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TOPIC: Post 500
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 11:27 AM
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this is my 500th post. am i a junkie? do i spend too much time here? my girlfriend says i talk to this board more than i talk to her.

anyways........

check out Jason Loewenstein. he's of Sebadoh fame and has a new solo reocord out. if you were at the red rose last night then you know he rocked. http://www.jakerock.com
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 12:21 PM
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man, i almost went to that show. damn dirty english paper ruined it for me!

congratulations ghostflower for reaching 500 posts! Hosannas in the highest!
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 7:44 PM
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Congratulations. I hope to hit 400 soon, and I just may.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 7:48 PM
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i'm working on 800, which says a lot about how boring my summer was. about 300 of those posts should be discounted... but i kind of like seeing such a big number. only the great jamiecarroll has more than i.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 7:52 PM
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"Quote from damon on Sep. 3, 2002 at 6:48 PM"
i'm working on 800, which says a lot about how boring my summer was. about 300 of those posts should be discounted... but i kind of like seeing such a big number. only the great jamiecarroll has more than i.
I'm nearing in on the big 5 blockies which is huge for me considering that before July 3rd I only had about 4 posts to my name. I'd also say that one could discount about 300 of my posts since not only have they all been worthless, some of them have been so rotten that I've earned negative points.

Random thought, but what if when someone reaches 1000 posts they magically receive a 6th block? Personally I think the blockies shouldn't end at 5. I mean, how is someone who posts 1000 times equal to one that posts 300? I mean, I'm nearing 300 and I consider myself in no way more vital to this board as JamieCarroll or Damon etc...

I say more blockies. And I put way too much thought into this.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 7:56 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Sep. 3, 2002 at 6:52 PM"
I mean, I'm nearing 300 and I consider myself in no way more vital to this board as JamieCarroll or Damon etc...
don't be foolish digsy. your extensive knowledge of oasis and gameshows proves that you are the equal of anyone here.

as for me being vital... i should think not. alas, i do not have the connections that others on the board seem to have. like you, i eagerly await any and all news that our fellow posters can provide.

(Edited by damon at 6:58 pm on Sep. 3, 2002)
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 8:01 PM
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"Quote from damon on Sep. 3, 2002 at 6:56 PM"
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Sep. 3, 2002 at 6:52 PM"
I mean, I'm nearing 300 and I consider myself in no way more vital to this board as JamieCarroll or Damon etc...
don't be foolish digsy. your extensive knowledge of oasis and gameshows proves that you are the equal of anyone here.
Hmm...I guess you're right. I mean, who else here knows how Paul Lynde died? Or what Charles Nelson Reilly's life partner's name is? Or what Richard Dawson did with all the gifts he received on Family Feud? I guess I am vital. Heck, I also know Archangel's middle name and two of Domino's aliases. I can also name all of Han Solo and Princess Leia's children as well as give Tony Slattery's middle name. Wow, I'm smart enough, I'm good enough, and doggonnit, people like me.


(the answers are: OD'd on sexual stimulants, Patrick Hughes II, he gave them to charity, Kenneth, Beatrice and Tamara Winter, Jacen Jaina & Anakin Solo, Declan)
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 8:03 PM
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i also feel less than superior to almost anyone else on the message board. i can only identify with damon and digsy because we're all geeks......which is nothing to laugh at.
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 10:18 PM
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digsy is sort of like a patron geek in our room. we speak kindly of him and his many obsessions.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 10:32 PM
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"Quote from damon on Sep. 3, 2002 at 9:18 PM"
digsy is sort of like a patron geek in our room. we speak kindly of him and his many obsessions.
And one day the geeks will rise up and overthrow the earth my friends....one fine day....
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 11:24 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Sep. 3, 2002 at 9:32 PM"
"Quote from damon on Sep. 3, 2002 at 9:18 PM"
digsy is sort of like a patron geek in our room. we speak kindly of him and his many obsessions.
And one day the geeks will rise up and overthrow the earth my friends....one fine day....
Hopefully this day will come soon. Viva the geek revolution!!!!
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 11:38 PM
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perhaps someday i will reach such a total. i suppose 2 is an ok total for now. i hope to not end up one of the infamous 2 and outs that i have read about in a past topic.
whoa! those dudes are fags!
Posted  Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 11:59 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Sep. 3, 2002 at 8:03 PM"
i can only identify with damon and digsy because we're all geeks......which is nothing to laugh at.
Not at all. It is something to be celebrated. Something to never be ashamed of, and something to prove on a daily basis.

Geekery is lifeblood...

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.