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TOPIC: Punchable Faces
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 5:53 PM
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A friend of mine started this thread on another board, and I never knew how many people need to get their lights knocked out. So with all the angst here at the features board post maybe it'll do some good to relieve frustration/anger.

So, love em or hate em? Who would you like to punch?

I vote this fucker...

Can you hear me now? FUCK YOU!!!
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Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 5:55 PM
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I vote for me, I'm into shit like that.

And I guess I also vote Jay Leno. He irritates me.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 6:01 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 17, 2003 at 5:55 PM"
I vote for me, I'm into shit like that.

And I guess I also vote Jay Leno. He irritates me.
Let's review... you're into celebrity porn, you want to make out with mindylieu, you're a masochist, and you hate Jay Leno. Wanna get married?

My vote is for Keith. I can't stand that guy.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 6:05 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Nov. 17, 2003 at 6:01 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 17, 2003 at 5:55 PM"
I vote for me, I'm into shit like that.

And I guess I also vote Jay Leno. He irritates me.
Let's review... you're into celebrity porn, you want to make out with mindylieu, you're a masochist, and you hate Jay Leno. Wanna get married?

My vote is for Keith. I can't stand that guy.
I've created quite a niche for myself. Only if it's a quickie wedding in Vegas. I'd like to have at least one of those before I die.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 6:10 PM
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I'm sure there are many people who deserve it, but this is the first one who came to mind:

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Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 6:19 PM
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Found another, I knew this wouldn't be difficult. Stupid Watson's Girl!

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Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 7:11 PM
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"Look at me!!! I'm Warren Sapp!!! I want to promote myself and the NFL won't let me!!! I want more money!!! I am a big fucking baby!!!"

Pow!!! Sqaure in the temple with a Tyson right hook....bitch...

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...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 7:14 PM
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this is a teacher of mine. she is really annoying and acts like a cartoon character. not only do i want to smack her mouth, but i also really want to mess up her hair. is that mean?

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oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 7:17 PM
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That lady needs some Crest White Strips something awful!
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 7:20 PM
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oh and this guy too. my list is going to be really long...

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oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 7:27 PM
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(Edited by jamiecarroll at 8:28 pm on Nov. 17, 2003)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 7:34 PM
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Ok so I'm definitly going to hell. And apparently this woman is battling cancer which makes my post that much worse. But honestly this was the first person that came to mind when i saw this thread. I dont think I'd punch her. Id just tell her to get off of tv.user posted image

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 7:41 pm on Nov. 17, 2003)
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 7:46 PM
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Enough Said.
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Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 8:25 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Nov. 17, 2003 at 7:01 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 17, 2003 at 5:55 PM"
I vote for me, I'm into shit like that.

And I guess I also vote Jay Leno. He irritates me.
Let's review... you're into celebrity porn, you want to make out with mindylieu, you're a masochist, and you hate Jay Leno. Wanna get married?

My vote is for Keith. I can't stand that guy.
can we still make out if you guys get married?

my vote goes to paul shaffer.
was i absent on the day that entering pictures into posts was discussed? anyone want to enlighten my feeble mind?
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 8:31 PM
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as far as i know, you can only post pictures from the internet, ie: you can't post something stored only on your computer.

When you want to post a picture, Click "IMG" code button above the text box where you are posting. Cut and paste the http:// address of your picture into the box that pops up when you click the IMG button. Click "OK". Viola!
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 8:38 PM
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"Quote from mindylieu on Nov. 17, 2003 at 8:25 PM"
"Quote from carligula on Nov. 17, 2003 at 7:01 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 17, 2003 at 5:55 PM"
I vote for me, I'm into shit like that.

And I guess I also vote Jay Leno. He irritates me.
Let's review... you're into celebrity porn, you want to make out with mindylieu, you're a masochist, and you hate Jay Leno. Wanna get married?

My vote is for Keith. I can't stand that guy.
can we still make out if you guys get married?

my vote goes to paul shaffer.
was i absent on the day that entering pictures into posts was discussed? anyone want to enlighten my feeble mind?
You know it. You're totally invited to the wedding. Bring a video camera.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 8:40 PM
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thanks, but i must be doing something wrong because i already tried that and i was denied.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 8:42 PM
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Oh, I have a picture this time....I hate this fucker.

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That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 8:49 PM
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show off. but i forgive you because you invited me to your wedding! weeee! one day i will learn this picture crap.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 8:54 PM
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how you like them apples?
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:04 PM
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I would punch this motherfucker's face until the end of time. If my hand broke, I would hold him hostage until my hand was healed, just so I could punch the shit out of him more. I loathe Mark McGrath.

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Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:15 PM
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Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:18 PM
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Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:21 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Nov. 17, 2003 at 9:18 PM"
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Now, he's just ugly.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:21 PM
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And the ultimate:

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Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:32 PM
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We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:42 PM
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Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:44 PM
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thats a good one, damon.

