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TOPIC: ORAL SEX
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 1:01 AM
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WHO LIKES ORAL SEX?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 1:03 AM
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I DO!
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:39 AM
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TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO FIND A WILLING PARTNER FOR THAT! OH, WAIT, MAYBE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SNATCH_ COOTCHIESEX HOOKS YOU UP...

(Edited by poohbear's girl at 10:39 am on Nov. 18, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:53 AM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:39 AM"
SNATCH_ COOTCHIESEX
i thought that his girlfriend could be the infamous message board member, taco pussy
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:55 AM
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"Quote from ray davies on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:53 AM"
"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:39 AM"
SNATCH_ COOTCHIESEX
i thought that his girlfriend could be the infamous message board member, taco pussy
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! laugh.gif
Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:22 AM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:39 AM"
YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SNATCH_ COOTCHIESEX HOOKS YOU UP...
Wouldn't it be cool if they got married and she hyphenated her last name to be Snatch Cootchiesex-Weinersex? That would be awesome!

Oh and to answer the original question-- of course! It's been nice knowing you Migu... I mean, Dick.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 12:04 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:53 AM"
"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:39 AM"
SNATCH_ COOTCHIESEX
i thought that his girlfriend could be the infamous message board member, taco pussy
Well, I was using my A is to B as C is to D skills from the SAT to figure out what her name would be...

Dick is to Snatch as Wiener is to Cootchie - See?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 3:21 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:22 AM"
Oh and to answer the original question-- of course! It's been nice knowing you Migu... I mean, Dick.
I AM NOT MIGUEL! I AM DICK.

I PROMISE
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 3:30 PM
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Hmmmm, if you are that new that you only have 10 posts, then how would you know that Migu... referred to Miguel from the message board? Hmmm? BUSTED!
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 3:39 PM
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My favorite thing about Miguel is about how every post is in Spanish, even though every topic he's posted in (except for my letter) is in English. So he can read it well enough and understand what we're talking about....maybe he and Dick are boyfriends. That would be too cute.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 6:41 PM
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"Quote from dick_weinersex on Nov. 18, 2003 at 3:21 PM"
I AM DICK.
We know.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 7:25 PM
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hahaha! i was about to say the same thing...
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 7:54 PM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 3:30 PM"
Hmmmm, if you are that new that you only have 10 posts, then how would you know that Migu... referred to Miguel from the message board? Hmmm? BUSTED!
WOW YOU ARE REALLY ON TO SOMETHING HERE
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 8:05 PM
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Has anyone else noticed that the conversation on the message board has gotten much racier in the last couple of weeks?
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 8:47 PM
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i think the misc section has started to look trashy.

its starting to look like my junk mail folder.

(Edited by rachel at 8:48 pm on Nov. 18, 2003)
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 9:46 PM
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"Quote from rachel on Nov. 18, 2003 at 8:47 PM"
i think the misc section has started to look trashy.

its starting to look like my junk mail folder.
Too true...
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:04 PM
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It looks trashy because of ding dong here....
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:06 PM
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"Quote from dick_weinersex on Nov. 18, 2003 at 7:54 PM"
"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 3:30 PM"
Hmmmm, if you are that new that you only have 10 posts, then how would you know that Migu... referred to Miguel from the message board?  Hmmm?  BUSTED!
WOW YOU ARE REALLY ON TO SOMETHING HERE
WATCH OUT BUDDY, DON'T YOU GET SARCASTIC WITH ME! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!! I AM PROBABLY BIGGER THAN YOU, DICK!!!!

