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exliontamer

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 1:16 AM

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guggenheim repeats max and says 'what's that supposed to mean'.
out to dinner and max says 'oh yeah that's nice, i wrote a hit play'.
ms. cross asks mr. blume if he'd like a carrot and he replies, 'yeah, i'll have one of those'.
oh oh and 'it's a uhh...uhhh..a jellyfish'.

Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!

brynnalicious

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 1:29 AM

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i agree with all of yours.
i also REALLY like when mr. blume says 'you havin' some carrots?'
and when they're in the library and max says 'that's all i meant by relationship. want me to grab a dictionary?'

there are more that i can't think of offhand.

thelawnwrangler

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 2:02 AM

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'I was going to try and have that tree over there fall on you.'

'Would you like me to pass the creamer, dog? '

'What are you, a lawyer?'

'With friends like you who needs friends?'

'Kiss me, Little Juan.'

'What do you want?'

You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc

Keith

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 3:06 AM

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{Scottish accent} 'A fucking lie'

in reference to Max getting a handjob from what's his name's mom in the back of her car.

(Edited by Keith at 4:08 am on June 11, 2002)

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

ray davies

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 9:16 AM

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'Were you in the shit?' 'Yeah, I was in the shit.'

and my personal favorite:

'They're OR scrubs.' 'Oh, are they?'

damon

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 9:54 AM

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'Sorry I said your mom gave me a handjob...'

We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.

mindylieu

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:50 AM

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'TRUCE!'

and lw knows my most favorite:

'And then I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.'

"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.

damon

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 2:59 PM

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'Were you in the shit?' 'Yeah, I was in the shit.'

and my personal favorite:

'They're OR scrubs.' 'Oh, are they?'

haha...

Oh are they?

(Edited by damon at 3:59 pm on June 11, 2002)

We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.

buffalohead

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 5:18 PM

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'what's going on here maxie? this is my baseball diamond.'

'best play ever, man'

kumar cracks me up.

buffalohead....buffalohead....buffalohead

stalker on skates

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 7:11 PM

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this gets my vote as the coolest thread ever! i could hardly wait to finish reading yours before i posted mine:

these are my OR scrubs. oh, are they?

I got punched in the nose; what's your excuse?

and then i knew for sure when . .. skinny dipping. . . hand jobs . .. nap on the front porch.

sorry i threw rocks at you.

kiss me, little juan

I wrote a hit play!! and . .. I'm in love with you.

****
goddamn i love that film.

thank you for being a friend.

smee

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 7:13 PM

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once royal tennenbaums comes out we can take to quoting that movie too. july will see the release of amelie and royal tennenbaums, hooray!

Lauren

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Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 10:42 PM

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'
'They're OR scrubs.' 'Oh, are they?'

ditto. And ditto the excitement for Amelie, a truly beautiful film. If you liked it & haven't seen Delicatessen or City of the Lost Children, check those out too

Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced

stalker on skates

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Posted Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 4:34 PM

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city of lost children is creepy.

thank you for being a friend.