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oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:02 PM
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Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:13 PM
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(Edited by jamiecarroll at 1:22 am on Nov. 18, 2003)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:24 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on Nov. 17, 2003 at 9:44 PM"
thats a good one, damon.

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yes! good one.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:33 PM
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Everyone knows Jared.

SMACK!

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(Edited by holeypeacoat at 10:35 pm on Nov. 17, 2003)
Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:39 PM
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"Quote from holeypeacoat on Nov. 17, 2003 at 10:33 PM"
Everyone knows Jared.

SMACK!

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I've never noticed it until now.. but he looks like my brother in law.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:46 PM
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Emeril Lagasse. I think he says it best...

BAM!!!

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Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 10:53 PM
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I think she's the devil.


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(Edited by MissSeptember at 1:38 am on Nov. 19, 2003)
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 11:00 PM
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what a twat


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Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 11:16 PM
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"Quote from damon on Nov. 17, 2003 at 9:32 PM"
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No!!!!!!!!! Not the kitty!!!!!
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 11:18 PM
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"Quote from Brother Love on Nov. 17, 2003 at 9:42 PM"
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Doh! That reminds me though, I wish we had a MB member photo album...
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 11:46 PM
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"Cry me a riv-aahh!" "I will...work...you !"
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 11:52 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Nov. 17, 2003 at 11:46 PM"
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"Cry me a riv-aahh!" "I will...work...you !"
Who is that?
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 2:11 AM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 17, 2003 at 11:52 PM"
Who is that?
Some guy from the Real World
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 2:14 AM
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How do you like me now, bitch?!

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(Edited by richarddawson at 2:17 am on Nov. 18, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 2:16 AM
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Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 2:35 AM
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Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 3:36 AM
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I'll probably get in more trouble for this than Mitch will for his picture of Jesus...

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(This is not directed at the guy on the right)

(Edited by richarddawson at 3:38 am on Nov. 18, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 8:34 AM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 18, 2003 at 2:11 AM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 17, 2003 at 11:52 PM"
Who is that?
Some guy from the Real World
CT from the Real World. The guy who uses peoples' tooth brushes without asking. The guy who gets drunk and sucker punches strange foreigners and his housemates in the face. The guy who lies and says that the strange Valentine's Day flowers that appear are from him. He's an animal...
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 9:25 AM
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"Quote from damon on Nov. 17, 2003 at 9:32 PM"
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I think you did that just to make me go "awww". sad.gif

He's in a beaker...how can you not love that? awww...I want.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 9:27 am on Nov. 18, 2003)
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 9:29 AM
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OH, how I hate her!
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 9:41 AM
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fucking slut. Apparently she even likes having her hair in her mouth. Did they think that would be an attractive picture when they were shooting it?

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 9:44 am on Nov. 18, 2003)
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:17 AM
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"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:41 AM"
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Did they think that would be an attractive picture when they were shooting it?
They were right. Mmmmmmmm Kirsten.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:18 AM
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"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Nov. 18, 2003 at 9:25 AM"
"Quote from damon on Nov. 17, 2003 at 9:32 PM"
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I think you did that just to make me go "awww". sad.gif

He's in a beaker...how can you not love that? awww...I want.
He's in a beaker? Is this some kind of bizarre science class experiment???

"WATCH OUT FOR THE HYDROCHLORIC ACID KITTY!!!!"

(Edited by holeypeacoat at 10:19 am on Nov. 18, 2003)
Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:19 AM
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"Quote from holeypeacoat on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:18 AM"
"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Nov. 18, 2003 at 9:25 AM"
"Quote from damon on Nov. 17, 2003 at 9:32 PM"
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I think you did that just to make me go "awww". sad.gif

He's in a beaker...how can you not love that? awww...I want.
He's in a beaker? Is he some kind of bizarre science class experiment.

"WATCH OUT FOR THE HYDROCHLORIC ACID KITTY!!!!"
Yeah, I was waiting for someone to make some science joke.
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:27 AM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 18, 2003 at 3:36 AM"
I'll probably get in more trouble for this than Mitch will for his picture of Jesus...

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(This is not directed at the guy on the right)
So, you want to punch Nikko or Grimey? Or both? Yeah, you are going to catch more hell for that than Mitch for Jesus.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:32 AM
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"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:19 AM"
"Quote from holeypeacoat on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:18 AM"
"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Nov. 18, 2003 at 9:25 AM"
"Quote from damon on Nov. 17, 2003 at 9:32 PM"
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I think you did that just to make me go "awww". sad.gif

He's in a beaker...how can you not love that? awww...I want.
He's in a beaker? Is he some kind of bizarre science class experiment.

"WATCH OUT FOR THE HYDROCHLORIC ACID KITTY!!!!"
Yeah, I was waiting for someone to make some science joke.
Damn, beat me to it.

