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TOPIC: Police
Posted  Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 2:29 PM
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There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things and never to mingle professionally with each other, except at official functions, when we all wear ties and drink heavily and whoop it up like the natural, good-humored wild boys that we know in our hearts that we are..These occasions are rare, but they happen— despite the forked tongue of fate that has put us forever on different paths....
Posted  Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 3:07 PM
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Doc?
This topic was moved from the "Concert Reviews" forum by a moderator on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 3:10 PM.
Posted  Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 3:12 PM
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I have no idea what this is about, but I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with "Concert Reviews", so I moved it here to "Misc."
Posted  Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 3:26 PM
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so... you are saying that you have had unfortunate run ins with the police at various gigs? But you enjoy partying with them as well? Maybe? Hell.... what are you saying?!!!
Posted  Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 3:43 PM
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It's been awhile, but I think that is a piece from "Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas"... hence the Gonzo name.
Posted  Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 5:31 PM
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in other news "so lonely" is a fucking fantastic song.
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 12:32 AM
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I just got a speeding ticket. Since when is Charlotte not a 40mph zone?

Fuck the Po-Lice!
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 1:47 AM
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"Quote from Keith on Apr. 13, 2005 at 12:32 AM"
I just got a speeding ticket. Since when is Charlotte not a 40mph zone?

Fuck the Po-Lice!
That's really unfortunate, Keith. I can often be found doing 55 on Charlotte Avenue, especially at night. So I guess I'd better check myself.

And yes, "So Lonely" is awesome.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 1:48 am on Apr. 13, 2005)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 11:07 AM
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i spent half of last year in traffic court. everything was dropped, but i wasted a whole bunch of fucking time kickin it in traffic court being pissed. after the second time i decided that serpas is indeed a punk bitch.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 5:36 PM
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fuck the police. they are a severely overrated band. the poor man's english beat.
Posted  Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 5:40 PM
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thumbs up to the police AND english beat. and to NWA for that matter. wheres the love?
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 11:44 AM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Apr. 13, 2005 at 1:47 AM"
"Quote from Keith on Apr. 13, 2005 at 12:32 AM"
I just got a speeding ticket. Since when is Charlotte not a 40mph zone?

Fuck the Po-Lice!
That's really unfortunate, Keith. I can often be found doing 55 on Charlotte Avenue, especially at night. So I guess I'd better check myself.

And yes, "So Lonely" is awesome.
In fairness, it was the downtown section of Charlotte, and apparently I was going 45 in a 30, but still. I always thought Charlotte was a 40 throughout.

Also, if you ask a cop "don't you know who I am? haven't you looked at The Scene this week?!?" it doesn't work.

(Edited by Keith at 11:45 am on Apr. 14, 2005)
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 12:30 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Apr. 13, 2005 at 4:36 PM"
fuck the police. they are a severely overrated band. the poor man's english beat.
Thank you.

I thought I was the only one of that opinion.
beep.
Posted  Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 12:31 PM
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"Quote from Pistol_of_Fire on Apr. 14, 2005 at 12:30 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Apr. 13, 2005 at 4:36 PM"
fuck the police. they are a severely overrated band. the poor man's english beat.
Thank you.

I thought I was the only one of that opinion.
Nope, not the only one. I can't stand Sting.
remember that its all in your head.
Posted  Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 1:09 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Apr. 14, 2005 at 11:44 AM"
Also, if you ask a cop "don't you know who I am? haven't you looked at The Scene this week?!?" it doesn't work.
Oh yeah, Keith. Smokin' cover shot!