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Posted Friday, September 12, 2003 at 2:24 PM

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"Crap your craps and fuck your fucks, it's party time...party time."

As the lovely Nashville band Mattoid says, it is indeed party time. As part of a two-party bill for Saturday night, Ray Davies' small gathering has been promised to be a blow-out of coke-induced, blunt-hittin, liquored-up proportions. Anyway, just thought that I would throw the happy birthday pass to you, so you could catch it like the Terrell Owens wanna-be bitch that you are. Damn, happy birthday.

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Posted Friday, September 12, 2003 at 3:15 PM

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Happy birthday, Ray!

Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.

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Posted Friday, September 12, 2003 at 3:20 PM

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Happy birthday in two days!

~Digsy S. Slattery

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Posted Friday, September 12, 2003 at 3:53 PM

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Wow, Mattoid has changed a lot from Poppy Fields. It used to be "eat your eats and fuck your fucks it's party time." Glad to see they've matured.

Oh, and happy birthday.

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

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Posted Friday, September 12, 2003 at 3:59 PM

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Wow, Mattoid has changed a lot from Poppy Fields. It used to be "eat your eats and fuck your fucks it's party time." Glad to see they've matured.

That may still be in there somewhere, but I'm pretty sure that "crap your craps" is the new way to go. I think the best song that they play is "we are the cocksuckers baby, going to suck off your cocks", and don't assume that I like the song for any other reasons. It's just funny. Mattoid reminds me of a mix between the "monster mash" song, Joy Division and perversion.

(Edited by richarddawson at 3:02 pm on Sep. 12, 2003)

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Posted Friday, September 12, 2003 at 4:51 PM

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happy birthday...I think.

I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham

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Posted Friday, September 12, 2003 at 5:39 PM

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hmmm.....I guess I shouldn't be too shocked that Mr. Davies gets his birthday wishes two days in advance....he is just that cool.

You ain't gettin' no "happy birthday" from me yet...oh no...not yet.

But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?

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Posted Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 12:38 PM

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Well since I will not be able to use a computer tomorrow I will wish you a happy birthday a day early. Tonight promises to be a very fun evening.... Bring it on motherfucker!

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Posted Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 12:56 PM

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Happy Birthday!

[edited due to embarrassment]

anyway, I'm looking forward to pinochle and parcheesi tonight!

(Edited by deathscythe257 at 1:04 pm on Sep. 13, 2003)

you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails

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Posted Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 1:02 PM

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Ok, I thought I knew when Ray's b-day was but now I'm confused. Either way the party is tonight...

(Edited by iwantelvis at 1:02 pm on Sep. 13, 2003)

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Posted Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 1:03 PM

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Ok, I thought I knew when Ray's b-day was but now I'm confused.

is it not tonight? i was under the assumption that the party and b-day were the same day... i'd also thought your post was from yesterday but now that I look at the date stamp, I'm just a dumbass...

you're everybody's second home
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Posted Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 1:13 PM

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From what I understood: party tonight. Ray turns 21 at midnight. I think that should clear everything up.

ray davies

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Posted Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 8:05 PM

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damn....so many pre-birthday well wishes.......

i just hope there are as many on the real occassion (though i might be too liquored up to even notice......however, i must get going ....i have a rendezvous with my new friend mr. screwdriver)

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Posted Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 12:06 AM

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Happy Birthday, dude!

Congrats on finally being 21. I know you will enjoy your newfound freedom of getting into any damn show you want to attend!

ray davies

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Posted Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 5:27 PM

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thanks for all the birthday wishes (whether they may have been a little premature or not).

the whiskey was definitely working.......

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Posted Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 5:48 PM

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Happppppy Birrrrrrthday!

Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced

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Posted Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 6:00 PM

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happy birthday!

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Posted Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 6:28 PM

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Happy birthday!

I don't know about you, but I think whiskey may be my new drink of choice...

Sexy Sadie

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Posted Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 6:40 PM

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pink, brown, yellow-orange-and-bluuuuue, I love you...

happy birthday, Birthday Boy.

But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?

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Posted Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 6:54 PM

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here's to brother ray
he's a hell of a guy
so drink motherfucker! drink motherfucker! drink motherfucker!

(i once heard some frat guys chanting that. i always thought it sounded funny)

anyways.....happy 21st.

We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!

ray davies

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Posted Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 7:41 PM

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I don't know about you, but I think whiskey may be my new drink of choice...

i believe you may be right, mr. riot

carligula