Sometimes when we decapitate a mouse in our lab, we need to get a rather large blood sample, so we take the body, invert it in a beaker like that one (only smaller) and squeeze. You'd be surprised how much they can kick without a head.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:36 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:32 AM"
Sometimes when we decapitate a mouse in our lab, we need to get a rather large blood sample, so we take the body, invert it in a beaker like that one (only smaller) and squeeze. You'd be surprised how much they can kick without a head.
there was no need for that story, carl.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:39 AM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:27 AM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 18, 2003 at 3:36 AM"
I'll probably get in more trouble for this than Mitch will for his picture of Jesus...

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(This is not directed at the guy on the right)
So, you want to punch Nikko or Grimey? Or both? Yeah, you are going to catch more hell for that than Mitch for Jesus.
RichieD. has hated grimey for quite a while.

(Edited by ray davies at 11:43 am on Nov. 18, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:57 AM
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I hate that fucking band.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:02 AM
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user posted image I can't stand this guy!
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Oops, picture won't post...sorry. Only Richard Dawson, Brother Love, and Ray Davies would have appreciated it anyway.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 11:07 am on Nov. 18, 2003)
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:07 AM
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i hate this band as well.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:09 AM
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How could we forget this one?
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:13 AM
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Anyone who gets mad at a friend over a pair of sunglasses and keeps an ostrich as a pet deserves a smack in the face.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:20 AM
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i would love to smack every single member of this band until my hand falls off, then i would get a hook as a replacment for my hand and gouge them to death

(Edited by ray davies at 12:21 pm on Nov. 18, 2003)
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Kill Him!
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:22 AM
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"Quote from ray davies on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:20 AM"
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i would love to smack every single member of this band until my hand falls off, then i would get a hook as a replacment for my hand and gouge them to death
ha
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:26 AM
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"Quote from ray davies on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:39 AM"
RichieD. has hated grimey for quite a while.
Dude, you can't go around hating every guy that has turned you down. I mean, you and I are still friends...with benefits.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:32 AM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:09 AM"
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How could we forget this one?
How about Avril sans makeup..hehehehe

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Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:35 AM
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Wow, she looks just like Carl's friend (ok, my friend too) Jenny.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:37 AM
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"Quote from holeypeacoat on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:32 AM"
How about Avril sans makeup..hehehehe

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Wow, she looks even more like my friend Jenny without the makeup. Not that Jenny doesn't look great, just more "natural".
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:49 AM
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"Quote from ray davies on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:20 AM"
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i would love to smack every single member of this band until my hand falls off, then i would get a hook as a replacment for my hand and gouge them to death
I almost peed my pants...that is hilarious!

You have to admit, though, that Adam's blush makes him look radiant!
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 12:02 PM
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Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 1:09 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Nov. 18, 2003 at 12:02 PM"
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Hahaha, thank you
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 1:10 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:39 AM"
RichieD. has hated grimey for quite a while.
Well, hate is too strong of a word I think...

I reserve hate for people like...

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or

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(Edited by richarddawson at 1:14 pm on Nov. 18, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 1:22 PM
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I've always been bugged by her.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 1:25 PM
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"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:05 AM"
Oops, picture won't post...sorry. Only Richard Dawson, Brother Love, and Ray Davies would have appreciated it anyway.
Was that a picture of Shelly Floyd?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 1:27 PM
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His fifteen minutes are up but this twat really deserves to get punched in the face multiple times for the horrors he subjected us to.
Teenage angst has paid off well
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 1:38 PM
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worst.band.ever.
Eh.
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...fucking bastard.
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/obvious
Eh.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 4:23 PM
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"Quote from somethingman on Nov. 18, 2003 at 1:30 PM"
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His fifteen minutes are up but this twat really deserves to get punched in the face multiple times for the horrors he subjected us to.
I went to high school with him in Chattanooga. I remember he did some kind of lame magic act for talent show once. Why anyone would do such a thing in front of the entire school of 600 guys remains a mystery. Needless to say, it was not well received…
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 5:22 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 18, 2003 at 1:25 PM"
"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:05 AM"
Oops, picture won't post...sorry.  Only Richard Dawson, Brother Love, and Ray Davies would have appreciated it anyway.
Was that a picture of Shelly Floyd?
I like to call her "Horse Face"
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 5:24 PM
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"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Nov. 18, 2003 at 1:51 PM"
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...fucking bastard.
He was the first person to come to my mind, but I decided that I hate Margaret Cho more. wink.gif

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 5:25 pm on Nov. 18, 2003)
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 5:48 PM
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i think my cheating ex and his new girlfreind should be punched.
thank you for being a friend.
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you gotta hate her sooner or later lol
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Redeeming qualities? Anyone...? I thought not.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 6:42 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Nov. 18, 2003 at 6:37 PM"
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Redeeming qualities? Anyone...? I thought not.
I don't know, dude. Us straight guys might argue that the one on the right is hott as hell.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 9:01 PM
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OH! Why did I not think of that first?! She needs to die...oh wait...

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 9:39 pm on Nov. 18, 2003)
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
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SexySadie and IWE, this is for you...

