get money for his smack habit someway, somehow.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:09 AM
Post 25 of 34
1. wendy's doublestacks
2. kfc mac and cheese
3. kfc crispy strips
4. burger king chicken sandwiches
5. paper towels
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:11 AM
Post 26 of 34
1. Hookers
2. Smack
3. Milk
4. Ex-Lax
5. Sandpaper
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:12 AM
Post 27 of 34
"Quote from smee on Feb. 4, 2004 at 12:59 AM"
"Quote from mindylieu on Feb. 3, 2004 at 10:07 PM"
1. rdd
you have to BUY it?

notice RD asked "If you could have a life-time supply of 5 things that you buy each week, what would be your top 5?"
ohmy.gif
scandalous...

well, when you put 200 miles on your car each weekend, the oil changes and gasoline get pretty expensive...so yes, I would prefer to not have to "pay" for my rdd.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:19 AM
Post 28 of 34
"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Feb. 3, 2004 at 10:58 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 3, 2004 at 7:05 PM"
how old is this boy you speak of?  and from what i have witnessed, indeed, girls are easier to potty train.
he was two in august. just going on median age of pottytraining kids at the daycare, i'd say he's at about the average age to start. i've had parents start a lot younger, but usually the younger they start them the longer it takes. how old is olive? and how's the training coming along for her?
she'll be 2 in march. and the potty training wasn't planned. she just started saying (read:announcing) when she has to go
and she likes flushing the toilet.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:21 AM
Post 29 of 34
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 4, 2004 at 11:19 AM"
the potty training wasn't planned. she just started saying (read:announcing) when she has to go
and she likes flushing the toilet.
ah, reminds me of me at that age.

in addition to my list:

honorable mentions

turkey sandwiches
hardees bbq sauce
ketchup
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:52 AM
Post 30 of 34
"Quote from damon on Feb. 4, 2004 at 12:21 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 4, 2004 at 11:19 AM"
the potty training wasn't planned.  she just started saying (read:announcing) when she has to go
and she likes flushing the toilet.
ah, reminds me of me at that age.

in addition to my list:

honorable mentions

turkey sandwiches
hardees bbq sauce
ketchup
dont forget A1 Steak Sauce, you lush.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:57 AM
Post 31 of 34
"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 4, 2004 at 11:52 AM"
"Quote from damon on Feb. 4, 2004 at 12:21 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 4, 2004 at 11:19 AM"
the potty training wasn't planned.  she just started saying (read:announcing) when she has to go
and she likes flushing the toilet.
ah, reminds me of me at that age.

in addition to my list:

honorable mentions

turkey sandwiches
hardees bbq sauce
ketchup
dont forget A1 Steak Sauce, you lush.
yep. mark that one up there.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 12:08 PM
Post 32 of 34
1. compact discs
2. gas
3. mexican food
4. vinyl
5. blank compact discs
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 12:37 PM
Post 33 of 34
1. Mexican Food
2. clothes
3-5. more food

I can't really think of anything I buy every week, other than food.
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 12:41 PM
Post 34 of 34
"Quote from damon on Feb. 4, 2004 at 12:09 PM"
1. wendy's doublestacks
2. kfc mac and cheese
3. kfc crispy strips
4. burger king chicken sandwiches
5. paper towels
Shit man, make that two!

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.