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TOPIC: SEX
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 9:38 PM
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WHO LIKES SEX?
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 9:44 PM
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Do you have shit for brains? Or has your keeper gone out for more dogfood for you and left the computer on again?
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 9:47 PM
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"Quote from Flat Chop To The Throat on Nov. 16, 2003 at 9:44 PM"
Do you have shit for brains? Or has your keeper gone out for more dogfood for you and left the computer on again?
I DON'T KNOW
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 10:08 PM
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I personally am a HUGE fan of sex.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 10:12 PM
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Now, if you want to question why someone comes here to post, this would be a better place to question motives...
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 10:27 PM
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"Quote from mindylieu on Nov. 16, 2003 at 10:08 PM"
I personally am a HUGE fan of sex.
Nicely done. So Dickie, who are you really? Methinks this is the work of a bored member, rather than someone actually that stupid.
That's so NA.
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 10:30 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 16, 2003 at 10:27 PM"
a bored member
ahahhahahaha! nice one... laugh.gif
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 10:33 PM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 16, 2003 at 10:30 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 16, 2003 at 10:27 PM"
a bored member
ahahhahahaha! nice one... laugh.gif
Everyone is good at something. I'm good at wordplay. I'm a loser.
That's so NA.
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 10:34 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 16, 2003 at 10:27 PM"
"Quote from mindylieu on Nov. 16, 2003 at 10:08 PM"
I personally am a HUGE fan of sex.
Nicely done. So Dickie, who are you really? Methinks this is the work of a bored member, rather than someone actually that stupid.
exactly, I hope this a bored member laugh.gif With topics like this I might be compelled to check out "Old Dirty Bastard's Message Bored" uh excuse me uh Big Baby Jesus, or whatever he is being called. Mr. Fresh out of Jail perhaps huh.gif
Posted  Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 10:40 PM
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Dirt McGirt is his monkier now.

And just so everyone knows, my roomate and her mom baked me a pecan pie. I'm eating it right now. Delish.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 12:02 AM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Nov. 16, 2003 at 11:12 PM"
Now, if you want to question why someone comes here to post, this would be a better place to question motives...
Agreed.

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 12:19 AM
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ANSWER THE QUESTION
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 1:09 AM
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i liked their earlier stuff.
Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 1:20 AM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 16, 2003 at 10:40 PM"
Dirt McGirt is his monkier now.

And just so everyone knows, my roomate and her mom baked me a pecan pie. I'm eating it right now. Delish.
my mom made me cookies last week and i ate them all and now i want more. that and i like sex.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 3:46 AM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Nov. 16, 2003 at 10:27 PM"
So Dickie...
Goddamnit, that's the pet name that foldsfan calls me by. Thanks a lot for the future confusion, weinersex.

As for cookies, a ladyfriend made a batch of chocolate chip cookies for me a couple of weeks ago and they were delicious. Now, my neighbors below the apt have presented me with some more chocolate chip cookies, because they saw me taking out the trash and think I'm hot. Who other than rd can style and profile his way to the trash recepticles in such grand fashion? Well, I'm sure that somebody can, but the real question is, do they get chocolate chip cookies from strangers out of the whole deal? I think not. Did I mention the coconut puffs that our other neighbor gave us... What is it that makes me look like I need edible snacks? I just wish somebody would bring over a pot roast or something.

Sex is like whoa
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:38 AM
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"Quote from dick_weinersex on Nov. 16, 2003 at 9:38 PM"
WHO LIKES SEX?
I can't remember.

(Edited by carligula at 9:39 am on Nov. 17, 2003)
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 9:57 AM
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"Quote from dick_weinersex on Nov. 17, 2003 at 6:19 AM"
ANSWER THE QUESTION
ok, this post just makes you plain creepy.
im scared of you.

and im scared of sex.
mad.gif
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 12:04 PM
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Why isn't this is a poll? If it were, my bet would be on richarddawson. It would've been on carligula until I saw him snub a perfectly cute woman last week at Denny Diamond. Ok, so maybe she was 40ish. And so maybe she was married. And maybe she had a weird perm. But, c'mon!
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 12:10 PM
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Dick, stop typing in all caps, it's rude don't you know...
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 12:19 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Nov. 17, 2003 at 12:04 PM"
Why isn't this is a poll? If it were, my bet would be on richarddawson. It would've been on carligula until I saw him snub a perfectly cute woman last week at Denny Diamond. Ok, so maybe she was 40ish. And so maybe she was married. And maybe she had a weird perm. But, c'mon!
Hey, I liked her perm. And I'll bet she wasn't a day over 37. Plus, she was into me, which goes a long way.

For those keeping score, she was hot (okay, cute) and legal (by at least a decade or two), but not single (unless the wedding ring was a ploy). After speaking a few words with her, I determined she was definitely not sane either. I've decided that's not really that important, though.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 1:09 PM
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ahhh... field research is in on the chick triangle!

(Edited by Peace Frog at 1:10 pm on Nov. 17, 2003)