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He sure isn't recognizble without his beard. And he himself doesn't need to be punched, just his assignments....
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 9:58 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Nov. 18, 2003 at 9:53 PM"
SexySadie and IWE, this is for you...

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He sure isn't recognizble without his beard. And he himself doesn't need to be punched, just his assignments....
AH! YES! very punchable indeed. mad.gif stupid dirty papers ph34r.gif
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:18 PM
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By placing TINY LITTLE ads out of my ONE BEDROOM apartment....
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Damn I hate Don Lapre!

Although, his infomercials got me through some tough nights during my insomnia phase...
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:25 PM
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This thread rocks, y'all. Good work!
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And of course, there's:
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He ruined too many VH1 specials, not to mention Talk Soup...
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And I don't want to punch him, I just thought his picture should be on the board somewhere....

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 10:44 pm on Nov. 18, 2003)
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:46 PM
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you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:42 PM"
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eeeeeeeek! I could have gone without seeing that one. He looks like a transexual version of a creature from Alien. Waiting for the little thing to punch out of his mouth.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:48 PM
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i like jesse
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:51 PM
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FYI: That picture of Jesse used to be on display in the queue for Rocking Roller Coaster at Disney's MGM Studios in Florida.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:59 PM
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I went to his website to get the picture, and it opens up with him shooting you in the face. Nice. Not to mention that it plays the first 5 seconds of "In Da Club" over and over and over and over and over.....
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:00 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:51 PM"
FYI: That picture of Jesse used to be on display in the queue for Rocking Roller Coaster at Disney's MGM Studios in Florida.
Thank you, TF, for that info.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:00 PM
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Yeah. I hate tigers.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:01 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:00 PM"
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Yeah. I hate tigers.
would it really be relieving to punch one in the face though?

the animal i hate most is the ostrich/emu. you might even call it an "intense phobia" but whatever.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:04 PM
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"Quote from rachel on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:01 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:00 PM"
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Yeah. I hate tigers.
would it really be relieving to punch one in the face though?

the animal i hate most is the ostrich/emu. you might even call it an "intense phobia" but whatever.
I don't actually hate tigers. That's Dick's icon.

The animal I hate the most would probably be the chupacabra. Or whatever weird mythical animal lives in Puerto Rico.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:09 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:04 PM"
The animal I hate the most would probably be the chupacabra. Or whatever weird mythical animal lives in Puerto Rico.
Here you go, watch out for the teethies when you punch...

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Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:10 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:04 PM"
The animal I hate the most would probably be the chupacabra. Or whatever weird mythical animal lives in Puerto Rico.
I believe it's the El Chupacabra. For those of you who don't speak espanol, that's the The Chupacabra.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:11 PM
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"Quote from deathscythe257 on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:10 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:04 PM"
The animal I hate the most would probably be the chupacabra. Or whatever weird mythical animal lives in Puerto Rico.
I believe it's the El Chupacabra. For those of you who don't speak espanol, that's the The Chupacabra.
hahaha

iiiiii am el niñoooooo
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:12 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 18, 2003 at 10:59 PM"
I went to his website to get the picture, and it opens up with him shooting you in the face. Nice. Not to mention that it plays the first 5 seconds of "In Da Club" over and over and over and over and over...
That's awesome! I think the Features' web site should play "In Da Club" and open with Roger shooting you in fiz-ace.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:12 PM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:09 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:04 PM"
The animal I hate the most would probably be the chupacabra. Or whatever weird mythical animal lives in Puerto Rico.
Here you go, watch out for the teethies when you punch...

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that is by FAR the creepiest thing ive ever seen. is that real??
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:14 PM
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Of course it is Rachel... so is Bigfoot and the last pic from the WTC!!!! tongue.gif
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:17 PM
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I don't know....it's supposed to kill goats and cattle somewhere where Spanish is spoken.

Thanks, Deathscythe....I'm sure you'll love my lack of mulitlingual abilities in the Miguel Chronicles.


What is the last WTC picture? I know not of what the wise pacifist frog speaks.....

(Edited by MissSeptember at 11:18 pm on Nov. 18, 2003)
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:18 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:17 PM"
I don't know....it's supposed to kill goats and cattle somewhere where Spanish is spoken.
and Fox Mulder! ph34r.gif
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:21 PM
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you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:22 PM
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Is that directed at both parties in the picture?

I wish I thought of ThatcherWeb.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:28 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:22 PM"
Is that directed at both parties in the picture?
Think Doublemint.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:31 PM
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i miss the good old days of late night post-whoring.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:33 PM
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this guy gets on my fucking nerves!
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:35 PM
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wow... time to end this thread... who's next? Gallagher? David Arquette? Handicapped button makers?!?!?!
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:50 AM
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She's no Carrot Top.....God, that was brilliant. Wish I had thought of him.

But here's Liza.

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(Edited by MissSeptember at 12:53 am on Nov. 19, 2003)
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:58 AM
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Liza looks more than a little airbrushed to me!
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 1:00 AM
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Yep....but you can't tell me you don't wanna punch that face! I'd like to see a Conan O'Brien face meld of what her and Carrot Top's child might look like. Yikes.

