WHERE do I get one??? Powder P told me that she answered her cell phone in the middle of the tape, according to the show he saw on tv. Maybe Carl will buy a copy and let me record it. This is great news.

i know its funny that she is so aloof during the sex...
but i really dont get what all the fuss is over.

Could be that she's really hot...

I really want to see it. I read that she was craning her head so her good side was on camera, or some such silliness.

That fact alone could probably qualify you as one of the coolest chicks in the history of the universe.

I haven't checked (because this is the first I've heard of it), but such things usually spread like a California wild fire through those evil P2P file-swapping systems. You might look for it on Kaaza, Gnutella, etc.

By the way, those of us who don't watch the amateur porn culture as closely as Mr. Dawson is might want to read about Miss Hilton's indiscretion.

(Edited by Tom Foolery at 2:29 pm on Nov. 13, 2003)

I've already seen a couple minutes of it (of course). They spent the majority of the time trying to find a position where it looked good for the camera. I think I can hear Chris Rock in the background too which makes it even better for some reason. Oh and the quality sucks. It's all night-vision.

If I were to ever make a sex tape, I'd make sure the damn thing is well-lit. Seeing yourself is the whole point.

Amateurs.

pffft she isnt hot at all. she looks like some sort of plastic alien. Pass.

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~wsmith1/parishi...ltonsextape.wmv

one of my co-workers sent me the link. enjoy it you sick bastards.

you son of a bitch...

If I were ever to make a sex tape, I would make sure it was very poorly lit. Hell, I don't even want to see myself or anyone that would sleep with me, naked.

BrianW and Peace Frog might be missing a huge opportunity here. You guys should start making amateur porno that features message board members. I'm sure your work would be much better than that picture of Sina getting an enema that was floating around.

... or maybe that's why roadie's wanting a movie camera so badly...

(Edited by Tom Foolery at 4:47 pm on Nov. 13, 2003)

Oh, SNAP!!!

By the way, has anyone read Irvine Welsh's sequel to Trainspotting? It's called Porno and it's about... well... porno. I just picked it up this week.

I've yet to get it, but I've been meaning to. Let us know if it's worth the time.

how very disappointing....

Well-said.

I don't know... I thought it was pretty hot.

HardCore Pornography

i thought it was pretty funny. not the movie itself (which was pretty stupid), but the way in which veggie fooled most of us.

plus she's got horrible fucking fashion and gaudy jewelry... *shudders*

I'm disappointed that this topic isn't very active.

I expected JC to at least say that she is hot...

Jesus doesnt dig rich chicks.

Just dirty sluts like the woman at the well

Jesus liked it dirrty

she reminds me of a blonde preying mantis, but then again most people remind me of bugs. so she's not too special. pretty, not special.

I prefer the younger one, Nicki (sp?) to Paris. They're pretty, rich and they like to party, which is always grounds for greatness in RD's book.

She was naked, which seems to be appropriate attire for the occasion. So although her day-to-day fashion may be questionable, her fashion for fucking seems right on.

i like your use of alliteration.

haha

Indeed, RD, both of the Hilton sisters are trés hott. And Paris starring in a "sex tape?" Honi soit qui mal y pense!

I don't think they're pretty at all. Certainly not beautiful. But yes, they are hot. I've decided I want to get a hard copy of the tape and have a Paris Hilton Sex Tape Party. It would be tacky and fabulous.

Don't forget the Pizza and Beer.

But of course. Pizza, beer, and homemade porn. That's a recipe for awesome.

Can I quote you on that for my sig? Please?

Knock yourself out, pumpkin.

Interesting twist.

If anyone leaked it, it was her, to gain publicity for her show. Which I was going to check out anyway, because that kind of crap is hilarious. I wonder who called....

I'm there!

You do always go for the larger ones. If that's your thing...

How long is the video? Wouldn't it make for a pretty short party. Oh well... I'll bring the pizza.

I've read the tape is about 45 minutes long. The film could be the proverbial climax of the get-together.

A. Isn't that what you do...? I have a good track record of normal-sized to skinny girls.

B. She's so not fat, dude.

(Edited by richarddawson at 9:56 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

Twists and turns......

Another Hilton Sex Tape


Hotel heiress Paris Hilton's sex tape shame refuses to go away - a second video, in which she appears naked with a model pal, has reportedly surfaced. Producers of American scandal show Celebrity Justice claim to have unearthed information about a new sex film featuring a naked Hilton and Playboy playmate Nicole Lenz playing with sex toys. The film, allegedly shot after Hilton's 22nd birthday party at the Bellagio in Las Vegas in February, also reportedly features Scary Movie 3 star Simon Rex - who appears to be the cameraman. Meanwhile, Hilton is looking to go public so she can formally apologize to her family for embarrassing them by appearing in a sex tape. She is allegedly in negotiations to feature in a TV interview in America, in which she plans to talk candidly about her recent sex tape controversy and apologize for shaming her high-ranking family. The socialite hit the headlines earlier this month when footage of her having sex with ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon leaked onto Internet sites.


I lifted this from IMDB.

No, but I've read Maribou Stork Nightmares by Welsh, which was pretty light reading. Chopping off genitals and shoving them down people's throat to choke them makes for good, cozy bedtime reading. That's what I remember from the book...that and some guy wacking it into a potted plant .... a bunch of "I dinnae think i culd go to sooth africay" type sentences.

Yeah, I read that a couple of years ago. I remember the part about the red-headed girl.

Yeah, you gotta get through all that garbage. I think it's kinda cool-- although I don't consider myself an "anglophile". Sick Boy and Nikki's narrations are good, but Spud and Begbie's are at times hard to muddle through.

The most confusing part is how they substitute know with 'ken". What the hell is that?

(Edited by carligula at 10:22 am on Nov. 18, 2003)