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foldsfan

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 7:50 AM

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I think the left one was tangled up this morning. The pain was shooting down my leg and was starting to make my stoumach hurt and arms shake (not good when you're working with a syringe). I fixed them. I hope this never happens again. If it does, I'll be sure to let you guys know.

Anyone had this happen before?

ladytron

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 8:14 AM

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I've had more tangled balls than I've had hot dinners.

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 9:02 AM

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seriously.

I wanna offended no persons!

jamiecarroll

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 11:47 AM

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I fixed them.

What does that mean?

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 12:43 PM

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I'm glad you are ok, but I don't want to know if it happens again!

Peace Frog

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 12:48 PM

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Maybe you should get checked out... that's an early sign for testicular cancer... I'm not kidding...

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 1:59 PM

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Maybe you should get checked out... that's an early sign for testicular cancer... I'm not kidding...

What goes around comes around. That's what I always say.

Seriosuly though, maybe you shouldn't play with them so much. They're bound to get tied up eventually.

(Edited by richarddawson at 2:00 pm on Feb. 3, 2004)

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 3:04 PM

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Maybe you should get checked out... that's an early sign for testicular cancer... I'm not kidding...

Cut 'em off. It's your only hope.

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 4:18 PM

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Foldsfan sorry your balls got tangled up.... An this is the funniest topic of the day.. But i hope they don't tangle anymore seriosly... I guess that hurts..

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 6:23 PM

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Way back in the day, a guy on my football team got his junk tangled up during practice. They had to take him to the hospital. Also one of the coaches had one removed, and the jokes were unceasing. The best one was when one of the other coaches said that he was the sponsor of uni-ball ink pens. He took it well though and usually made up half the jokes told.

(Edited by paulfreaksmeout at 6:24 pm on Feb. 3, 2004)

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Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 6:31 PM

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Maybe you should get checked out... that's an early sign for testicular cancer... I'm not kidding...

Cut 'em off. It's your only hope.

nah, just cut off the left one...the right one will learn how to behave.

Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.

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Posted Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 8:47 AM

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Owwwww....my husband resents my cat because he always steps on his balls, and of course my husband's cat would never be that clumsy. But, seriously, I really do think you should go see your doctor (or nurse practitioner). Testicular torsion is no laughing matter...if not addressed within a short amount of time after symptoms appear, there is a decreased chance of "testicular salvage"

It could also be a sign of a hernia, or testicular cancer like PF said. Please go!

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Peace Frog

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Posted Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:13 AM

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I"m not a doctor... I just play one on the MB... plus I stayed at the Dickersn Road Motel last night...

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Posted Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:13 AM

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Dude...I just had my junk repaired...I asked for and extension and they said it was not possible...go to the doctor...fix your bag mate...it is the right thing to do...

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Posted Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 11:57 AM

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fix your bag mate

funniest phrase i've heard all day

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Posted Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 12:36 PM

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my husband resents my cat because he always steps on his balls...

This statement coupled with your comments about pearl jewelry in another thread have convinced me that you have the best marriage ever.

I've thought about getting my junk intentionally broken so there will be no little Fooleries running about.

grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything

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Posted Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 12:53 PM

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fix your bag mate

funniest phrase i've heard all day

Serriously.

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