(Edited by MissSeptember at 1:01 am on Nov. 19, 2003)
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 3:37 AM
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"Quote from rachel on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:31 PM"
i miss the good old days of late night post-whoring.
so...what was it that you did after whoring...?
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 3:39 AM
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Hal Sparks and Ted Dibiase do not need to be on this list. Well, Hal Sparks, yeah, I see where you can arrive at that conclusion, but I guess I just think he's funny. But, Ted Dibiase, cmon...that gimmick was classic.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 3:57 AM
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Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 8:46 AM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:39 AM"
Ted Dibiase, cmon...that gimmick was classic.
this is based purely on the way he treated Virgil
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 8:47 AM
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this one goes out to ALL those anime convention people.
(best part about this picture: i searched anime convention on google and this picture is from the Vanderbilt Anime Club....HAH!)

(Edited by Superflks at 9:03 am on Nov. 19, 2003)
Eh.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 9:19 AM
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I hate this fucker.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 9:29 AM
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I hate this fucker.
agreed... the worst is when he turns into a bike...
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 9:33 AM
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"Quote from iwantelvis on Nov. 19, 2003 at 9:19 AM"
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I hate this fucker.
I hate that damn paper clip - I wish I had thought of this!

"It looks like you are typing a letter..." Yeah, I am, leave me alone you bastard!!!!
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 9:37 AM
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I hate this fucker.
i never really know what to make of his/her facial features...well besides the eyes obviously.
Eh.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:01 AM
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All worthy of a solid smack to the mouth
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:10 AM
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to the face i would most like to punch every workday at around 9:30 a.m.:
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fuck you, you plump purple pedophile! "i love you, you love me"...wise up kiddies! that bastard never loved you!
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:11 AM
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"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Nov. 19, 2003 at 10:10 AM"
to the face i would most like to punch every workday at around 9:30 a.m.:
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fuck you, you plump purple pedophile! "i love you, you love me"...wise up kiddies! that bastard never loved you!
wow.. that is just cold hearted. Made me laugh though. laugh.gif
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:14 AM
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indeed... what a fucking pretentious twat.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:16 AM
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(Edited by deathscythe257 at 10:16 am on Nov. 19, 2003)
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:33 AM
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"Quote from Superflks on Nov. 19, 2003 at 9:00 AM"
this picture is from the Vanderbilt Anime Club....HAH!)
Holy crap, there's a Vanderbilt Anime club? How come no one told me!?!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 11:24 AM
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Leave Frank and Jai alone! A little makeover never hurt anyone...

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Now these things need to all die. They have no souls!
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 1:01 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:39 AM"
Ted Dibiase does not need to be on this list.  
No, but this guy does.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 3:34 PM
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"Quote from Brother Love on Nov. 19, 2003 at 2:01 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:39 AM"
Ted Dibiase does not need to be on this list.  
No, but this guy does.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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one of my favorite stories that i have heard about Hacksaw is the time back in 1987 when he and the Iron Sheik were arrested for doing coke in Hacksaw's pickup truck before a WWF show.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 3:35 PM
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"Quote from thelawnwrangler on Nov. 19, 2003 at 11:01 AM"
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 3:50 PM
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I think this guy really needs it.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 3:55 PM
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oh the drudgery of being wet
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for what he did to carrie.

(Edited by stopforme at 4:03 pm on Nov. 19, 2003)
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:02 PM
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both of them.
Eh.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:03 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on Nov. 19, 2003 at 5:01 PM"
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for what he did to carrie.
god damn post-it!!!!!!!
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:04 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:03 PM"
"Quote from stopforme on Nov. 19, 2003 at 5:01 PM"
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for what he did to carrie.
god damn post-it!!!!!!!
fo real
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:08 PM
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for passing off droning death marches as the kind of shit that makes a "band of the year."
Eh.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:12 PM
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just thinking of him saying "p-p-p-puppy power!!!" p-p-p-pisses me off.
Eh.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:17 PM
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he bugs the crap out of me.
maybe i could sing along
to your neverending songs,
i'm just looking for some fun
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:23 PM
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"Quote from Superflks on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:12 PM"
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just thinking of him saying "p-p-p-puppy power!!!" p-p-p-pisses me off.
Fuck you, man! Scrappy Doo is awesome
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:25 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:23 PM"
"Quote from Superflks on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:12 PM"
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just thinking of him saying "p-p-p-puppy power!!!" p-p-p-pisses me off.
Fuck you, man! Scrappy Doo is awesome
holy shit, he single-handedly destroyed scooby-doo. how anyone could think otherwise is insanity.
sorry about being wrong, dude, but you is. huh.gif

(Edited by Superflks at 4:26 pm on Nov. 19, 2003)
Eh.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:29 PM
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Im leaving Little Joe and Mike out of this. My main problem is with Doc. He needs a little sucker punch for his inspid between match banter. Just like any good ringside coach he'll offer up inspirational advice that ever boxer needs to hear: "join the nintendo fan club!!!!"



