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TOPIC: porn star action figures
Posted  Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 3:31 AM
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has anybody else seen these?
Gives all new meaning to the phrase "action figure" don't it


porn star action figures
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Posted  Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 6:45 AM
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well hot damn, teddyfred! i have been racking my brain for weeks trying to come up with an xmas list....i shall rack no more! those things would make great stocking stuffers!
who makes these things? or better yet, who buys these things? hilarious all the same. people are weird. blink.gif
Posted  Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 10:34 AM
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i've seen these before. what exactly is their purpose? do some people actually get off on these little action figures? it's the most absurd thing i've ever heard off, but it's also really funny....
Posted  Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 11:09 AM
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seriously, who DOES buy these things. i would rather just watcha video or something. it seems more practical to me.

of course, they also have jesus action figures, so i guess im not too surprised. ph34r.gif
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Posted  Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 6:06 PM
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Do they sell these figures at World's Largest?
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Posted  Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 7:58 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Dec. 10, 2002 at 6:06 PM"
Do they sell these figures at World's Largest?
I would imagine so....
Posted  Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 8:31 PM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Dec. 10, 2002 at 12:09 PM"
of course, they also have jesus action figures, so i guess im not too surprised.
my 5 year old has one of those. after christmas jesus will be able to fight with her dragonball z action figures.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, December 11, 2002 at 11:36 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 10, 2002 at 8:31 PM"
my 5 year old has one of those. after christmas jesus will be able to fight with her dragonball z action figures.
I'm not a religious man, but my money's on Christ...
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Posted  Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 1:05 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 11, 2002 at 2:31 AM"
my 5 year old has one of those.
you have a kid?
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Posted  Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 6:27 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Dec. 11, 2002 at 11:36 AM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 10, 2002 at 8:31 PM"
my 5 year old has one of those.  after christmas jesus will be able to fight with her dragonball z action figures.
I'm not a religious man, but my money's on Christ...
GO GOD GO
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Posted  Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 11:56 AM
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I think it might be a tough match between christ and the ozzy dolls.