pardon me friends, i'm gonna ramble.

i love this message board. since i don't have a television and live quite a long way from the middle tennessee area, this message board serves the purpose of both entertainment and communication with people whom i care dearly about. given, i know most of you who post regurally and the ones i do not know i feel a certain kinship with through discussing, bickering, joking, and declaring our love for that wonderful group that is the features. i, like many of you, check this board with great frequency alway coming to it with the knowledge i'm going to be hit by some wonderful remarks on things we hold dear and not so dear. however, in the last few days a turd has been discovered in our wonderful pool.

i shall not name names because we all know what i am talking about. sir, may i just tell you that i know i speak for all of us when i say that we hold this message board almost sacred. we enjoy using it and always welcome new people in to share their opinions on the greatest band in the world, pop culture, life in general, so on and so on. regular posters here rely on our quick minds and rapier wit. you sir, seem to posses neither.

so i guess this is a warning. i'm not trying to hurt feelings or stir up problems. you said that you viewed this board for quite a while and decided to jump in. we're glad that you did, but just act accordingly. you know how we do things around here. do not fuck it up.

ps i hope this is some sort of fucking joke. where are you eno when we need you?

lord bless thee mighty lawnwrangler. may the powerful rise up and cast the uncouth dirty scoundrel down where he belongs.

I thought you guys were my friends now I am being scolded- but you surely aren't talking about me I just joined this is about ray davies I'm sure of it

yes, the irrelevence meter would surely be reading off the charts lately.

the irrelevence meter where is this located - oh yea I think the city officials were talking about getting one of those right here in Clarksville - then we can judge the relevence of EVERYTHING

it seems my dear boy, you didn't understand.
mister smithers, release the hounds.

no not the hounds

elliott you're a nuisance. please go away. if it's a joke it's worn thin a while ago. if you're serious then jah help you.

come on exliontamer I am just here to be part of the whole 'features scene'

relelvance and irrelelvance is like a theme here......

Currently, elliott's account status is 'BANNED.' Let us quote from the Message Board scriptures:

And, lo, the Gods of the Message Board have smoten thine enemies. And before thee, thine enemies shall perish. With a wave of thy mighty Account Administration Screen, ye account shall be banned. The banning shall be immediate and permanant. Amen.

Here's an interesting theory we've been kicking around here in Franklin: elliott **IS** brianeno2. Maybe it's some sort of weird alter-ego? Maybe he's having a Chris Gaines identity crisis?

That thought has certainly crossed my mind. Could this be Mr. Eno2 and Mr. Tamer in cahoots? Perhaps we will never know.