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Eh.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:30 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:23 PM"
"Quote from Superflks on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:12 PM"
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just thinking of him saying "p-p-p-puppy power!!!" p-p-p-pisses me off.
Fuck you, man! Scrappy Doo is awesome
holy shit, he single-handedly destroyed scooby-doo. how anyone could think otherwise is insanity.
sorry about being wrong, dude, but you is. huh.gif
Yeah, with the exception of Muppet Babies, I pretty much always hate it when "Jr." versions of characters are introduced.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:39 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:30 PM"
Yeah, with the exception of Muppet Babies, I pretty much always hate it when "Jr." versions of characters are introduced.
There's no way that includes Baby Luigi! He's the poo, so take a big whiff.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:42 PM
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WHOA! I really wanna punch him!
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 5:20 PM
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This thread, while a genius idea, has gone v. wrong.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 5:38 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Nov. 19, 2003 at 5:39 PM"
"Quote from Keith on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:30 PM"
Yeah, with the exception of Muppet Babies, I pretty much always hate it when "Jr." versions of characters are introduced.
There's no way that includes Baby Luigi! He's the poo, so take a big whiff.
I was talking about cartoons. Both baby Mario and Luigi are cool because they have that chain chomp special item.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 5:38 PM
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"Quote from featuresgirl on Nov. 19, 2003 at 4:17 PM"
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he bugs the crap out of me.
i was searching for a picture of him....i'd also include oprah.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 6:00 PM
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and for not coming to dinner....

if you didn't see it, you missed it....


punch, punch. wake up!

(Edited by featuresgirl at 1:46 am on Nov. 20, 2003)
maybe i could sing along
to your neverending songs,
i'm just looking for some fun
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:02 PM
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oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:27 AM
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pah...carl's an ace feller



damn you featuresgirl! tongue.gif

(Edited by holeypeacoat at 12:28 am on Nov. 20, 2003)
Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:41 AM
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You know....this is the best topic ever. We're an angry bunch of young men and women.....

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Of course, I loved this show as a five-year-old, and John Stamos was my first love. But still....highly punchable.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:45 AM
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"Quote from holeypeacoat on Nov. 20, 2003 at 1:27 AM"
pah...carl's an ace feller



damn you featuresgirl! tongue.gif
yeah...... i know. it's a limited time posting...........

much love for carl. he even showed up tonight.
maybe i could sing along
to your neverending songs,
i'm just looking for some fun
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 11:27 AM
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I wonder if anybody even knows who this is...
her position is behind the camera, not in front of it.
Eh.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 11:29 AM
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oh geez...
virtual boy: it actually sucks.
Eh.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 12:53 PM
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"Quote from Superflks on Nov. 20, 2003 at 11:27 AM"
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I wonder if anybody even knows who this is...
her position is behind the camera, not in front of it.
You want to hurt Gypsy?
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 1:33 PM
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thats not gypsy, that is Mary Jo. the lady thats playing Clayton's mother on the Sci-Fi years of MST3K.
She is so painfully unfunny that Mike can barely make up for it. Glad you got the show right though.

(Edited by Superflks at 3:40 pm on Nov. 20, 2003)
Eh.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 2:35 PM
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I still like Joel better than Mike. It's not the same, like when they kept screwing with the host of talk soup.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 2:46 PM
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I personally like Joel better than Mike too because he had such a dry sense of humor and kinda treated the bots more like his children. i kinda liked that.
Mike's game is almost as good though. he has a much more energenic appraoch and actually laughs with the bots (which Joel rarely did).

really the show is just amazing...either host.
Eh.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 3:36 PM
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doesn't joel write for conan o'brien now or something?
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 3:39 PM
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actually he writes for, get this, "Jimmy Kimmel Live." what a waste, right?
Eh.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 4:25 PM
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I guess I did hear that, but my brain turned Jimmy into Conan because I couldn't fathom the truth..lol

I wonder how long that show is going to last... Leaving Ben Stein's Money & The Man Show were bad ideas...
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 4:26 PM
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Yeah, but you've got to feel bad for Adam Corolla for constantly losing his better halves.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 5:53 PM
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Mug Shot Time!

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That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 6:05 PM
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Double posting...sorry

(Edited by poohbear's girl at 6:10 pm on Nov. 20, 2003)
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 6:06 PM
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That one can't be for real, they listed the race as: B

I guess they don't have an A for Alien...
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 8:53 PM
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Damn, he only ways 120 lbs.? That's just not fair.

Poor Old Michael.
Posted  Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 10:34 PM
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Mr. Jackass

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...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
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Mrs. Jackass

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...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 12:16 AM
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Dicksucker(s)

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...especially the guy on the left, what a douche

(Edited by richarddawson at 12:21 am on Nov. 21, 2003)
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Mostly just Bill Paxton, but I guess the Alien too.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 1:03 AM
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Sorry, I just saw Fight Club.

(Edited by Keith at 2:05 am on Nov. 21, 2003)
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 1:07 AM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 21, 2003 at 1:16 AM"
Dicksucker(s)

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...especially the guy on the left, what a douche
Don't forget the cocksucker in the back: Pabs of wasted-off-butter.com fame.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 1:48 AM
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Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 3:58 AM
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"Quote from SeannWilliamScott on Nov. 21, 2003 at 1:57 AM"
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Agh, I hate that Don Flamenco.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 2:29 PM
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"Quote from Superflks on Nov. 20, 2003 at 1:33 PM"
thats not gypsy, that is Mary Jo.  the lady thats playing Clayton's mother on the Sci-Fi years of MST3K.
She is so painfully unfunny that Mike can barely make up for it.  Glad you got the show right though.
Uh, I thought you were referring to the robot that records the show, which would be Gypsy.

Of course, I just realized that that is only Gypsy's job on the Satellite of Love. And of course I got the show right, I heart it hardcore. I just started watching during the Sci-Fi years though, so I'm sure that takes away cool points. I've only seen a handful of Joel episodes, but since those are the one's that have made it to the DVD and VHS box sets I have, I guess those can be considered his best. I still like Mike more...

"Overdrawn at the Memory Bank," "PumaMan," "Prince of Space," "Parts: The Clonus Horror," "Future War," and "Space Mutiny" rule me.

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 2:33 pm on Nov. 21, 2003)
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 2:37 PM
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actually the robot that records the show is cambot...gypsy's duties are to pilot the ship.
Eh.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 2:51 PM
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Nothing beats "Manos: Hands of Fate" for a MST3K episode. Perfect from the bad film to the horrible Chevy sales film up front "Remember kids, stay soft pink and oily"
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 2:57 PM
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actually there is one episode that beats out manos. that epsiode is "Santa Claus."
Eh.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 3:06 PM
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"Quote from Superflks on Nov. 21, 2003 at 2:57 PM"
actually there is one episode that beats out manos. that epsiode is "Santa Claus."
Santa is good... no doubt, but Manos is hands down (pun intended) the best IMO. When Crow screams "Noooooo they are going back!!!" whenthe endless scenery at the begining flips to scrolling the opposite way, I about crapped my pants.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 3:07 PM
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this movie "sucks."
Eh.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 3:08 PM
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"I Accuse My Parents" gets my vote for best MST3K episode.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 7:55 PM
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"Quote from Superflks on Nov. 21, 2003 at 2:37 PM"
actually the robot that records the show is cambot...gypsy's duties are to pilot the ship.
...well...yeah...I like Professor Bobo...heh...heh...

Well anyway, I forgot to add "Jack Frost" as one of the funniest episodes (of the Mike era, since that's all I know). I mean, a Russian film that combines every known fairy tale? Man...
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 7:38 AM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Nov. 21, 2003 at 3:08 PM"
"I Accuse My Parents" gets my vote for best MST3K episode.
Ditto
Posted  Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:21 AM
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I just watched the 3's company movie on VH1 lol
Posted  Monday, December 1, 2003 at 3:47 PM
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I forgot about this guy...

I'd like to pummel this annoying late night turd into the pavement.
Aaaaaaaask Lesko!!!

*SMACK*
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Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Monday, December 1, 2003 at 4:11 PM
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the lamest picture of my father ever. it just screams "im going to eat your children." sometimes he could use a good smack. ah...who am i kiddin, I love'im! i just like laughing at this picture.

(Edited by Superflks at 4:13 pm on Dec. 1, 2003)
Eh.
Posted  Monday, December 1, 2003 at 5:14 PM
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Your dad looks like Marc Summers.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, December 1, 2003 at 5:24 PM
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i'm too hott to punch
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, December 2, 2003 at 5:39 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Dec. 1, 2003 at 6:14 PM"
Your dad looks like Marc Summers.
hahahaha! that is who i thought it was at first!
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
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Posted  Friday, January 16, 2004 at 4:55 PM
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I'm sorry Phil. This is just meant as a joke. I don't really think you have a punchable face.

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I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Friday, January 16, 2004 at 4:57 PM
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Just to be fair (why can't I just be mean like that bitch Sina):

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I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 11:14 PM
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nice cameo carl. you look really good with black hair (nice work sina)

Phil rocks my face off! I enjoyed his dancing in memphis almost as much as the show!!!! rock on man!!!
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, January 19, 2004 at 1:12 PM
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"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 18, 2004 at 11:14 PM"
nice cameo carl. you look really good with black hair (nice work sina)
So... what you're saying is I look like shit in that picture.

I agree.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, January 19, 2004 at 1:38 PM
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Is that your 16th b-day party Keith?!??!?! Nice headband... where have I seen that before?
Posted  Monday, January 19, 2004 at 1:40 PM
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"Quote from Peace Frog on Jan. 19, 2004 at 1:38 PM"
Nice headband... where have I seen that before?
That was used by Verde Brian for the Verde/Slack/Feable Weiner show Halloween 2002. They went as the Royal Tenenbaums.