Wow, typing in all caps is liberating.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:17 PM
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I'm on to you, Dickie.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:37 PM
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"Quote from BrianW on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:17 PM"
I'm on to you, Dickie.
NO SHIT YOU CAN SEE MY IP
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:39 PM
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"Quote from dick_weinersex on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:37 PM"
"Quote from BrianW on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:17 PM"
I'm on to you, Dickie.
NO SHIT YOU CAN SEE MY IP
Yup.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:40 PM
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"Quote from BrianW on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:39 PM"
"Quote from dick_weinersex on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:37 PM"
"Quote from BrianW on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:17 PM"
I'm on to you, Dickie.
NO SHIT YOU CAN SEE MY IP
Yup.
That sounds dirty... dry.gif
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:41 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:40 PM"
"Quote from BrianW on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:39 PM"
"Quote from dick_weinersex on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:37 PM"
"Quote from BrianW on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:17 PM"
I'm on to you, Dickie.
NO SHIT YOU CAN SEE MY IP
Yup.
That sounds dirty... dry.gif
THAT REMINDS ME
WHO LIKES SEX DIRTY
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:56 PM
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I don't know why, but I find it amusing that Dickie has a tiger as an avatar.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:11 PM
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So, is he a masquerading MB member or just a wierdo?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:20 PM
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So, every month or so, does someone just get a whole bunch of different member names and wreak havoc upon the otherwise stable world of the TFMB?
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:21 PM
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It is a regular member here. Sometimes regulars here like to create other usernames to have fun but many just wind up annoying the hell out of everyone.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:22 PM
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soo

im not a big fan of "ORAL SEX" being on the drop down that says where ive been. i think this is the last of this topic that ill read. its been fun.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:25 PM
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"Quote from rachel on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:22 PM"
soo

im not a big fan of "ORAL SEX" being on the drop down that says where ive been. i think this is the last of this topic that ill read. its been fun.
Biting tongue... must... not.... say... joke
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:25 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 19, 2003 at 5:20 PM"
So, every month or so, does someone just get a whole bunch of different member names and wreak havoc upon the otherwise stable world of the TFMB?
Yup.
JOIN THE CHURCH OF DAIGLETOLOGY!
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:26 PM
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"Quote from daiglenetics on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:25 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 19, 2003 at 5:20 PM"
So, every month or so, does someone just get a whole bunch of different member names and wreak havoc upon the otherwise stable world of the TFMB?
Yup.
oh oh... we've upset our master
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:47 PM
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"Quote from BrianW on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:21 PM"
It is a regular member here. Sometimes regulars here like to create other usernames to have fun but many just wind up annoying the hell out of everyone.
AM I THAT ANNOYING WILSON?
IF NOT, WANNA DO IT?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:56 PM
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Heh, such an inviting offer, Dickie, but I have to pass. And nice detective work on my last name, as I don't think we've officially met.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:58 PM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:06 PM"
"Quote from dick_weinersex on Nov. 18, 2003 at 7:54 PM"
"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 3:30 PM"
Hmmmm, if you are that new that you only have 10 posts, then how would you know that Migu... referred to Miguel from the message board?  Hmmm?  BUSTED!
WOW YOU ARE REALLY ON TO SOMETHING HERE
WATCH OUT BUDDY, DON'T YOU GET SARCASTIC WITH ME! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!! I AM PROBABLY BIGGER THAN YOU, DICK!!!!
Careful, Dick, she really will kick your ass.... tongue.gif
"If God created man in his image, he must be a stupid jerk."
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:12 AM
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I was just offered a healthy dose of the stuff by a man. I declined his offer, though. The only people I have met in Chattanooga have been gay men.

(Edited by foldsfan at 4:13 am on Nov. 19, 2003)
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:01 AM
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"Quote from dick_weinersex on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:47 PM"
"Quote from BrianW on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:21 PM"
It is a regular member here.  Sometimes regulars here like to create other usernames to have fun but many just wind up annoying the hell out of everyone.
AM I THAT ANNOYING WILSON?
IF NOT, WANNA DO IT?
Ive decided that I like Dickie and everything he represents.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:02 AM
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When in Rome...
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:03 PM
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"Quote from foldsfan on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:12 AM"
I was just offered a healthy dose of the stuff by a man. I declined his offer, though.
Not your type? Don't worry, you'll find that special guy.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete