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TOPIC: My Golden Box Sucks
Posted  Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 1:30 PM
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So I checked my "personalized" gold box today and found the following items.

1. a pearl necklace
2. a set of pearl earrings
3. a pearl bracelet
4. a boom box (with tape deck....wow)
5. a set of walkie talkies
6. Kingsman gas grill
7. a cheap pearl watch
8. electronic turkey thermometer
9. a set of marble bookends
10. a fucking WOK

Notice...no books, no DVDs (the only thing I buy off that site), and I'M NOT A WOMAN OR MARRIED.

WTF?

(Edited by herman at 1:34 pm on Mar. 23, 2004)
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
Posted  Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 1:56 PM
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Have you been doing serches for "The girl with the pearl earings" DVD or the new Air CD?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 8:56 PM
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Jeez, Carl, you killed it. This could have been a highly interesting topic. One for the books...
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