My idea.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, January 19, 2004 at 2:06 PM
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I also believe it makes a cameo in the Verde SBW video.. but you were probably to entranced by Keiths crotch in those shorts to notice...
Posted  Monday, January 19, 2004 at 3:13 PM
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"Quote from Peace Frog on Jan. 19, 2004 at 2:06 PM"
I also believe it makes a cameo in the Verde SBW video.. but you were probably to entranced by Keiths crotch in those shorts to notice...
Brian was in that video? Hmm, Keith's crotch was much more distracting than I realized...
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, January 19, 2004 at 7:18 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Jan. 19, 2004 at 2:12 PM"
"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 18, 2004 at 11:14 PM"
nice cameo carl. you look really good with black hair (nice work sina)
So... what you're saying is I look like shit in that picture.

I agree.
hahaha. I knew you would take it that way. Can't you take a compliment? Of course you look like shit, but add some black hairdye...man...


Just kidding. I just think the black hair complements you. I am a sucker for black hair, but brown is nice, too.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
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Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 12:09 PM
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whoever drew this picture (taken from somethingawful, who thankfully added the "god bless america"):
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I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 1:00 PM
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i'm not an especially violent person, so there aren't too many people i'd really like to punch in the face. however, there are several inanimate objects and ideas and such that should just go to hell. a list:

-my cold/flu/earache/sars
-the drive from here to nashville
-drama
-speeding tickets
-divorces
-chapped lips
-cat dander
-razor burn
-insomnia and
-long distance relationships.


that's about it for right now.

(Edited by simone at 4:31 pm on Jul. 14, 2004)
i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.
Posted  Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 2:32 AM
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"Quote from SuperElk on Jul. 14, 2004 at 11:09 AM"
whoever drew this picture (taken from somethingawful, who thankfully added the "god bless america"):
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Awwwww.... Momma always said, "A cartoon horse and dolphin can fuck each other, but where will they build their nest?"


Keith: Nice man-lamp. Every single white male in the United States owns one of those lamps. smile.gif
You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. That's when you have to hope even harder, and stick your fingers in your ears and go "la la laaah!"
Posted  Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 10:17 AM
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"Quote from Chiren on Jul. 15, 2004 at 2:32 AM"
Keith: Nice man-lamp. Every single white male in the United States owns one of those lamps. smile.gif
That's our friends' house. None of that shit in my house.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 9:01 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Jul. 15, 2004 at 10:17 AM"
"Quote from Chiren on Jul. 15, 2004 at 2:32 AM"
Keith: Nice man-lamp. Every single white male in the United States owns one of those lamps. smile.gif
That's our friends' house. None of that shit in my house.
yeah, all the lamps in carl's house are covered in porn
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 9:06 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jul. 17, 2004 at 9:01 AM"
"Quote from carligula on Jul. 15, 2004 at 10:17 AM"
"Quote from Chiren on Jul. 15, 2004 at 2:32 AM"
Keith: Nice man-lamp. Every single white male in the United States owns one of those lamps. smile.gif
That's our friends' house. None of that shit in my house.
yeah, all the lamps in carl's house are covered in porn
not for long
Posted  Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 10:53 AM
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i'm not particularly keen on punching people, but i'd like to deliver a debilitating slur or insulting epithet directly into the faces of : justin hawkins, michael moore, britney spears, kobe bryant, christina aguilera, oj simpson, paris hilton, michael jackson, ryan seacrest, tim allen, osama bin-laden, ben affleck, carson daly, joan & melissa rivers, the entire cast of "friends", noel gallagher, fred durst, courtney love...that said, i really would prefer to just go ahead and punch jason stollsteimer--it's very punchable, indeed, as jack white can fully attest. oh, yeah, and i'd like to blow up that statue of nathan bedford forrest that sits in plain view of passers-by off I-65. fuck that thing.
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(Edited by andrewjsmithson at 9:54 am on Jul. 17, 2004)
tell me facts tell me facts tell me facts
tell me facts throw your arms around me
Posted  Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 1:18 PM
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"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Jul. 17, 2004 at 10:53 AM"
. oh, yeah, and i'd like to blow up that statue of nathan bedford forrest that sits in plain view of passers-by off I-65. fuck that thing.
ugliest statue in the world. what is that? plastic?? aluminum?
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 1:49 PM
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"Quote from rachel on Jul. 17, 2004 at 12:18 PM"
ugliest statue in the world. what is that? plastic?? aluminum?
no, even worse...racism.
tell me facts tell me facts tell me facts
tell me facts throw your arms around me
Posted  Monday, July 19, 2004 at 9:12 PM
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"Quote from SuperElk on Jul. 14, 2004 at 1:09 PM"
whoever drew this picture (taken from somethingawful, who thankfully added the "god bless america"):
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so uh, how do we know who's doing what?
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