Hello all.
I am looking for an opening band to play one of those afternoon shows at the boro this Thursday(2/7). The time slot would be about 5:45-6:45. I know the time is terrible but at least it's a chance to play. Let me know if you're interested.

ummmmm.........ask the money penny (insert hard rock devil hand getsure)

Are Moneypenny even *awake* by 5.45pm?

l just drew stares in the computer lab cause i was laughing my ass off at that last one, jamie.

In all seriousness, (seriously) you would probably have trouble finding all members of Moneypenny awake/able to play at 5:45 pm.

by the way, i think this matinee music thing at the boro is a good idea. it helps to sift through the shitty bands so i don't have to sit through them at night.

I think that a matinee at the Boro could be interesting.  I know that if I was in a band with not much live experience, that would be a safe, rather terror-free way to start.  But I've gotta ask - is anyone *at* the Boro at 5:45pm, and if they are, don't they want to watch Sportscenter or something?

I'm afraid to see the Boro in the daylight. In the dark, I can fool myself into believing that it's not a dirty garage.

good acoustics for a dirty redneck filled garage.

i like the boro better than most venues. the matinee thing is a good idea becuz like for mentioned it sifts through shitty bands and gives bands a chance to gain more live experience. besides the boro is trying to attract more business by that becuz no is at the boro during the day. whats the point of being open when there is no business?

come to think of it, the only people i've ever graced the boro doors with at 5:45 are the money penny lads. three words-fifty cent drafts.

i wish iwas old enough to buy 50 cent drafts. i think the boro should do a pay 4 dollars and rink all you want thing at the next features show..lots people would pack that place like sardines.

problem avoided. another band was found.
we would love to have any of you guys out. messenger from bowling green at 4:30. ocelots from nashville at 7ish.

What the hell kind of band names are those??? Those bands are not relevant. I'm sick of irrelevant bands.

Hey Eno, maybe you should actually listen to the bands before you call them irrelevant.

You're right.  I apologize.  I meant no disrespect to those                        bands.

no need to apologize. we couldn't even hope to be relevant if that means being on par with CiCi's. there's nothing like that camel semen dessert. mmmmmmmm................you know the one i mean.

Is camel semen some sort of crack on Afghanistan's Navy or lack there of.

>>that camel semen dessert<<

whoa, whoa, WHOA
don't ever use the phrase 'camel semen' again on this message board. i am not kidding.

i once saw a band called 'the slut waiters' in memphis and man were they horrible...

there were lots of slut waiters....er..waitresses, at don pablo's in m'boro circa late 2000.

(Edited by thelawnwrangler at 3:06 am on Feb. 13, 2002)

Who was that one with the short hair? She was hot.

Man, i forgot you guys even worked there! Joe, how many easily forgettable jobs have you had?

1) that Soccer supplies store
2) the Blakeford
3) Barnes & Noble
4) Walgreen's
5) Don Pablo's

my top five most easily forgettable jobs.
1. walgreens photo lab
2. hosting at don pablo's
3. being in a band
4. drinking
5. djing at deja-vu. 'hey guys....give it up for...crystal...'
    start 'cherry pie' by warrant.

as an interseting side note, in new orelean, i asked a dj at one of these burlesque houses how much it would cost to get a girl to dance to 'sister ray.'  got him down to fifity bucks. if only i had my copy of white light/white heat down there with me.


(Edited by thelawnwrangler at 3:29 pm on Feb. 13, 2002)

An announcement:

Roadie does the absolute best strip club dj impersonation EVER.

Oh, and:

Pulp CD, $14
CPA Letter Jacket, $200
'Adult Entertainment', $300

A 40-something prostitute stripping to 'This is Hardcore', priceless.

can't we let bygones be bygones?

'Come on guys, put your hands together for the best ass in Nashville.....Eeeeeve'

By the way, what the hell is The Blakeford?

if you don't know, there really is no sense in divulging.

I used to be management at the great blakeford, how could working for a 17 year old highschooler be so easily forgotten. I thought I was a big enough asshole to be remembered.

sister ray would be four dances in one

deevol,

lawnwrangler never worked under you. You were shift leader until August 97. JC did not work at the Blakeford until after that.

Ah yes, that's right. We did work A.L. together though. Now I know why it's easily forgetable, that sucked.